[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

After waking up, Qin Jiang traveled through time!

He accidentally became a Chinese medicine practitioner, and also participated in a 24-hour live talent show!

Just when Qin Jiang was confused, he awakened the [Straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Practitioner System]!

As long as he can speak the cause of the patient's illness, he can get a generous reward!

So, for the generous reward... No, in order to cure diseases and save lives, Qin Jiang highlighted a straight talk in the live broadcast room!

The female student has anorexia?

"Congratulations, girl, it's a happy pulse!"

[Ding! Complete the task, reward the host: a luxurious sea view villa]

...

Looking at the rich rewards given by the system, Qin Jiang is determined to become a good Chinese medicine practitioner who saves the world!

[Policewoman + Catching Thieves + Crime Solving + Daily Life + System]

Lu Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and, after graduating from police academy, becomes a trainee officer at a local precinct.

Before starting work, he goes on a blind date—but sits at the wrong table and accidentally catches a wanted criminal!

While other trainee officers are still learning police regulations, Lu Cheng catches a pickpocket?

Sent to assist with a case, he directly apprehends the mastermind!

“Our task force has been investigating for half a month, and that kid Lu Cheng finds the key clue in just three days?”

Leader of a gang of thieves: Damn! Went out to get some food, and my house got robbed by a trainee cop!

Anti-pickpocket unit: Lu Cheng comes to help once, and we complete our yearly targets!

Criminal Investigation Captain: I’ve got my eye on Lu Cheng—neither Buddha nor anyone can stop him…

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

Xiao Cha traveled to a parallel world, became an eight-year-old kid, and awakened the live broadcast experience life system.

Just experience different professions and you can get rich rewards!

only,

When Xiao Cha heard about the first profession he was going to experience, he was stunned!

"What the hell, you want me to drive a ride-hailing car and become a ride-hailing driver?!"

“Is this reasonable?”

"I'm only eight years old, eight years old!!"

"I dare to drive, but do the passengers dare to sit?!"

In addition to driving an online taxi, Xiao Cha also received job experiences as a food delivery driver, a boxer, and a locksmith...

The viewers in the live broadcast room were all stunned!

"You're not driving a ride-hailing car anymore, but delivering food?"

"This guy is eight years old? He's using an armbar, a killer move!"

"Oh my god, he can even pick locks. He even opened the bank safe?!"

…

Many years later,

Xiao Cha put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "I was only eight years old that year, but my legend has spread in every walk of life!"

(Veterinarian + System + Treating People + Semi-live Broadcast + Abstraction)

That day, Zhang Lingchuan, who was on his normal medical duty, fell into deep thought as he listened to the system scanning the cow in front of him suffering from postpartum paralysis, which was defined as a rare postpartum paralysis in human history and a life expectancy of only one month.

That same day, a cattle farmer, believing a veterinarian was also a doctor, asked him to treat his daughter, a university student with a poor appetite, and prescribe medicine. A scan revealed an intrauterine pregnancy.

Then the entire live broadcast room went completely awry: the dreamy old man, the young lady who joined in the fun and lied about having a tight chest and a fast heartbeat, the brother with a low immune system...

This book is also known as "I'm a veterinarian, what the hell is your awakening of the Great Medical System!", "Abstraction is an art, as well as a medical skill", "How veterinary medicine shocked the medical community", and "Zhang, stop being a veterinarian!"

When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

The style of painting has changed!

[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"

Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"

Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"

Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."

[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"

Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"

Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.

Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"

Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"

Get a doomsday salvation system, as long as you save the world, you can have everything.

absorb top talents, create a salvation organization, descend on the doomsday world as a savior, let the whole world admire his appearance and worship him as a god.

The ultimate natural disaster.

Mutation frenzy.

Cthulhu whispered.

……

So, a huge organization that spans many worlds, takes the responsibility of protecting the world, and saves the world from the destruction of fate, gradually appeared in the eyes of the world.