"Son, you are going to study at Hogwarts, let me teach you three magic spells commonly used in school."
"Which three are they?"
"Levitation spell, throwing spell, Avada eating a big melon..."
Dylan: "Voldemort, I just mastered the highest level of Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I am really a good kid. Just look at what I did in school!"
Professor McGonagall: "You mean the one where you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred dementors a second, and the one where you were able to hang out with a bunch of Dementors and control them at will?"
Dylan: "No, I mean, there's not a single book in the library that I haven't read! I have full marks in all my courses, including magic! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curses."
Professor McGonagall: "Yes, that's right. That group of cultists even want to nominate you as the new Dark Lord!"
Dylan: "Oh my god, professor, isn't this easy to solve? I can kill all these Death Eaters with an Avatar, and no one will want me to be the Dark Lord!"
In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.
"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"
On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."
It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!
Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.
Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.
Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."
McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"
Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."
Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"
Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"
Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"
Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!
You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!
So...
Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"
Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"
Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)
Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"
Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"
Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"
Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."
Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black
: Xiaotang, where is your nose?
Voldemort: Avada...
...
Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)
[Stardew Valley + HP, even if you don't play Stardew Valley, you can understand it] This is my first time writing (^.^), I hope you like it! It's a warm and lighthearted story, with a daily flow. The characters are a bit gentle, and there may be some oocs (fingers crossed), so if you mind, feel free to scroll away. There's no CP in the main story, but it's a bit of a heartthrob. The heroine is a bit of a nerd with a dog-like personality. There may be a separate love story in the extra chapters.
There was a loud bang in the sky, and the Stardew Valley peasants made a brilliant appearance. Regarding this incident, the person involved replied: I didn't know anything, I heard that you can fight Voldemort, so I came.
Weiss, once a hardworking farmer in Stardew Valley, was transported to a strange magical world by a wizard's magic circle explosion. He was told he could only return after defeating the Dark Lord: "Huh? I'm going to defeat Voldemort, seriously?"
What to do when you encounter a ferocious three-headed dog? The Farmer King activates his skill - Petting! Three-headed Dog: You look very happy today.
What to do when encountering an injured teacher? The farmer king took out a prop - salad! Professor: In this river?
If I meet an unhappy classmate, I touch him! If I meet a shy classmate, I touch him! If I meet a classmate who comes to provoke me, I touch him!
While working hard (making trouble) at school, I was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by the sly professor: "Please explain what's going on with the mine carts in the castle, the vegetable fields in the forbidden forest, the chickens, ducks, rabbits, cows, sheep, ostriches, and dinosaurs? Also, many students reported catching salmon, sea bass, and... pufferfish? Sea cucumbers? ?
For Weiss, Hogwarts has become her second home after Pelican Town. She vowed to protect those she loves and those who love her!
PS: A relaxed, everyday life with a slow pace, no babysitting, and no need to chant spells to follow the plot—all wizards agree. However, Miss Loira Hamilton, a Veela half-blood from Durmstrang Academy, broke all that. At a young age, she was recognized as a member of the Wizengamot Wizarding Council, renowned as a master of magic circles, an expert in ancient runes, and known as the "Silent Witch" for her mastery of silent spells. "Ms. Hamilton is the finest professor at Hogwarts." — Hermione Granger's memoirs. "Miss Hamilton could very well become the next Chief Witch of the Wizengamot." — Dumbledore in The Prophet. But few know that Miss Loira Hamilton is actually a socially anxious person, so timid she can't even interact with others. Only the few of us, her close friends, know all this...
[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]
Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].
By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!
While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.
[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]
While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.
[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]
Charlie casually did a ten-pull!
[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]
Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."
Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"
Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"
"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
...
"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
...
"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
...
"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.
Azkaban Redemption
Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.
Infernal Affairs
Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.
Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.
Wormtail: Give me a chance.
Snape: How can I give you a chance?
Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.
Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.
Wormtail: That means my death.
Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.
Wormtail: Who would believe that?
Memento
Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…
I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.
Crouch?
I seem to remember something, a great secret.
Danger is approaching.
Now,
who I am?
Where am I?