It has been eighteen years since Ye Wangchuan was reincarnated into the fantasy world.
It wasn't until his birthday that he found out that he was actually a villain!
And he has no system, no golden fingers, only some "insignificant" family background.
Sigh...
it's too difficult.
In order to avoid being killed by the Son of Luck, Ye Wangchuan began to pay attention to the special people around him.
And the first child of luck he met...
huh? Why is she a loli? ? ?
This loli actually has a system!
You can also take the system rewards for your own use!
From then on.
Ye Wangchuan embarked on the road of fleecing lolita and never returned.
White-haired loli master, pull!
Ten thousand year old yellow skinned loli, grab it!
Wait, what kind of loli is this?
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The Lolita Child of Luck: "My system relies on obtaining Ye Wangchuan's emotions to gain points, and then he... he... Uwaaaaaah!"
The White-haired Lolita Master: "Huh? I feel like Ye Wangchuan is just an ordinary apprentice. He even gives me massages."
The Eternal Yellow Skin Man: "Do you think I look like a human or like... Wait! You are not allowed to say 140cm! You are not allowed to say it!"
? ? Loli: (Detect Ye Wangchuan's preferences) (Mimic petite loli) (Adjust cute personality)
[Villain + Cool article + Many loli]
[Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation".
He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention.
All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry...
This guy actually did it in public.
Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me."
"My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me."
"But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..."
Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer.
"Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience."
Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone.
Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished...
No one expected...
The popularity of the show actually broke records.
"Hahaha! This guy is so interesting."
"Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!"
"..."
Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect...
An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.
Mr. Ji had gotten drunk twice in his life, and both times he mistakenly entered the mysterious women's restroom, only to have his head smashed by the same woman.
Group number: 107575576
I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.
Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.
For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...
What, you ask me how to live better in this world?
Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."
When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?
Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.
Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.
Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...
"That's the theory."
Cohen Norton did not deny this.
"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."
As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.
[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]
[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]
(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)
- The following is an incomplete introduction -
"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."
"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."
"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."
...
"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"
"Cohen, don't come over here!"
The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game!
“I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?”
Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear.
Till a voice finally sounded in his head.
【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】
【I, Shen Miaomiao, was forced to take over a game company at the beginning. 】
Fortunately, the rebate system was awakened in time, as long as the company loses money, the system will compensate with ten times the rebate!
Therefore, the goal of this young girl president is to bring down the company! Wealth Freedom!
【I, Gu Sheng, traveled through the opening game and became a game designer. 】
Fortunately, the game treasury system has awakened, as long as it continues to produce popular games, it will be able to ascend to the throne of the king of games!
Therefore, the goal of this game director is to become bigger and stronger! Create another glories!
…
When the rotten president meets the sixth designer, the company’s style of painting gradually abstracts——
“No one plays the mech game you agreed to? What the hell are you doing about Titanfall?”
“Is the horror game market poor? What’s your “Escape” situation?”
“Is it easy to pay for the second-generation shooting that was agreed? Are you going to remake “Call of Duty”?”
Looking at the financial report that was profitable across the board, Shen Miaomiao’s mind was buzzing.
She couldn’t lose a penny, so she could only give up her heart!
“From now on! Torture the players for me!”
She didn’t believe it, she still couldn’t lose the money!
Hearing this, Gu Sheng unfolded a stack of plans in his hands:
“Look at the boss – black, blood, benevolence, wolf… which one shall we do first?”
"I'm a scumbag, not a scumbag." Kobayashi Sorao reiterated, "We're a business partnership, and talking about feelings is expensive." He let Eriri be the key artist, let Kasumigaoka Utaha handle the script, let Tang Keke and his team handle the music, supplemented by ideas from another world in his mind. Restoring the glory of galgame is our responsibility! "Ryouya, you have to believe me! We are good brothers, how could I hurt you?"————
Although the photos sent by the senior sister are very attractive, what the hell is the big-headed doll sitting next to the senior sister staring at two blood holes?
Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and salivate at senior sister?
Senior, you’re going to be decapitated! Hey!
When he woke up, Lu Cheng discovered that Pokémon had invaded his life. But why is his Pokémon different from others?
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Welcome to the real world of Pokémon, from the bottom trainer, step by step to the stage of the world competition!
Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."