"Name? Age? Why are you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, no smoking, no drinking, no bad habits, my dream is to build my own crystal palace and try not to be killed by a hatchet!" There was a delicious pork chop rice in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. With his hands supporting his chin, he made the classic pose of Commander Ikari, with a firm look in his eyes, and declared to the uncle in the hat in a righteous manner! "I report it! The wine was bought by Kitahara Iori! My clothes were also taken off by him! Hurry up and catch him!" "Well... I'm sorry, Mr. Miyazawa, Mr. Kitahara next door also reported you for running naked after drinking..." "What! It's that jerk who is slandering me! He slandered me ah ah ah!!!"
Yu Shao got a strange system that allowed him to earn scum points based on his daily scum level, which he could then redeem for magical skills and items. This piqued Yu Shao's interest, as being a scum was a high-risk profession. To avoid being scum, he had to humiliate them.
Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya
Cong Yu, male, 17 years old, is a student.
His hidden identity is a cadre of the Monster Group. He is currently on leave without pay to go to school for further studies.
He lives in a villa area in the northeast of Fengdu, alone, and his house is quite big.
He thought that this kind of life would continue until he graduated from high school and college.
But the sudden intrusion of the magical girl changed his life!
"I am Cong Yu's dog! Woof woof woof!"
"Cong Yu, you don't want your true identity to be discovered, do you?"
"I am the magical girl you corrupted with your own hands, you have to take responsibility!"
Amid the noise of many magical girls (doubtful)...
Cong Yu, who didn't know what expression to show, could only smile.
Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
Hao Ren transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and obtains the Villain Simulator—a system that constantly pushes him to become a despicable, shameless scoundrel.
But there's a catch: the female characters involved in the simulations retain their memories afterward.
Rather than end up as cannon fodder in the real world, Solon decides he’d rather be a villain in the simulation. So...
“Jingliu, you wouldn’t want Baiheng to end up in Penacony’s prison, would you?”
“Feixiao, you’ll always be my little fox slave. Don’t even think about escaping my grasp.”
“Sparkle, you guessed right. It was me who betrayed you—again.”
“Ruan Mei, want to uncover the ultimate secret of life? Let’s start by having a child together.”
“Robin, you want to save them? Then come and beg me.”
Soon enough, Hao Ren realizes... being a villain isn’t so bad after all. It’s just a simulation, right?
The only problem is—he keeps making more and more enemies among the women he's wronged...
Lin transmigrated to detective conan universe with the death note.
"Anyone whose name is written in the note will die."
"How can such an unscientific thing be possible?"
"If it's true, wouldn't we be able to rule the world?"
"You think so, don't you, Mr. Gin?"
"By the way, could you please sign an autograph for me?"
"Use your real name."
In his previous life, the scumbag Amami Makoto was hunted down by four “assassins” who chased him to the rooftop—four blades, eight wounds, a tragically bloody end.
After reincarnating, he vows to turn over a new leaf and stay far away from romantic entanglements.
But fate has other plans—those same “assassins” have returned to his life once again...
Crossing into a fantasy world, Meng Changqing thought he would live an ordinary life, but he unexpectedly awakened a friend system!
As long as the other party agrees to become his friend, even if it’s just verbally, he can obtain corresponding attributes from the other party, as well as additional rewards!
“Adding the True Legend of the sect as a friend, obtaining attribute: First-class aptitude!”
“Adding the Sect Leader as a friend, obtaining attribute: Perfect-level ‘Indestructible True King Art’!”
“Adding the dragon girl of the demon race as a friend, obtaining attribute: True Dragon Bloodline!”
“Adding the Sword Immortal as a friend, obtaining attribute: Chaotic Sword Body!”
“…”
So Meng Changqing began his journey of “relying on friends” for cultivation.
As for those who are unwilling to be his friends, Meng Changqing can only draw his long sword from his waist and make friends with his noble character.
It has been eighteen years since Ye Wangchuan was reincarnated into the fantasy world.
It wasn't until his birthday that he found out that he was actually a villain!
And he has no system, no golden fingers, only some "insignificant" family background.
Sigh...
it's too difficult.
In order to avoid being killed by the Son of Luck, Ye Wangchuan began to pay attention to the special people around him.
And the first child of luck he met...
huh? Why is she a loli? ? ?
This loli actually has a system!
You can also take the system rewards for your own use!
From then on.
Ye Wangchuan embarked on the road of fleecing lolita and never returned.
White-haired loli master, pull!
Ten thousand year old yellow skinned loli, grab it!
Wait, what kind of loli is this?
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The Lolita Child of Luck: "My system relies on obtaining Ye Wangchuan's emotions to gain points, and then he... he... Uwaaaaaah!"
The White-haired Lolita Master: "Huh? I feel like Ye Wangchuan is just an ordinary apprentice. He even gives me massages."
The Eternal Yellow Skin Man: "Do you think I look like a human or like... Wait! You are not allowed to say 140cm! You are not allowed to say it!"
? ? Loli: (Detect Ye Wangchuan's preferences) (Mimic petite loli) (Adjust cute personality)
[Villain + Cool article + Many loli]