"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

Luo Bin traveled to the magical world of the West and obtained the golden finger - the Magical Animal Cultivation Cube!

As long as the magical creatures are defeated, they can be collected into the Rubik's Cube. Their magical attributes and combat effectiveness can also be improved through a series of feeding and cultivation.

Nagini's venom is too toxic and can only make the wound bleed?

Are garden gnomes so incompetent that they only dig holes in the ground and chew roots?

The mermaid in the Black Lake is ugly and can only lure people into drowning by singing?

The Whomping Willow's roots are deep in the ground, so it's only suitable for close attacks?

The Hungarian Horntail Fire Dragon is huge in size and has limited sight. Can't fight in close combat?

...

When the second-generation Dark Lord led his men to attack, they were shocked to find that Hogwarts had become a base camp for magical animals.

Then, he and his men were beaten so hard by the mutated creatures that they couldn't even find Bei!

[HP Parent Generation + Child Generation + Daily Life + Taoism and Magic Dual Cultivation]

Lin Long is Lily's cousin. When she was ten years old, she was sent to the Evans family by her parents for refuge.

Growing up with Petunia and Lily, he also met a boy with black hair and black eyes.

But he didn't seem to like himself very much.

Later, they went to Hogwarts to study together.

At the beginning, she was a weakling in magic and could only rely on spells and talents to take Sirius and James to avoid the Death Eaters. Her talents and skills were also noticed by Dumbledore.

In the second year, he began to learn Taoism from Uncle Jiu, and started to practice both magic and Taoism.

But he faced the big boss Voldemort.

In the fifth grade, Snape had a falling out with Lily and also broke off his friendship with Lin Long.

Lin Long returned to China and officially began her path of cultivation.

When he returned to the wizarding world again, it was Harry Potter's first year.

When they met again, he stood in the forbidden forest, watching her drifting away like a mist in the wind, and then he said to himself: Long time no see.

CP Snape

Not a cool story! Not a cool story! Not a cool story!!!

(Note: Not against James! Not against Sirius! Not against Lily! Not against Dumbledore! Not against Snape! Not against everyone!)

(GGAD + cute kids + group favorites + maidens + hilarious + development + split endings)

Others who traveled through time were magical beauties, immortal masters, or at the very least, magical cats. But she was a two-year-old baby? And her only claim to fame was her innate strength?!

Did he tear Dumbledore's beard with his bare hands? Did he crush Snape's cauldron? Did he have a Bill Weasley figurine? Did he have Aberforth Dumbledore's little darling? Did he have the house-elves' favorite? Did he have Professor McGonagall's sweetheart?

etc. etc.

Look at how Anna charms all the bigwigs at Hogwarts with her cuteness. Wait, tell me again who her dad is? And there are two more?

(This is a story about a human cub who cheats and deceives others in the magical world to find a backer for himself. It is a private story and is definitely otome-oriented. If you don’t like it, please don’t disturb me.)

Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"

Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."

Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."

Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"

It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.

In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.

Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

The day he received his notice to Hogwarts, Mike Garrett knew that his dream of becoming a business giant might be dashed.

Then the first step is to escape from Britain, go to the New World, let the business empire rise, and let the Gretel family become strong evidence of British orthodoxy in Ame.

Until Dumbledore, who was smiling, said, "Hello, Mr. McGregor, would you mind chatting with me in a different place?"

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Mike Grete, holding the expired ticket: "So. Dear principal, when will the ticket to the New World be reimbursed to me?"

PS: Serious OOC warning

Wentworth Grindelwald, in his life, has many star-studded titles:

The greatest prophet of the contemporary era, the successor of the Witch Party, the leader of the Secret Party, the heir of the Grindelwald family, and the third generation of the Dark Lord!

He made the black veil all over London, and the Witch Party reappeared in the magic world;

He established the Secret Party in Hogwarts and monopolized the magic talents of an era;

He and the second generation of the Dark Lord confronted on the Rhine River, and nearly half of the Death Eaters turned against him;

He strolled under the Nurmengard Tower, and his followers behind him welcomed Gellert out of the tower;

In the direction where his wand pointed, thousands of believers went forward.

The Daily Prophet: This is the worst time, he is leading wizards to destruction!

The Quibbler: This is the best time, he is leading wizards to a new life!

Wentworth Grindelwald: I am not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!

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Ash Black traveled through time

Good news: The place of travel is Hogwarts

Bad news: Harry Potter is still a hundred years away

Traveling to the end of the 19th century when "Hogwarts Legacy" took place, relying on his complete knowledge of the plot and a little help from the game system, Ash Black defeated the final boss Lanlock in advance, and used Lanlock as a sample to conduct a 'safety Harmless' study of ancient magic.

However, an out-of-control experiment led to the biggest disaster in Hogwarts history, and Ash Black came to the world a hundred years later...

Good news: sleep until 1991

Bad news: Halle is a girl

Good news: Ash is a male Veela

Good news: Male Veela can enter the female dormitory!

Good news: Male Veela are not responsible!

Good news: It’s all good news!

Draco: Red hair, second-hand robes, second-hand textbooks, I know who you are, another Weasley. Penelope: Your sister? Jordan: Your sister? McGonagall: Your sister? Claire: Oo? Your sister! Ginny blushed: Hello, sister. Percy: Merlin, I want to write a letter to mom... no... to dad! Fred said to George: Is this our sister that dad lost? George's eyes lit up: There will be 6 Weasleys in this school! Sorting Hat: Another Weasley? Gryffindor! Claire: Occasionally look up at the sky, the sun rises and the sky turns red. Fred: A Weasley marries a Weasley and doesn't even have to change her last name.