Lu Ye drove a three-wheeled vehicle and accidentally entered the scene of a dating variety show. He mistook Liu Tianxian and a group of female guests for female tourists and dragged them to Hongye Village.

But the production crew mistook him for a human trafficker or kidnapper and chased him for ten miles.

The whole network was on edge, but in the end it turned out to be a misunderstanding?

When I returned to the village, I found out that the filming location of the love variety show was actually next to Lu Ye's yard!

While the guests were cooking, the mouth-watering aroma of food came from the house next door. Many guests came to ask for food, their mouths watering.

The guests went to the fields, and Lu Ye from the neighboring field hitched a plow and plowed three acres of land back and forth.

Early in the morning, Lu Ye hummed a song called "Look Over Here, Girl Across the Street". The playful and wanton lyrics made the female guests next to him blush.

Wild boars came down the mountain and wreaked havoc in the cornfields. Lu Ye, carrying a large Guan Dao, chopped the wild boars from the south to the north of the village, killing them until they were pissing and bleeding.

Late at night, Lu Ye told the village children about the old corpse in the mountain village, which scared several female guests to tears.

Later, a shocking news broke out: the author of the epic poem "The Bird's Nest" that suddenly became popular on the Internet turned out to be him?

The Western magic classic "Harry Potter" that is famous on the Western Internet was actually written by him?

The audience then discovered that this seemingly rustic villager was actually wearing countless layers of vests...

A creator, a great writer, a doctor, a martial arts master, a playwright...

The male guests were filled with hatred, and they became passers-by, with all the limelight stolen by Lu Ye, an amateur villager!

Who is the guest on the dating show? Why not just let you be the guest?

Lu Ye unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a top celebrity with the same name in a parallel world.

But as soon as I opened my eyes...

He discovered that he was not only embroiled in various scandals, but also, due to false accusations from his rivals, he was sitting in the dock in handcuffs, facing a potential ten-year prison sentence.

Faced with all this, the system that brought him here from another world simply cowered and pretended to be dead.

Stepping on a sewing machine? You can't even step on it.

Lu Ye decisively threatened the system and obtained the newbie gift pack.

They turned the plaintiff into the defendant and sent him to jail.

The plaintiff's lawyer was also sent in.

All those who framed him were sent to jail.

He looked at the sea of ​​trolls online and laughed. These are all good韭菜 (a metaphor for easily exploited people), let's send them in, send them in.

While others inside were practically stomping on their sewing machines, sending sparks flying.

Lu Ye took these people and trampled them...

[No female lead + no career storyline] [Fast-paced, high-energy throughout, never frustrating!]

Frustrated by terrible movies and the expressionless acting of young heartthrobs, Jiang Li, in a fit of rage, unexpectedly awakens the [Public Enemy System], transforming him into a super "troublemaker" in the entertainment industry!

A bad movie? I'll curse it until its box office flops!

A terrible show? I'll beat you until it's taken down and needs rectification!

Plagiarism? I'll expose you until you're completely disgraced!

Fans hate him to the core, capital sees him as a thorn in their side, but casual viewers love him to the point of fanaticism.

Standing at the center of the storm, Jiang Li smiled calmly: "You all just want to make money, while I want to make this world a better place."

Also known as: [After criticizing the entertainment industry, I became a top influencer], [The Chinese entertainment industry is so bad, and I'm not allowed to criticize it?], [I told you to comment, not to criticize someone until they were taken down!], [...]

Chen Qingquan traveled through time and space. He was a direct descendant of the Chen family, a super family in Kyoto, the grandson of a super boss, and the son of a feudal lord.

He came to Handong to keep a low profile and work diligently. No one knew his identity and background. On the surface, he seemed to be just an ordinary vice-president with no background and a transparent person.

Always follow the family motto: "The only privilege given to me by my parents is to take the lead in enduring hardships."

Just on this day, when Chen Qingquan was learning English with his sister-in-law, the granddaughter of another super family, he was inexplicably caught by Hou Liangping.

They also said that he was guilty of accepting bribes, dereliction of duty, and bending the law for personal gain, and that he should be punished for multiple crimes...

While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]

Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.

On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"

Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"

Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."

A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."

Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.

However, the art style gradually went astray...

The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"

A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"

Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"

Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"

Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)