[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!

You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!

So...

Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"

Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"

Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)

Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"

Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"

Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"

Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."

Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black

: Xiaotang, where is your nose?

Voldemort: Avada...

...

Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.

Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.

Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."

McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"

Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."

Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"

Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"

Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"

After traveling to the Harry Potter world, Vaughn awakened the reputation system. As long as his reputation can be widely spread, he can gain reputation points to add points to the magic he has learned and upgrade it. There are also various tasks that reward magic power and even talents. So... the traveler keeps a low profile and pretends to be a pig to eat the tiger? Follow the plot and become a male mother for the iron triangle? Not possible! Hogwarts, the legendary white devil Dumbledore, the fateful entanglement between Harry and Voldemort... These are the best reputation machines. How can you get rich without stirring up trouble and destroying the plot? Harry: "Vaughn should be the savior. He stopped Voldemort from taking the Philosopher's Stone." Lupin: "Wolfsbane Potion, Werewolf Affairs Committee... Damn, it's a heart-pounding feeling!" Cornelius Fudge: "I want to rule the werewolves, I want to recruit Vaughn Weasley... Damn Dumbledore treats him like his own son, no, he protects him like his own father!" Dumbledore: "Vaughn is a magical genius, but what is more dangerous is his thinking. He always reminds me of someone. I must guide him well..." Vaughn spread his hands: "Don't get excited, resisting Voldemort, recruiting werewolves, challenging the Statute of Secrecy and starting a wizard revolution... I just want to gain some fame!"

The following is a real interview record:

"Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?"

"That is pure slander!"

Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant.

"Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary."

"If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King."

The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname.

"Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"

"Don't put all your hopes in the 'savior', let me carry the burden!" "Believe me, there is nothing to fear from Voldemort, he was never our true enemy!" Ethan Vincent, winner of the 2008 World War II Award

In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.

"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"

On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."

It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!

In the magic world a thousand years ago, he traveled with four teachers for seven years. Ryan found himself back in 1991, back to the orphanage he was familiar with. After three days. He saw a pure white owl flying towards him with a Hogwarts admission letter in its beak. So Ryan knew that he would return to the Hogwarts that was familiar yet unfamiliar to him. "Mr. Ryan Elias." "Dumbledore called you the most outstanding graduate in the history of Hogwarts, the Dark Lord regarded you as his greatest enemy, and the dark wizards called you a wizard destined to be great. For these titles..." "Of course." Ryan answered calmly with the answer that should be given. "I approve of it all." Be it potions, duels, spells, alchemy, the dark arts, or even cooking and pranks. "Of course I will always be the best." Because he...

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional magic wands?

Come try this round wand, which can release three spells at the same time, and its main feature is the surprise effect.

Let’s take a look at this one. This staff is 1.5 meters long and made of iron wood. Dragon breeders all say it’s good.

There is also a cool lightning wand, a two-handed wand with double the power, an easy-to-operate trigger wand, and a finger-sized 7.62...

As the only designated heir of the Ollivander family, Siren feels that he needs to give the backward wizarding world a little shock.

Adrian Wisen, who traveled to the world of Harry Potter, didn't have any big ambitions. As a professor at Hogwarts, his daily routine is to take care of children, farm, and cause trouble for the elderly headmaster. Everyone who knew Adrian Wisen also knew that he was a kind and amiable wizard. Oh, there is one important thing. Never go near those plants he grows!