Mr. Ji had gotten drunk twice in his life, and both times he mistakenly entered the mysterious women's restroom, only to have his head smashed by the same woman.
Group number: 107575576
In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.
My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.
The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.
But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.
"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"
Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.
And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.
Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?
I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.
Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.
For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...
What, you ask me how to live better in this world?
Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."
When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?
[Possessive and sick heroine + childhood sweetheart + healing and redemption + single heroine + daily story + no cheat code and no system]
[Jiang Yu: A daughter-in-law should be raised from childhood~]
[Ruan Xixi: My husband has to lie since he was young~]
Jiang Yuga was kidnapped after going on a blind date with his childhood sweetheart, the girl next door.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw his own dead body and the sickly Qingmei holding his dead body.
Jiang Yu felt a black screen before his eyes, and then he was reborn into his childhood.
The little pervert on the opposite side doesn’t seem to have started to become perverted yet, and looks soft, cute and adorable.
Then he was picked up by his mother and taken home.
Jiang Yu thought that if he gave her lots of love in this life, she wouldn't become abnormal again, right?
From then on, he had a soft, cute, well-behaved and beautiful little tail behind him.
"Brother~"
"I will listen to my brother~"
Just when Jiang Yu was proudly thinking that he had finally raised the little pervert into a healthy, beautiful and positive successor to the motherland...
He woke up one night to find himself tied up again?
The pretty little girl had a sweet smile on her face, "Brother, you are not behaving well, I am a little angry..."
Help! He seems to have failed!
——
One day Jiang Yu found a diary in a drawer. The first page read "Fish Farming Diary"
He had a bad feeling, and when he opened it, it was filled with information about him.
The date when he first gave Ruan Xixi marshmallows
The date he brought her home
Date of first hand holding
……
The thick diary is filled with Jiang Yu's handwriting, with the handwriting ranging from immature to mature.
The beautiful girl hugged his neck from behind, "Brother~ Your clothes smell like women's perfume today~"
“What It’s Like Being a Vampire?”
Xiang Kun didn’t expect that this question that he had regarded the answer as a story on Zhihu not long ago can now be answered with personal experience.
Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.
Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.
Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...
"That's the theory."
Cohen Norton did not deny this.
"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."
As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.
[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]
[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]
(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)
- The following is an incomplete introduction -
"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."
"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."
"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."
...
"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"
"Cohen, don't come over here!"
The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game!
“I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?”
Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear.
Till a voice finally sounded in his head.
【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】
【I, Shen Miaomiao, was forced to take over a game company at the beginning. 】
Fortunately, the rebate system was awakened in time, as long as the company loses money, the system will compensate with ten times the rebate!
Therefore, the goal of this young girl president is to bring down the company! Wealth Freedom!
【I, Gu Sheng, traveled through the opening game and became a game designer. 】
Fortunately, the game treasury system has awakened, as long as it continues to produce popular games, it will be able to ascend to the throne of the king of games!
Therefore, the goal of this game director is to become bigger and stronger! Create another glories!
…
When the rotten president meets the sixth designer, the company’s style of painting gradually abstracts——
“No one plays the mech game you agreed to? What the hell are you doing about Titanfall?”
“Is the horror game market poor? What’s your “Escape” situation?”
“Is it easy to pay for the second-generation shooting that was agreed? Are you going to remake “Call of Duty”?”
Looking at the financial report that was profitable across the board, Shen Miaomiao’s mind was buzzing.
She couldn’t lose a penny, so she could only give up her heart!
“From now on! Torture the players for me!”
She didn’t believe it, she still couldn’t lose the money!
Hearing this, Gu Sheng unfolded a stack of plans in his hands:
“Look at the boss – black, blood, benevolence, wolf… which one shall we do first?”
"I'm a scumbag, not a scumbag." Kobayashi Sorao reiterated, "We're a business partnership, and talking about feelings is expensive." He let Eriri be the key artist, let Kasumigaoka Utaha handle the script, let Tang Keke and his team handle the music, supplemented by ideas from another world in his mind. Restoring the glory of galgame is our responsibility! "Ryouya, you have to believe me! We are good brothers, how could I hurt you?"————
Although the photos sent by the senior sister are very attractive, what the hell is the big-headed doll sitting next to the senior sister staring at two blood holes?
Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and salivate at senior sister?
Senior, you’re going to be decapitated! Hey!
When he woke up, Lu Cheng discovered that Pokémon had invaded his life. But why is his Pokémon different from others?
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Welcome to the real world of Pokémon, from the bottom trainer, step by step to the stage of the world competition!