Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game!
“I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?”
Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear.
Till a voice finally sounded in his head.
【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】
Yu Shao got a strange system that allowed him to earn scum points based on his daily scum level, which he could then redeem for magical skills and items. This piqued Yu Shao's interest, as being a scum was a high-risk profession. To avoid being scum, he had to humiliate them.
Traveling through the second dimension, both parents are dead, and there is money and a house. Although there can be no sister due to the rules of the cat guest, this is definitely the direction of the protagonist of the daily harem in the second dimension. I guess the next step is to flatter the house and be surrounded by girls, right? [Welcome to the "Sacrifice Game", I wish you can witness the end in real fear] Wait, this script is wrong, right? Corpses are whispering, caves are crawling, paper people are asking for directions, ghost villages are wandering at night, and pupils are peeping under the bed... The weird rules weave blood and cannot be escaped. The only way is to face the endless nightmare and seek a glimmer of life. So being entangled by these horrors, can you give me a system, the best kind of sign-in is awesome! When thinking about this, I found that I got the ability to replay after death. It is indeed a plug-in, but doesn't this mean that I have to keep trying and making mistakes with my life? I don't want it, I don't want to be a protagonist like 486! Who will save me! Then he turned around and saw the girls trapped behind him, including Kaguya Shinomiya, Chika Fujiwara, Ichiri Goto, Miko Yotsuya, etc. Damn it, come on! How can I let a beautiful girl sacrifice herself in such a place? I want to create a happy world without Kyon and Kaba-san!
Hao Ren transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and obtains the Villain Simulator—a system that constantly pushes him to become a despicable, shameless scoundrel.
But there's a catch: the female characters involved in the simulations retain their memories afterward.
Rather than end up as cannon fodder in the real world, Solon decides he’d rather be a villain in the simulation. So...
“Jingliu, you wouldn’t want Baiheng to end up in Penacony’s prison, would you?”
“Feixiao, you’ll always be my little fox slave. Don’t even think about escaping my grasp.”
“Sparkle, you guessed right. It was me who betrayed you—again.”
“Ruan Mei, want to uncover the ultimate secret of life? Let’s start by having a child together.”
“Robin, you want to save them? Then come and beg me.”
Soon enough, Hao Ren realizes... being a villain isn’t so bad after all. It’s just a simulation, right?
The only problem is—he keeps making more and more enemies among the women he's wronged...
In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.
My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.
The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.
But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.
"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"
Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.
And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.
Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?
"Name? Age? Why are you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, no smoking, no drinking, no bad habits, my dream is to build my own crystal palace and try not to be killed by a hatchet!" There was a delicious pork chop rice in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. With his hands supporting his chin, he made the classic pose of Commander Ikari, with a firm look in his eyes, and declared to the uncle in the hat in a righteous manner! "I report it! The wine was bought by Kitahara Iori! My clothes were also taken off by him! Hurry up and catch him!" "Well... I'm sorry, Mr. Miyazawa, Mr. Kitahara next door also reported you for running naked after drinking..." "What! It's that jerk who is slandering me! He slandered me ah ah ah!!!"
In his previous life, the scumbag Amami Makoto was hunted down by four “assassins” who chased him to the rooftop—four blades, eight wounds, a tragically bloody end.
After reincarnating, he vows to turn over a new leaf and stay far away from romantic entanglements.
But fate has other plans—those same “assassins” have returned to his life once again...
Cong Yu, male, 17 years old, is a student.
His hidden identity is a cadre of the Monster Group. He is currently on leave without pay to go to school for further studies.
He lives in a villa area in the northeast of Fengdu, alone, and his house is quite big.
He thought that this kind of life would continue until he graduated from high school and college.
But the sudden intrusion of the magical girl changed his life!
"I am Cong Yu's dog! Woof woof woof!"
"Cong Yu, you don't want your true identity to be discovered, do you?"
"I am the magical girl you corrupted with your own hands, you have to take responsibility!"
Amid the noise of many magical girls (doubtful)...
Cong Yu, who didn't know what expression to show, could only smile.
Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya