"The newlyweds entered the room and the matchmaker was thrown over the wall."
"I'd rather believe in ghosts than trust a matchmaker's words."
"Don't be a middleman, don't be a guarantor, don't be a matchmaker for three generations!"
From the above three sentences, we can see how embarrassing the position of matchmakers is in the eyes of Chinese people.
Jiang Feng, who had just graduated from college, suddenly had the magical ability to see the marriage matching value, so he returned to his rural hometown and began his magical journey as a professional matchmaker.
With Jiang Feng's help, couple after couple became model couples in the eyes of the public.
In less than half a year, Jiang Feng became the most famous matchmaker in the area, receiving red envelopes and gifts every day.
As Jiang Feng's reputation as a matchmaker grew, many stars, wealthy people, officials and celebrities came to visit him with expensive gifts, inviting Jiang Feng to be a matchmaker for them or their relatives.
Many years later, Jiang Feng, who had already stood at the top of the industry, suddenly looked back and found that he had unknowingly changed the world's view of matchmakers and greatly improved the matchmakers' industry status.
This book is also known as "The Best Matchmaker in the World", "The Strongest Matchmaker in History", "The Ceiling of Matchmakers", "You Can Get Rich by Being a Matchmaker", "I Want to Be a Matchmaker Admired by Everyone", "I Want to Fly to the Sky and Stand Shoulder to Shoulder with Yue Lao", etc.
I would like to use this book to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married!
The Soaring Dragon Continent is a world of summons, you can only become strong if you become a summoner! Yue Yang, an average high school boy, was suddenly kicked into this world. When he woke up, he was greeted with a lot of worried faces and found out that he had assumed another person’s identity. Turns out he’s the good-for-nothing third son of the Yue Family, who had just recently drowned himself because of a failed engagement. Unlike the third son of the Yue Family who was useless in summoning, Yue Yang succeeded in making a contract with a summoning grimoire on his first try, even when the other guy failed for the past fifteen years. Others would have a headache making contracts with beasts afterwards, but countless beasts tried to gain favour with Yue Yang instead, acting like a good kid before him.
Yue Yang the brat, however, didn’t feel grateful at all: “Scram, Mythical Beasts! Do you think you are cool like that? Go away from me now, I only like beautiful summons!”
Even when royal families approached him for his talents, the shameless brat replied, “I’m not interested in government stuff, I’m only interested in beauties!”
[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]
Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.
At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.
As a result, the entire style of the show changed.
"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"
"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"
"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."
"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"
"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"
"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"
Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.
"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"
"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."
[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]
[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]
[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]
The audience witnessed this scene.
"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"
"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"
Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!
Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!
I'm under so much pressure!
This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"
One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]
The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.
Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.
However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.
Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!
Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!
To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.
Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!
[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]
[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]
[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]
[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]
Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"
"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."
"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"
Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.
His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.
“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”
“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”
“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”
However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.
When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:
“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”
Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.
Heng Yanlin, who transmigrated to another world, accidentally killed the Empress's pet. To save his life, he was forced to sell himself into servitude. This is a farming novel... [Shu Mu]
[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]
Traveled through time?
God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.
Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?
No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.
What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.
Whoever you touch will get pregnant...
No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.
Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?