One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?
If he could avenge his grievances one day, his blood would stain the mouth of the Mississippi River! ! ! Today, North America is on trial. There is no time to die! ! ! (Keywords: P. Diddy, LL Island, frame-up, revenge, Spectre, subvert America!)
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
After being reborn as a cat, Lin Fan can obtain hunting points through hunting, which can increase his attributes.
Name: Lin Fan, Race: Cat, Strength: 0.15, Speed: 0.17, Constitution: 0.15, Spirit: 3.3.
Starting as a little stray cat that was almost starving to death, he grew stronger step by step and eventually became the king hidden in the city.
The attributes of an adult cat are one. Lin Fan, who has the power of one hundred cats or one thousand cats, is like a ferocious beast in the city. He can also recruit younger brothers, add points to his younger brothers, and lead a group of younger brothers to roar in the city and roam the jungle with great power.
I heard that cats of the same size are among the strongest. So what would Lin Fan be like if he possessed the power of one hundred cats, or one thousand cats?
The life of supporting actor Chen Yan went completely astray the moment he was bound to the [Big Criminal System].
Fortunately, he discovered that he could survive by making a mistake in his acting. In order to survive, this small-time actor who didn't even have a few lines started to "act" crazily in front of the camera.
Playing the role of an armed robber, he held the prop gun so steady that it looked like he had really fired it. The actress opposite him cried for help with red eyes.
Playing a cold-blooded killer, a scene of him cleaning up the scene was used as a teaching case at a police academy. Criminal investigation experts watched the monitor and replayed it repeatedly: "This method is too skillful. Check his real-life resume and focus on those with criminal records!"
It was not until he finished playing the mastermind that the "perfect crime method" designed in the movie unexpectedly matched three old cases that had been pending for many years.
A special police task force was set up overnight, and Chen Yan's name was circled in red at the top of the suspect list. The investigation record stated: "The character's behavior and logic are highly consistent with the real criminal. It is not ruled out that he is using acting to cover up his true identity."
Even more alarming was the sudden appearance of an account codenamed "Actor" at the top of the Dark Web's "Criminal Power Rankings." Desperadoes from all walks of life, eyeing this seemingly unseen "comrade," issued a challenge.
At the award ceremony, Chen Yan held up the Best Actor trophy. Below the stage were police detectives' scrutiny under the flash lights, and the phone in his pocket was still popping up anonymous messages challenging criminals.
He was about to cry into the microphone: "Everyone, I really just want to save my life and be a good actor... Do you believe me?"
When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"
"The newlyweds entered the room and the matchmaker was thrown over the wall."
"I'd rather believe in ghosts than trust a matchmaker's words."
"Don't be a middleman, don't be a guarantor, don't be a matchmaker for three generations!"
From the above three sentences, we can see how embarrassing the position of matchmakers is in the eyes of Chinese people.
Jiang Feng, who had just graduated from college, suddenly had the magical ability to see the marriage matching value, so he returned to his rural hometown and began his magical journey as a professional matchmaker.
With Jiang Feng's help, couple after couple became model couples in the eyes of the public.
In less than half a year, Jiang Feng became the most famous matchmaker in the area, receiving red envelopes and gifts every day.
As Jiang Feng's reputation as a matchmaker grew, many stars, wealthy people, officials and celebrities came to visit him with expensive gifts, inviting Jiang Feng to be a matchmaker for them or their relatives.
Many years later, Jiang Feng, who had already stood at the top of the industry, suddenly looked back and found that he had unknowingly changed the world's view of matchmakers and greatly improved the matchmakers' industry status.
This book is also known as "The Best Matchmaker in the World", "The Strongest Matchmaker in History", "The Ceiling of Matchmakers", "You Can Get Rich by Being a Matchmaker", "I Want to Be a Matchmaker Admired by Everyone", "I Want to Fly to the Sky and Stand Shoulder to Shoulder with Yue Lao", etc.
I would like to use this book to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married!
Li Sen, a top student, traveled from Earth to Blue Star. After three years of being a poor student, he finally saw the only fairness in his life:
Career awakening!
But as soon as he woke up, he was ridiculed!
"Haha~ Li Sen, your dual life profession is the chosen worker."
"Come on, Li Sen, I have a job with you, cleaning toilets, 600 per month!"
"Hahaha~ My family raises pigs on the farm. Be a breeder!"
His classmates didn't know that he had awakened three professions, and that he was a Nine-Turn Formation Master with a profession bonus of 9.
The third profession is even more useless?
No no no!
My talent is ten thousand times more proficiency, you don’t understand how powerful I am.
When everyone thought Li Sen was useless, he had become so powerful that he was invincible!
The beautiful blue planet was invaded by alien enemies, and the whole world was devastated. At the same time, it also gave the human beings of the blue planet an opportunity to awaken. With options other than firearms, individuals can use their strength to kill enemies, get rich, and reach the peak of their lives.
Ye Na was lucky enough to awaken early, releasing energy spores that could decompose organic matter. She had intended to make a splash during the school's collective awakening, but in the end, her awakening wasn't detected?!
What the hell?
I'm not awake?
Then what about my mycelium that can decompose abnormal organisms?
Yenna smiled evilly.
Hehe, everything that happens is beneficial to me, no matter it's an enemy or an abnormal creature, just fall into my hands and become nutrients for my mycelium!
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