It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.

Azkaban Redemption

Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.

Infernal Affairs

Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.

Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.

Wormtail: Give me a chance.

Snape: How can I give you a chance?

Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.

Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.

Wormtail: That means my death.

Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.

Wormtail: Who would believe that?

Memento

Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…

I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.

Crouch?

I seem to remember something, a great secret.

Danger is approaching.

Now,

who I am?

Where am I?

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

"Albus Dumbledore made two great mistakes in his life: one was Tom Riddle, and the other was Jim Lynch." Jim Lynch, the "Mist Hangman," a forbidden legend who hunted hundreds of dark wizards, was locked in the Forbidden Forest by Dumbledore himself. When the savior Harry enrolled in school, he tore open his cage and returned to the wizarding world as a professor. Dumbledore regarded him as a hidden danger, and the Ministry of Magic became his chess game, with death walking with him. When the sky of Hogwarts was set on fire, Lynch stepped out of the fire and smiled elegantly at Voldemort: "Hello, Tom, did you miss me?"

“Happy education is not desirable.”

“As long as it is learning, it must be boring.”

“In the future, they will thank themselves for their hard work now.”

“We will add morning and evening self-study for students in grades three to six, and supervise them to practice mantra recitation and dictate mantra theory every day.”

“Even wizards must ensure that they have qualified physical fitness. Inter-get out of class exercises should be added after the second class every morning.”

“The school holds only one Quidditch competition every year. It’s too simple. We should add track and field games once a year.”

“Barabara…”

“…”

The spiritual leader of the new era wizards, the professional wizard advocates, the founder of the wizarding union, the pioneer of magic civilization, the changer, the destroyer, the sickle bearer, the blood relative of the demon king, the first president of the Hogwarts reorganization student union… Lin En Bellock persuaded Dumbledore with all his heart.

Vincent Wayne, who planned to revive the glory of his family, refused the admission letter to the thousand-year-old prestigious school Hogwarts when he first received it.

The vice-principal who can turn into a cat, the old bat professor with oily hair, the foul-mouthed blond classmates, and the elderly principal who loves knitting sweaters, it doesn't look like a serious school.

If he hadn't traveled through time, the magic world would have lost a wizard named Wayne forever.

(Keyword: Harry Potter)

On this day, the first-year Hogwarts freshman, the young savior Harry Potter, learned that a fifth-grade transfer student came to his college. He asked curiously: "Mr. Linde, where did you study magic before you transferred?"

Linde smiled slightly after hearing this, "I was the chief mage in Winterhold in the first grade, studied pyroxene magic at Rhea Lucaria College in the second grade, and conducted actual combat training in Middle-earth in the third grade. Years went to Candlekeep to build their mage tower at Baldur's Gate."

"That sounds incredible, so what are your plans for this year?"

"If you want to build a floating city, you have to set up your own secret religion. Maybe you can solve a little trouble for Professor Dumbledore by the way? For example, a certain Parseltongue is not very friendly."

Traveling through the sky, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls, Elden's Ring, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Baldur's Gate, Esoteric Cult Simulator...

Have you ever seen someone learn magic with a rolling pin? Well, today you saw it!

Ollivander: Don't worry, kiddo. This half-finished product may look like a rolling pin, but it can actually roll noodles! Oh no, it's actually a magic wand!

A lightning-struck mahogany wand with a lightning core! Not only is it incredibly powerful, it also comes with cool special effects! Brave youngsters, take it and create miracles!

This is a story about a wealthy man who went to Hogwarts to invent things, a story about a guy who did not play by the rules and led three little ones astray, and a story about a man who single-handedly changed (or brought disaster to) the wizarding world!

The protagonist loves making staffs, loves oriental magic, and loves modifying props! He loves self-destructing magic tools, loves elixirs of immortality, and loves exploring the galaxy even more!

(The magic wand is the main plug-in. It was temporarily restricted in the early stage in order to activate more plug-ins! If you don't like it, please don't criticize. While making inventions, the original plot is interspersed. If you don't like the main storyline of the three little ones, please turn away.)

[Follows the main plot but has its own content + the protagonist has money and ability + loves to invent + single-handedly changes (or harms) the wizarding world + the heroine Ginny + fills in the regrets of the original plot]

Keywords: Harry Potter fanfiction, Hogwarts fanfiction, HP...

After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.

"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"

Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"

"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."

Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"

Haig: "Ah?"

[Stardew Valley + HP, even if you don't play Stardew Valley, you can understand it] This is my first time writing (^.^), I hope you like it! It's a warm and lighthearted story, with a daily flow. The characters are a bit gentle, and there may be some oocs (fingers crossed), so if you mind, feel free to scroll away. There's no CP in the main story, but it's a bit of a heartthrob. The heroine is a bit of a nerd with a dog-like personality. There may be a separate love story in the extra chapters.

There was a loud bang in the sky, and the Stardew Valley peasants made a brilliant appearance. Regarding this incident, the person involved replied: I didn't know anything, I heard that you can fight Voldemort, so I came.

Weiss, once a hardworking farmer in Stardew Valley, was transported to a strange magical world by a wizard's magic circle explosion. He was told he could only return after defeating the Dark Lord: "Huh? I'm going to defeat Voldemort, seriously?"

What to do when you encounter a ferocious three-headed dog? The Farmer King activates his skill - Petting! Three-headed Dog: You look very happy today.

What to do when encountering an injured teacher? The farmer king took out a prop - salad! Professor: In this river?

If I meet an unhappy classmate, I touch him! If I meet a shy classmate, I touch him! If I meet a classmate who comes to provoke me, I touch him!

While working hard (making trouble) at school, I was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by the sly professor: "Please explain what's going on with the mine carts in the castle, the vegetable fields in the forbidden forest, the chickens, ducks, rabbits, cows, sheep, ostriches, and dinosaurs? Also, many students reported catching salmon, sea bass, and... pufferfish? Sea cucumbers? ?

For Weiss, Hogwarts has become her second home after Pelican Town. She vowed to protect those she loves and those who love her!

In the summer of 1992, news that Hogwarts was about to open a new course and needed a new professor quickly spread throughout the wizarding world through newspapers such as the Daily Prophet and The Quibbler. Countless people moved and sent letters to Hogwarts.

Ciaran Frémont, as a wizard who has graduated from Hogwarts for eight years, also wants to return to Hogwarts and hold a professorship, and he also received a reply from Principal Dumbledore, inviting him for a few days Later, he went to Hogwarts for an interview. While happy, Xia Ran found that he had an urgent task. He had to submit his resignation to his immediate boss, the Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the largest department of the Ministry of Magic!