[No female lead + national destiny + weird + funny + unique ideas]

Lin Yuan traveled to the Blue Star in a parallel world and was selected to participate in the Rule Strange Talk, activating a 3S-level talent at the beginning.

【SSS-level talent: Ghost-seeing】

[Talent Effect 1: Rules are of no use to you. When you violate the rules of the Kwaidan world, the pollution of the Kwaidan world will be ineffective against you.]

[Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a ghost story has negative emotions towards your behavior, you can collect the negative emotions.

Every time you collect 100 points of negative emotions, you can unlock a new title. 】

Since then, a reckless man has appeared in the world of ghost stories.

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]

Traveled through time?

God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.

Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?

No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.

What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.

Whoever you touch will get pregnant...

No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.

Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!

"What?... I am actually a cop in hollywood movies, an undercover detective of Los Angeles, US?"

" Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"The Island, Get Out, Wanted, The Conjuring, The Grudge, Silent Hill, Insidious, 1408, IT, The Invisible Man, In the Tall Grass, The Cabin in the Woods, The Walking Dead, Final Destination, The Mist…

While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]

Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.

On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"

Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"

Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."

A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."

Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.

However, the art style gradually went astray...

The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"

A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"

Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"

Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"

Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"