"A bag of rice should be carried on several floors, and a bag of rice should be carried on the second floor."

"I give more than one bag of rice, and I want to wash a bag of rice."

"I washed so much mud with a bag of rice! I scolded me for not returning the money!"

Over Hogwarts, Kyle Grindelwald said indifferently:

"There is mud! Who gave you a bag of rice!"

Endless light blooms over Hogwarts.

...

Title of this book:

【Let the magic world feel pain】

【Snape Saves Lily】

[The Silent Legend of Wizard Fight]

This is a Naruto fanboy in Harry Potter skin.

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

In the summer of 1992, news that Hogwarts was about to open a new course and needed a new professor quickly spread throughout the wizarding world through newspapers such as the Daily Prophet and The Quibbler. Countless people moved and sent letters to Hogwarts.

Ciaran Frémont, as a wizard who has graduated from Hogwarts for eight years, also wants to return to Hogwarts and hold a professorship, and he also received a reply from Principal Dumbledore, inviting him for a few days Later, he went to Hogwarts for an interview. While happy, Xia Ran found that he had an urgent task. He had to submit his resignation to his immediate boss, the Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the largest department of the Ministry of Magic!

[Single female lead][Growth flow][No system][Daily orientation]

As soon as Soul, who was inexplicably transported across time, opened his eyes, he saw a green beam of light coming towards him. He thought he was dead, but he found himself alive again. Not only that, Hermione was his neighbor and childhood sweetheart. In this way, the story began.

"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

[Non-time travel text, no system]

Dumbledore always thought that Voldemort was the biggest threat to the wizarding world, until a vampire who had lived for more than a thousand years came to his door with the title deed to Hogwarts——

"A thousand years have passed, and the lease of Hogwarts is up!" Dracula said, "Mr. Principal, you don't want the students to be displaced, right?"

"What do you want?" Dumbledore asked solemnly.

"Anything interesting."

"This is easy to handle. I think the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor position is quite interesting!"

…

As a result, Hogwarts has an unattended professor.

McGonagall: "Albus, I don't think Professor Dracula's teachings are suitable for poor children!"

Dumbledore: "I have no choice, no one can fire him."

…

Draco: "My father is the school director, I will definitely let him expel you!"

Lucius slapped Draco on the head, "Mr. Dracula, Draco is childish, you must not expel the school board!"

…

This is the story of a vampire who has lived too long and is so bored that he can only find fun in the magical world.

★★★There are already a lot of words in the new book "Hogwarts: Undercover Death Eaters Replace the Dark Lord"★★★

Dumbledore quickly grabbed Orion who was about to cast a spell.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Alas~ It's not appropriate to do this in broad daylight. Fiendfyre is a powerful dark magic and can't be used carelessly!"

Orion nodded and said, "I understand, Principal. We can let him go if we carry some people on our backs, right?"

[Single Female Lead], [Le Ziwen]

A time traveler who was sent into another world by a dump truck, with an unreliable grocery store system.

While eating barbecue and humming a song in his small home in the valley, the old man with a crooked nose suddenly put a wizard hat on him and said that he wanted to start school early.

Luo Bin traveled to the magical world of the West and obtained the golden finger - the Magical Animal Cultivation Cube!

As long as the magical creatures are defeated, they can be collected into the Rubik's Cube. Their magical attributes and combat effectiveness can also be improved through a series of feeding and cultivation.

Nagini's venom is too toxic and can only make the wound bleed?

Are garden gnomes so incompetent that they only dig holes in the ground and chew roots?

The mermaid in the Black Lake is ugly and can only lure people into drowning by singing?

The Whomping Willow's roots are deep in the ground, so it's only suitable for close attacks?

The Hungarian Horntail Fire Dragon is huge in size and has limited sight. Can't fight in close combat?

...

When the second-generation Dark Lord led his men to attack, they were shocked to find that Hogwarts had become a base camp for magical animals.

Then, he and his men were beaten so hard by the mutated creatures that they couldn't even find Bei!

[HP Parent Generation + Child Generation + Daily Life + Taoism and Magic Dual Cultivation]

Lin Long is Lily's cousin. When she was ten years old, she was sent to the Evans family by her parents for refuge.

Growing up with Petunia and Lily, he also met a boy with black hair and black eyes.

But he didn't seem to like himself very much.

Later, they went to Hogwarts to study together.

At the beginning, she was a weakling in magic and could only rely on spells and talents to take Sirius and James to avoid the Death Eaters. Her talents and skills were also noticed by Dumbledore.

In the second year, he began to learn Taoism from Uncle Jiu, and started to practice both magic and Taoism.

But he faced the big boss Voldemort.

In the fifth grade, Snape had a falling out with Lily and also broke off his friendship with Lin Long.

Lin Long returned to China and officially began her path of cultivation.

When he returned to the wizarding world again, it was Harry Potter's first year.

When they met again, he stood in the forbidden forest, watching her drifting away like a mist in the wind, and then he said to himself: Long time no see.

CP Snape

Not a cool story! Not a cool story! Not a cool story!!!

(Note: Not against James! Not against Sirius! Not against Lily! Not against Dumbledore! Not against Snape! Not against everyone!)

The day he received his notice to Hogwarts, Mike Garrett knew that his dream of becoming a business giant might be dashed.

Then the first step is to escape from Britain, go to the New World, let the business empire rise, and let the Gretel family become strong evidence of British orthodoxy in Ame.

Until Dumbledore, who was smiling, said, "Hello, Mr. McGregor, would you mind chatting with me in a different place?"

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Mike Grete, holding the expired ticket: "So. Dear principal, when will the ticket to the New World be reimbursed to me?"

PS: Serious OOC warning