Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

In the summer of 1992, news that Hogwarts was about to open a new course and needed a new professor quickly spread throughout the wizarding world through newspapers such as the Daily Prophet and The Quibbler. Countless people moved and sent letters to Hogwarts.

Ciaran Frémont, as a wizard who has graduated from Hogwarts for eight years, also wants to return to Hogwarts and hold a professorship, and he also received a reply from Principal Dumbledore, inviting him for a few days Later, he went to Hogwarts for an interview. While happy, Xia Ran found that he had an urgent task. He had to submit his resignation to his immediate boss, the Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the largest department of the Ministry of Magic!

[HP fanfiction + single female protagonist + system + snake courtyard + black magic + private settings]

"My name is Tom Riddle. I was born in the Wu Orphanage and I am a wizard."

"I speak Parseltongue well, have a yew wand, phoenix feathers, 13.5 inches, and am in Slytherin."

"My favorite magic is chewing big melons."

"Huh? What did you say? I am Voldemort? Come on, I am so handsome, how could I be that noseless Tom?"

Tom, who traveled through the world of "Harry Potter", entered the wizarding world with the same name as Voldemort and a face that looked like the Dark Lord when he was a child.

Dumbledore: I suddenly feel my eyes are blurry, otherwise how could I dream of going back to 1938.

Lucius: Two masters, I can’t tell them apart. I really can’t tell them apart.

Voldemort: Who am I, where am I, and what shall I do?

Hogwarts: Huh? It turns out the Dark Lord is right next to us!

Tom: I'm really not Voldemort. This is all Noseless Tom's fault.

..........

"Let the magic world surrender to us!"

When Voldemort was madly venting his ambitions on Tom, he was met with a big bite of melon.

"Only losers are Voldemort, and I am Tom Riddle!"

Vincent Wayne, who planned to revive the glory of his family, refused the admission letter to the thousand-year-old prestigious school Hogwarts when he first received it.

The vice-principal who can turn into a cat, the old bat professor with oily hair, the foul-mouthed blond classmates, and the elderly principal who loves knitting sweaters, it doesn't look like a serious school.

If he hadn't traveled through time, the magic world would have lost a wizard named Wayne forever.

(Keyword: Harry Potter)

"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

[Non-time travel text, no system]

Dumbledore always thought that Voldemort was the biggest threat to the wizarding world, until a vampire who had lived for more than a thousand years came to his door with the title deed to Hogwarts——

"A thousand years have passed, and the lease of Hogwarts is up!" Dracula said, "Mr. Principal, you don't want the students to be displaced, right?"

"What do you want?" Dumbledore asked solemnly.

"Anything interesting."

"This is easy to handle. I think the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor position is quite interesting!"

…

As a result, Hogwarts has an unattended professor.

McGonagall: "Albus, I don't think Professor Dracula's teachings are suitable for poor children!"

Dumbledore: "I have no choice, no one can fire him."

…

Draco: "My father is the school director, I will definitely let him expel you!"

Lucius slapped Draco on the head, "Mr. Dracula, Draco is childish, you must not expel the school board!"

…

This is the story of a vampire who has lived too long and is so bored that he can only find fun in the magical world.

★★★There are already a lot of words in the new book "Hogwarts: Undercover Death Eaters Replace the Dark Lord"★★★

Travel through the world of Harry Potter and obtain the [Positive Energy Explosion Attribute System].

As long as you do positive things, the relevant people may drop attributes.

"I picked up 1000 Occlumency experience points, and my Occlumency skill level reached max. I got the achievement: Spell Mastery!"

"I picked up 500 points of Potions experience, and my Potions skill level was upgraded to level 5. I got the achievement: Potions Master!"

"I picked up 1000 points of physical experience, and my physical fitness increased to level 7. I got the achievement: Tear a dragon apart with my bare hands!"

...

Snape: "Are you an expert in potions? You should be the one to take the potions class from now on!"

Dumbledore: "You can master all spells at once, and you are so positive! You are the hope of the wizarding world!"

Voldemort: "We are all wizards. What do you mean by tearing the earth apart with your bare hands? Also, how come you are more proficient in dark magic than I am?"

Looking at the various black magic spells at the maximum level on his panel, Lynch was speechless.

Do positive things, why is the attribute explosion rate of black magic so high?

He looked at the admiring eyes of the people in the magic world:

"Although I'm very proficient in the dark arts, that doesn't prevent me from being the most positive wizard in the world. No one should object, right?"

[Harry Potter Fanfiction + Magic + Wizards + Bloodline]

Centuries ago, the magical prince Merlin and King Arthur left their heritage and legacy, which included the most important dragon bloodline.

London, 1968.

9-year-old Magnus was lost on the street, but was unexpectedly chosen...

Dumbledore personally invited him to Hogwarts.

Become classmates of James Potter, Sirius and Snape.

What kind of sparks will they create?

When Voldemort strikes, what will Magnus do?

…

ps: If you like HP fan fiction, don’t miss it. It is updated steadily, so stay tuned.

"Albus Dumbledore made two great mistakes in his life: one was Tom Riddle, and the other was Jim Lynch." Jim Lynch, the "Mist Hangman," a forbidden legend who hunted hundreds of dark wizards, was locked in the Forbidden Forest by Dumbledore himself. When the savior Harry enrolled in school, he tore open his cage and returned to the wizarding world as a professor. Dumbledore regarded him as a hidden danger, and the Ministry of Magic became his chess game, with death walking with him. When the sky of Hogwarts was set on fire, Lynch stepped out of the fire and smiled elegantly at Voldemort: "Hello, Tom, did you miss me?"