I'm a time traveler and a complete 2D otaku. My lifelong wish is to spend the rest of my life with a paper-faced wife, while also saying "no" to 3D women. Well, it seems half of my wish has come true. One day, I was pulled into a mysterious chat group. Glancing at the member list, I fell silent. [American Scythe]: Just blew up a building. If any jerk dares to say anything again, I'll be the next one to go. [Devil Kinniku Rin]: Damn it! I've spent all my gems this month! Anyone got a way to get some money? Urgent, waiting online! [Herrscher of the Rice]: Tonight's dinner is tempura, Kiana... Oh, sorry, I sent this to the wrong person. [Marin]: Ahhhh! Anyone got any new slimy girls? Such love! ...Looking at this group of friends, all with different styles, but all my wives from my past life, I fell into deep thought again. Wait, isn't this a "2D Beautiful Girls Chat Group"? Why was I, a man, dragged into this?

After crossing to the initial form of Douluo Continent, Yang Zian obtained a disciples collection system, as long as he collected 99 disciples according to the system’s requirements, he could break through the sky and become a god!

Ding, you took the Dragon God as a disciple and gained the breath of the Dragon God, you can give orders to the beasts!

Ding, you took Gu Yuena as a disciple and gained the power of the seven elements!

Ding, you took Tang Chen as a disciple and obtained the chaotic cloak quasi-hammer method!

Ding, you took Bibi Dong as a disciple and got a girlfriend…

The book is also called “Douro: My Apprentice Likes Me, What Should I Do?” “, “My Happy Life in Douluo”

(Master and apprentice flow, farming flow, hot blood flow, daily flow, do not give off girls, do not like light spray.)

I have finished the old book “My Teacher in Douluo is the Pope”, friends who like it can take a look first.

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

As usual, since I can't be sure that reading is always beneficial, I'll just wish everyone good health and great wealth.

For various reasons, I had to write a brief introduction like I would write a mystery novel.

1. [Contains cross-dressing elements; proceed with caution if you are sensitive to this.]

2. [If you want to see the story of Female Deadpool, you can leave after reading 25 and a half pages.]

3. [If you want to see Spider-Man fan art, you can skip to page 26 after reading the first page.]

4. [Starting the story with living with a female Deadpool, this is definitely not a normal story.]

5. [Multiple female leads] [Not brainless but with erratic thought processes] [Some bizarre actions will make people call you crazy] [The protagonist occasionally acts crazy, as does the writer]

6. [The writer has become more laid-back lately, so criticism is welcome, but it's uncertain whether they'll retaliate. If you're keen to argue, feel free to leave more comments.]

7. [Thank you so much for reading this far, but a story is just a story, good or bad, just for fun and entertainment. Thank you for all the encounters.]

[Anime Crossover] Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Magical Girl Raising Project — Date A Live — A Certain Scientific Railgun

My name is Kyosuke Kamijou, and I live in Genjimi Taki. I am a Stand user. My peaceful life has been gradually disrupted since I awakened my memories from before I was transported to another world.

Having acquired a system called 'Eye of Heaven,' my timid classmate, a fellow sufferer, suddenly develops a split personality one day. Upperclassmen keep finding various excuses to invite me to their homes for tea. My best friend, with whom I play games, frequently invites me to the arcade, and even my two childhood best friends start acting strangely.

Mami Tomoe: "Kyosuke, would you like to come to my house for some black tea after school?"

Hitomi Shizuki: "Kamijou-kun, could you help me with my homework?"

Kaname Madoka: "Kyosuke-kun, we made a promise..."

Kyoko Sakura: "Hey, Jojo. Let's go to the arcade today! I heard they've released some new games."

Homura Akemi: "Please, Tamura-chan!"

'Homura Akemi' "..."

What? You're asking where the childhood sweetheart is?

My childhood sweetheart is buying CDs.

——

This is the official description!

7, 11, 13

I admire the first person who wished to become a magical girl, because maybe that was a lie?

You are the ones who escorted me to heaven, Cupid!

One last time, the path to heaven is about to be accelerated...

The savior of magical girls? I'm just a stand-in user passing by.

[One Piece, summon, cool story, system, upgrade, invincible]

Travel through time and become Luffy, and bind to the invincible system.

It is my destiny to aspire to become the Pirate King.

Being targeted by Nami is naturally the benefit of choosing to be the Pirate King.

[Starry Sky Railway] [Funny and entertaining] [Multiple female leads] [No system but invincible]

Xu Zixuan travels through the Collapsed Iron City.

Bad news: I've only just transmigrated here, and I've already attracted the attention of a robot-headed guy, a peeping tom, and a fun-loving guy.

Machine Head (Bo Shi Zun): A being from outer space, possibly from a world beyond the Tree of Imaginary Numbers.

Voyeur (Fu Li): Unable to see the other person's memories, secretly hides away.

Laughing Person (Aha): Aha, this is really fun, let's go.

Good news, Ahabah has made a move.

Xu Zixuan crashed directly in front of Kafka and Silver Wolf, who were doing bad things at the Black Tower Space Station.

Kafka: (Word of Power) Listen to me...

Xu Zixuan: Mom! I'll do whatever you say?

Kafka: ?

Silver Wolf: The vessel is ready, you decide!

...

[Bandoli + Thornless + Lonely Rock + Oregairu + Honkai Impact 3 + Honkai Impact 3 + Genshin Impact + Puella Magi Madoka Magica + Naruto + One Piece + Type-Moon + Arknights + a small amount of Yu-Gi-Oh! and Uma Musume Pretty Derby...etc.]

My name is Rowe Velvet, and I've traveled through time, but why am I in space?!

"Beep beep!"

Seeing the red light on the spacecraft, Lowe knew he was about to crash.

Lowe: "Kids, the plane crashed."

Eighteen years later, Superman lived a peaceful but boring life in Japan until the arrival of chat groups changed everything.

Lo Wei: "Hey villains, your dad's here! Hide well, or I'll catch you."

Luo Wei: "Oh~ my dear Aine, Xiaoxiang, Akari, Momoka, Nina... Mei, Seele, Kiana... Madoka, Homura, Senpai... Rin, Sakura, Illya, I really didn't mean to cheat, I just fell in love with everyone!"

[Slytherin][Hermione is the only female protagonist][More rigorous: After living in another world for ten years, the protagonist barely remembers a little about Harry Potter][Not a system]

The false devil:

Gather the Saints to fight against the Muggles.

Occupy Britain and attack the school.

The real devil:

Destroy the world and cause great suffering to all living beings.

Elias traveled through time for eleven years and suddenly found out that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter and was chosen by the bloodline of the devil!

You only need to gather three of the seven deadly sins: pride, wrath, laziness, greed, envy, gluttony, and ecstasy, and the power of the devil in your blood will automatically summon the devil to possess you and destroy the world!

For the peace of the world,

From that day on, Elias knew that his idle life would be gone forever...

【Original God】【Multiple Heroines】【System】【Relax】【Fan Fiction】

Lin Huan, who accidentally traveled to the continent of Teyvat, accidentally awakened the Grand Commander System.

He climbed higher and higher until he became the king of the world.

Anyone who opposes Lin Huan will be met with a ruthless beating.

The baton has an angle, the beating has force, the law enforcement has warmth, and every stick has an attitude.

Multiple heroines: Finina, Chiori, Amelie, Clorinde, Linnet, Navia, Alechino, Yae Kamiko, Lei Yingying, Mavica, Sitrali, Jean...