It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.
Azkaban Redemption
Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.
Infernal Affairs
Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.
Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.
Wormtail: Give me a chance.
Snape: How can I give you a chance?
Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.
Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.
Wormtail: That means my death.
Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.
Wormtail: Who would believe that?
Memento
Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…
I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.
Crouch?
I seem to remember something, a great secret.
Danger is approaching.
Now,
who I am?
Where am I?
In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.
"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"
On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."
It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!
Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.
Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.
Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."
McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"
Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."
Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"
Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"
Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"
Travel through the world of Harry Potter and obtain the [Positive Energy Explosion Attribute System].
As long as you do positive things, the relevant people may drop attributes.
"I picked up 1000 Occlumency experience points, and my Occlumency skill level reached max. I got the achievement: Spell Mastery!"
"I picked up 500 points of Potions experience, and my Potions skill level was upgraded to level 5. I got the achievement: Potions Master!"
"I picked up 1000 points of physical experience, and my physical fitness increased to level 7. I got the achievement: Tear a dragon apart with my bare hands!"
...
Snape: "Are you an expert in potions? You should be the one to take the potions class from now on!"
Dumbledore: "You can master all spells at once, and you are so positive! You are the hope of the wizarding world!"
Voldemort: "We are all wizards. What do you mean by tearing the earth apart with your bare hands? Also, how come you are more proficient in dark magic than I am?"
Looking at the various black magic spells at the maximum level on his panel, Lynch was speechless.
Do positive things, why is the attribute explosion rate of black magic so high?
He looked at the admiring eyes of the people in the magic world:
"Although I'm very proficient in the dark arts, that doesn't prevent me from being the most positive wizard in the world. No one should object, right?"
On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.
Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .
Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.
Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.
Snape: Ah yes yes yes...
Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...
"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
...
"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
...
"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
...
"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"
Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."
Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."
Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"
It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.
In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.
Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!
Dylan: "Voldemort, I just mastered the highest level of Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I am really a good kid. Just look at what I did in school!"
Professor McGonagall: "You mean the one where you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred dementors a second, and the one where you were able to hang out with a bunch of Dementors and control them at will?"
Dylan: "No, I mean, there's not a single book in the library that I haven't read! I have full marks in all my courses, including magic! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curses."
Professor McGonagall: "Yes, that's right. That group of cultists even want to nominate you as the new Dark Lord!"
Dylan: "Oh my god, professor, isn't this easy to solve? I can kill all these Death Eaters with an Avatar, and no one will want me to be the Dark Lord!"
"Son, you are going to study at Hogwarts, let me teach you three magic spells commonly used in school."
"Which three are they?"
"Levitation spell, throwing spell, Avada eating a big melon..."