Albert has never had any big ambitions. He has always thought of himself as a salted fish. He was reborn and turned on the panel cheat sheet. This is the proper way to become a winner in life.

When Albert was planning to make a salted fish with a goal, the Owl sent an invitation from Hogwarts, and he realized that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter novels.

Now, Albert is considering how to be a dreamy salted fish in the magic world.

(Daily essays, fan-oriented, not dedicated to alchemy, please ignore the title of the book and see the work if you have any questions.)

Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent.

Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends…

“They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards.

“The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!”

If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire.

If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later.

After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path.

This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!

My brother’s phone is full of magical girl manga—guess he’s really hit puberty, huh? As his little sister, I can understand that he might keep a rare, priceless magical girl costume hidden in his closet. A special quirk of his, right? Sure, as his sister, I can accept that.

But when my brother actually transformed into an evil magical girl and showed up on the battlefield… that, I couldn’t understand at all! Just when did my silly brother fall to the dark side?!

Lu Xiaotian accidentally came to the world of food wars and found himself a useless kitchen helper in Hojo House. What's even worse is that he has a sister who looks pure but is crazy about erotic games.

Is this the rhythm of German orthopedics?

In order to save his sister who is addicted to erotic games, Lu Xiaotian, who is determined to become a chef, started his own vigorous journey of cooking with a soup spoon in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right hand. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) ...

Su Mo traveled through the world of gods and accidentally obtained the bloodline of a succubus that could be infinitely upgraded.

On the surface, Su Mo is an ordinary earl in the human kingdom, but secretly, with his succubus bloodline, he has become an extremely powerful demon god in just over a decade.

The greatest pleasure is to tease the little succubus, and occasionally abduct one or two little angels from heaven, making the goddess in heaven stomp her feet in anger.

Life is fulfilling and comfortable.

Who knew that at this time, countless friends from Blue Star traveled to the world of gods.

Some people became the "protagonist" and some became the "villain", and a confrontation between the "protagonist" and the "villain" unfolded.

Su Mo was surprised to find that he was also one of the "villains", but an accident happened when he traveled through time, and he traveled through time twenty years earlier than others.

"What are you doing? I've become a demon god, and you want me to be the villain?"

When Su Mo decided to seriously become a villain, countless protagonists trembled:...

In her third year living in this steampunk world, Ciel gained the ability to simulate both the past and the future.

These simulations turned into a game where she could act without restraint, and after countless trials, real life became a replica she could navigate as though speedrunning it.

Churches, potions, mutations, the Old Gods, witches, sealed artifacts… none of these have anything to do with Ciel. She’s just an ordinary girl who wishes for a peaceful life.

She just happens to be particularly skilled at snuffing out danger before it even begins.

Li You traveled to a wasteland world left behind by a magical civilization and turned into the immortal witch Yvette. After living for more than a thousand years, he finally decided to come out.

Then she discovered that she seemed to be the only survivor of this civilization.

1 level 3 armored war ant (extremely rare species), lifespan 30.5 years, special abilities (giant strength, swiftness, armor piercing, soul-eating venom, medium intelligence+, medium-level carapace, demonization, speed in the demonized state) Increase five times, increase attack power ten times, and increase defense power five times).

Puppet worker ants can capture creatures of the same level or below.

Soldier ants with elephant trunks can release chemicals to attack enemies...

(Mainly focused on cultivation, planting, controlling insects, and cultivating immortals.)

[The unknown diary of a white devil]

"In 1991, I entered school, and together with the savior Harry Potter, the magic world gave me a good feeling. Magic is really wonderful.

"In 1992, I was a little bored today, so I just went out and killed a few Death Eaters for fun."

"In 1993, Dumbledore is really old and confused. How can people feel at ease if he doesn't hold power in his own hands? No wonder he is always disgusted by the people in the Ministry of Magic."

"In 1994, why is Voldemort so timid? He has been resurrected for a long time but there is no movement. Is he still the dark devil who doesn't take all wizards seriously?"

"In 1995, why did Grindelwald come out? Two generations of dark devils joined forces? Do you still have shame?"

"In 1996, he finally stopped hiding? Just right, solved it all at once. ”

......

Hermione: Harry! You must tell Dumbledore about this - well, you can tell Damon too.

Harry: Damon, thank you, you are the only one who always believes in me - what? You want to take a photo of me in women's clothing and send it to Snape - but - why?

Professor McGonagall: It is a loss for the entire British wizarding world that you don't participate in Quidditch!

Dumbledore: Damon, I think you are right, I made a mistake - I forgot the feelings of young people - but fortunately you are here, it seems that I can be a teacher with peace of mind, after all, this is the best for me.

Death Eater: Do you think Damon White has become more and more cruel recently? I really regret being infected with the Dark Mark...

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

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