[Novels are only for fun, don't take it too far]

A harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the virtual world.

But this dream is also banned in this world.

Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...

"Stop, stop, harem-oriented works!"

"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in real life?"

"...If you write about harem, I will report you in a minute!"

Harem party is hated by everyone everywhere.

"Harem party is not worthy of reading books, right?"

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

No...

I absolutely cannot just give in and admit defeat, I absolutely cannot lose to such an unreasonable world!

Levi transmigrated into Azur Lane and became the sole Commander.

Faced with a fleet of beautiful shipgirls, Levi received a mysterious app that gave him daily missions. As long as he could resist the shipgirls’ temptations, he would earn all kinds of rewards.

“Mission Objective: Endure Belfast’s shoulder massage.”

“Mission Reward: Enhanced physical strength.”

Levi: “Just a massage? What’s so hard about that?”

“Just wait, all of you suspicious, scheming shipgirls.”

“Once I boost my physical stats, I’ll be your worst nightmare.”

Belfast: “Commander, giving in so soon?”

Levi: “Damn it… I really can’t hold on…”

All virgins, all collected. No NTR, no landmines, just a chill, slice-of-life vibe. No stock market-style emotional rollercoasters. Too many tags to count, verdict: Bulldozer route (refers to collecting girls).

This is a work of pure fiction, do not compare it to real life. If your worldview is still under construction, consider turning back.

In the later chapters, the "big car" (R18 content) goes full throttle.

Since this is a Benzi-style light novel, minors are strictly not allowed.

Cold on the outside but secretly a tsundere brocon — Cheng Yuan, the younger sister.

Possessed by a demon ring, twisted emotions, suspected yandere — Yuki the Snow Girl.

Devoted and doting to the extreme — Felsie, the Elf Queen.

Tried to pull a fast one, failed miserably, got trained into a slave girl — Xiao Ke’er, the sister’s bestie.

Elegant, noble, and alluring — Aunt Bai, the Mermaid.

Plus a lewd succubus teacher, an elf girl who traveled across lands, and even a dumb, clumsy beast-ear loli maid in white thigh-highs who showed up at the door.

Ever since Chu Xiunan put on an ancient and mysterious ring, his plain, dull life was turned completely upside down...

The main storyline follows everyday emotional development.

No power leveling, no endless monster grinding. No male side characters.

Only a few minor mob characters pop up briefly for plot needs.

"Do you know what a devil fruit worth a Pirate King is?"

Because of an unexpected stroke of luck, Luo traveled to the world of Douluo Continent, and his awakened martial soul turned out to be a rusty katana.

Fortunately, the power of the surgery fruit from One Piece also accompanied him in the journey.

With the power of the surgery fruit, Luo removed the 100,000-year soul ring and soul bone in Xiao Wu's body, successfully improving the quality of his own martial soul and transplanting another martial soul...

"Don't run, Qian Renxue. Let me study your six-winged angel spirit!"

"Bibi Dong, your Death Spider Emperor spirit is very interesting. Come here and let me study your body!"

"Zhu Zhuqing, your martial soul is sick, come here and let me heal you!"

"You bold monster! I can tell at a glance that you are not human! Cooperate with me to study your body, and I won't tell anyone else the secret that you, Xiao Wu, are a soul beast!"

"A Yin, your Blue Silver Emperor Martial Spirit is quite good. Now it's mine!"

…………

He traveled through time and space, becoming Tang San's twin brother. However, he was snatched away by the Spirit Hall in battle upon his birth. Just when our protagonist thought his life was in jeopardy, Qian Xunji, who returned to the Spirit Hall, was killed, and our protagonist was adopted by the loving Bibi Dong!

After growing up, facing Tang San and his group who wanted to kill his adoptive mother, our protagonist swung his invincible hammer and struck them down!

Tang Hao was heartbroken: "You unfilial son, I am your biological father!"

However, between a slovenly old man who had never fulfilled his parenting responsibilities for a single day and his stunningly beautiful adoptive mother and mother-in-law, everyone knew the right choice.

My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.

I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.

After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.

The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...

So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?

Yes, that's what I thought at first.

Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.

Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.

The moment I put it in the mailbox...

I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...

Hongyu: Huh?

I've been forced to be kept by the Herrschers. I can't run away, and I can't win a fight. All I can do is be held in their arms, kissed, rubbed, and lifted up high every day. Is this how a person should live? What should I do?

[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.

The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.

Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—

what, there's a star core in this damn place?

Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.

"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."

Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!

But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.

Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know

I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!

And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.

And...

"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."

The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.

On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.

"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."

The old man pointed to the flower-like woman and said, “Call her mother from now on.” He then pointed to a flower-bud-like girl and said, “This is your sister.”

My younger sister was not cute.

She was arrogant, taciturn and weird, but she knew how to please our parents.

She was two-faced and deceitful, but it seemed like she only treated me that way.

I cared for her, tried to please her as much as I can, but she still disliked me.

Until one day, I found out her secret, our relationship began to get a little bit weird…

The Liyue Immortal Fang Ning has many beautiful names: a bird that brings hope, a benevolent deity that guides people out of adversity, a child of destiny favored by the world, and the most adorable pet that brings good luck to its owner...

When Fang Ning ran away from the Rock King and traveled into the world, he found that many people were eyeing him covetously and were drooling over him.

Yuhengxing Keqing: Come be my assistant! Expires? Let's set it at three thousand years!

Tianquanxing Ningguang: Speaking of which, I've been wanting to add a male master to the Qun Yu Pavilion. Kamisato Aika: The Kamisato family has no heirs yet, so could you... please? Thunder God: Do you want to... try drawing a sword?

Fang Ning was confused: You all like me? Did I save the world in my past life?

Traveler: Indeed. Then they knocked Fang Ning unconscious and tied her up in the pot.