The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

[Harry Potter Fanfiction + Magic + Wizards + Bloodline]

Centuries ago, the magical prince Merlin and King Arthur left their heritage and legacy, which included the most important dragon bloodline.

London, 1968.

9-year-old Magnus was lost on the street, but was unexpectedly chosen...

Dumbledore personally invited him to Hogwarts.

Become classmates of James Potter, Sirius and Snape.

What kind of sparks will they create?

When Voldemort strikes, what will Magnus do?

…

ps: If you like HP fan fiction, don’t miss it. It is updated steadily, so stay tuned.

[HP Parent Generation + Child Generation + Daily Life + Taoism and Magic Dual Cultivation]

Lin Long is Lily's cousin. When she was ten years old, she was sent to the Evans family by her parents for refuge.

Growing up with Petunia and Lily, he also met a boy with black hair and black eyes.

But he didn't seem to like himself very much.

Later, they went to Hogwarts to study together.

At the beginning, she was a weakling in magic and could only rely on spells and talents to take Sirius and James to avoid the Death Eaters. Her talents and skills were also noticed by Dumbledore.

In the second year, he began to learn Taoism from Uncle Jiu, and started to practice both magic and Taoism.

But he faced the big boss Voldemort.

In the fifth grade, Snape had a falling out with Lily and also broke off his friendship with Lin Long.

Lin Long returned to China and officially began her path of cultivation.

When he returned to the wizarding world again, it was Harry Potter's first year.

When they met again, he stood in the forbidden forest, watching her drifting away like a mist in the wind, and then he said to himself: Long time no see.

CP Snape

Not a cool story! Not a cool story! Not a cool story!!!

(Note: Not against James! Not against Sirius! Not against Lily! Not against Dumbledore! Not against Snape! Not against everyone!)

[Non-time travel text, no system]

Dumbledore always thought that Voldemort was the biggest threat to the wizarding world, until a vampire who had lived for more than a thousand years came to his door with the title deed to Hogwarts——

"A thousand years have passed, and the lease of Hogwarts is up!" Dracula said, "Mr. Principal, you don't want the students to be displaced, right?"

"What do you want?" Dumbledore asked solemnly.

"Anything interesting."

"This is easy to handle. I think the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor position is quite interesting!"

…

As a result, Hogwarts has an unattended professor.

McGonagall: "Albus, I don't think Professor Dracula's teachings are suitable for poor children!"

Dumbledore: "I have no choice, no one can fire him."

…

Draco: "My father is the school director, I will definitely let him expel you!"

Lucius slapped Draco on the head, "Mr. Dracula, Draco is childish, you must not expel the school board!"

…

This is the story of a vampire who has lived too long and is so bored that he can only find fun in the magical world.

★★★There are already a lot of words in the new book "Hogwarts: Undercover Death Eaters Replace the Dark Lord"★★★

"Don't put all your hopes in the 'savior', let me carry the burden!" "Believe me, there is nothing to fear from Voldemort, he was never our true enemy!" Ethan Vincent, winner of the 2008 World War II Award

Wentworth Grindelwald, in his life, has many star-studded titles:

The greatest prophet of the contemporary era, the successor of the Witch Party, the leader of the Secret Party, the heir of the Grindelwald family, and the third generation of the Dark Lord!

He made the black veil all over London, and the Witch Party reappeared in the magic world;

He established the Secret Party in Hogwarts and monopolized the magic talents of an era;

He and the second generation of the Dark Lord confronted on the Rhine River, and nearly half of the Death Eaters turned against him;

He strolled under the Nurmengard Tower, and his followers behind him welcomed Gellert out of the tower;

In the direction where his wand pointed, thousands of believers went forward.

The Daily Prophet: This is the worst time, he is leading wizards to destruction!

The Quibbler: This is the best time, he is leading wizards to a new life!

Wentworth Grindelwald: I am not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!

New book: "Mystery: Rebirth at the Witch's Pillow", now online! Please support!

In the summer of 1992, news that Hogwarts was about to open a new course and needed a new professor quickly spread throughout the wizarding world through newspapers such as the Daily Prophet and The Quibbler. Countless people moved and sent letters to Hogwarts.

Ciaran Frémont, as a wizard who has graduated from Hogwarts for eight years, also wants to return to Hogwarts and hold a professorship, and he also received a reply from Principal Dumbledore, inviting him for a few days Later, he went to Hogwarts for an interview. While happy, Xia Ran found that he had an urgent task. He had to submit his resignation to his immediate boss, the Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the largest department of the Ministry of Magic!