Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game!
“I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?”
Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear.
Till a voice finally sounded in his head.
【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】
Since Guan Shan got the horror game simulator in his head, everything in his eyes became horrifying.
A meat restaurant with human corpses hanging in the kitchen, an abandoned apartment building with a phone ringing at midnight, a psychiatric hospital full of murderers…
[Only by killing the final BOSS can this simulation be ended! ]
As an ordinary person, Guan Shan was scared.
In the face of these terrifyingly powerful Bosses, he could only try his best to kill monsters and get some equipment in order to survive.
He was barely able to survive each simulation.
However, in the eyes of others, Guan Shan was a horror and anomaly himself!
“Captain, the S-class dangerous psychic has been killed by him, and the entire base was destroyed by him, but why is he crying for help with a look of fear? Should we save him or not?”
“Are you s*upid? He is coming towards us! Let’s run!”
Gu Chen, who traveled to a parallel world, was manipulated by a black-hearted entertainment company and forced to participate in variety shows with an unpopular character in order to serve as a stepping stone for the company's popular young idol.
Gu Chen said: "You must be joking. I'm a time traveler, how can I be bullied?"
Just when he was about to wave his hand and reject her handsomely, a sudden "ding" sound came from his mind.
[Ding, the black fan system has been linked. For every additional black fan, you will receive 10 yuan. For every 10,000 black fans you add, you will also receive a chance to enter a lucky draw.]
Gu Chen: But then again...making money is not shameful!
Without any hesitation, I signed the contract immediately!
So in the show——
All kinds of cheesy love talk, crazy narcissism, and talking nonsense when unhappy. Gu Chen, who has the system, goes crazy and mad in the show, completely crazy.
The other guests who were so upset that they couldn’t stand it but couldn’t retaliate because of their contracts said: We all go on the show with a script, why are you so happy?
Although the photos sent by the senior sister are very attractive, what the hell is the big-headed doll sitting next to the senior sister staring at two blood holes?
Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and salivate at senior sister?
Senior, you’re going to be decapitated! Hey!
When he woke up, Lu Cheng discovered that Pokémon had invaded his life. But why is his Pokémon different from others?
—
Welcome to the real world of Pokémon, from the bottom trainer, step by step to the stage of the world competition!
——Wealth and honor are sought in danger.
After traveling to Tokyo in a parallel world, Lin Chun joined an evil organization.
Under the name of the "Brainwashing Department", he frantically defrauded funds while preparing to run away with the money.
But just before he was about to retire...
the evil organization finally defeated the magical girl and sent her to his "Brainwashing Department" as an experimental subject.
"Name? Age? Why are you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, no smoking, no drinking, no bad habits, my dream is to build my own crystal palace and try not to be killed by a hatchet!" There was a delicious pork chop rice in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. With his hands supporting his chin, he made the classic pose of Commander Ikari, with a firm look in his eyes, and declared to the uncle in the hat in a righteous manner! "I report it! The wine was bought by Kitahara Iori! My clothes were also taken off by him! Hurry up and catch him!" "Well... I'm sorry, Mr. Miyazawa, Mr. Kitahara next door also reported you for running naked after drinking..." "What! It's that jerk who is slandering me! He slandered me ah ah ah!!!"
The world I traveled through was full of players. Survival was already difficult, and I was even more entangled by the system, becoming the most dazzling one among the NPCs...
The natives don't like me, and the players see me as a thorn in their eyes.
In order to live a good life in another world and not be bullied by players, I can only do my best to turn the suffering I have experienced into the suffering of others, keep all the gains for myself, thrive and become a BOSS that can never be defeated by players...
This is a story about the fourth disaster being a natural disaster.
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Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya