【Original Western Fantasy】

"Why does this [Summoning Card: Goblin] wear a black mask?"

"Because it's a ruthless goblin."

"Then what's the use of it?"

"It can steal your opponent's wallet."

“I@#￥%, who※※taught you to do this??!”

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You can be creative when making cards, but you can't kill people.

——Excerpted from the memory of a victim

(Slice-of-life story! The daily lives of various animals!)

Fang Wen, who was about to become a corporate slave, accidentally obtained a system that allowed him to experience the lives of various animals. He could also receive monetary rewards after transforming into these animals. This made Fang Wen overjoyed, and he decided not to go to work and began experiencing the various animal lives.

He experienced everything from the smallest mosquito to the most powerful tiger and lion, from flying creatures to swimming creatures. The diverse lives of these animals made Fang Wen feel that humans were living worse lives than animals!

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!

I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.

Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…

You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!

You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!

You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.

Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!

You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…

That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!

Gu Chen, who traveled to a parallel world, was manipulated by a black-hearted entertainment company and forced to participate in variety shows with an unpopular character in order to serve as a stepping stone for the company's popular young idol.

Gu Chen said: "You must be joking. I'm a time traveler, how can I be bullied?"

Just when he was about to wave his hand and reject her handsomely, a sudden "ding" sound came from his mind.

[Ding, the black fan system has been linked. For every additional black fan, you will receive 10 yuan. For every 10,000 black fans you add, you will also receive a chance to enter a lucky draw.]

Gu Chen: But then again...making money is not shameful!

Without any hesitation, I signed the contract immediately!

So in the show——

All kinds of cheesy love talk, crazy narcissism, and talking nonsense when unhappy. Gu Chen, who has the system, goes crazy and mad in the show, completely crazy.

The other guests who were so upset that they couldn’t stand it but couldn’t retaliate because of their contracts said: We all go on the show with a script, why are you so happy?

【Old Six】【Pull Towards】【Crazy】【Card Bug】【Everything can be multiplied by ten】

…

System: "Ding! Detection: The host has ten days left to live. Multiply by ten system binding! You can multiply the chance of any existence by ten at once."

Jiang Fu: "Multiply by ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten..."

System: "Wait! You only have one chance to multiply by ten!"

Jiang Fu: "Multiply by ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten..."

System: "No! What did you multiply by ten?"

Jiang Fu: "Multiply by ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten times ten..."

system:"……"

system:"!!!"

System: "Fuck! You old fool, you're stuck in a bug!"

…

Jiang Fu looked at the system, "Multiply by ten!"

…

Yu Shao got a strange system that allowed him to earn scum points based on his daily scum level, which he could then redeem for magical skills and items. This piqued Yu Shao's interest, as being a scum was a high-risk profession. To avoid being scum, he had to humiliate them.

Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"

Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"

Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."

By accident, Amamiya became a participant in a bizarre real-life escape game.

He soon discovered that he could see prompts hovering over both the monsters and his fellow players.

And so… things started to feel a bit off.

In the Ghost Academy, during a game of "statue," a ghostly girl on the playground looked at him with tear-filled eyes: "Don't come any closer!"

In the Horror Canteen: "Dear student, you’ve wasted food. I demand hush money."

In the Devil's Examination Room: "Is it wrong to bribe the evil ghost teacher with cash?"

Amamiya could also motivate his teammates.

[Player: Kaguya Shinomiya]

[Status: Crouching and trembling]

[Prompt: Please use the following methods to boost your teammate’s morale.]

Amamiya sighed. "Shinomiya-san, can you please show a little more spirit? Did you not eat?"

"…"

What is idealism?

According to the historical book "The Sky Era":

One day, nine stars were aligned, illuminating everything.

Martial Saint Li Cang was unhappy and said: It's time to get dark.

Then the sun and the moon disappeared, and the world suddenly darkened.

--Popular version introduction-

On the first day of Li Cang's time traveling, he found that he had many titles-

super bad students, the king of the bottom of the ten thousand years, and the termite of twelve years of compulsory education

. Fortunately, he awakened his fate "idealism", and subverted the entire world of the sky with his incredible idealistic martial arts.

[During cultivation]

"The breathing of vital energy is stagnant because the meridians are damaged and the internal energy is accumulated."

"Wrong! It's because of the imbalance of qi and blood, just bleed it."

Li Cang cut the artery.

Suddenly, the vital energy flowed like a surging river.

[During inheritance]

"To inherit the martial arts of the Holy Hall, you need to soak in the medicine liquid for three years to practice hard before you can see the power of psychic energy."

"Isn't soaking for absorption? Then I will absorb faster by drinking it directly!"

Li Cang drank ten bowls of the magic abyss medicine liquid.

The power of psychic energy burst out instantly.

[When running away]

"The rocket fuel is exhausted, we are doomed!"

"Don't panic! With such a high-tech engine, it can fly even if it burns coal!"

Li Cang stuffed three buckets of water to wash the coal.

The rocket flew up with black smoke.

...

If you don't understand, you understand everything. No one understands better than me! ——From "The Sayings of the Martial Saint Li Cang"