"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

I was reborn into the Dragon Ball world and became Son Goku. I'm so happy that someone as socially awkward as me could be the protagonist! As Goku, my duty is to protect Earth when I grow up. Although I don't have the original Goku's childlike innocence, I at least have a much greater understanding of him and a clear grasp of the world's future. With enough effort, I also have the potential to save the Earth. As for women, they'll only hinder my training speed. So, I diligently trained day after day with Grandpa Gohan. Ten years passed in the blink of an eye, and Bulma arrived, taking me on an adventure. I just wanted to train hard every day, improving a little bit each day. However, what I feared most came to pass. After I grew up, because I wasn't married, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Launch, and later Android 18 all coveted me for a long time, all vying to marry me...

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."

Tokyo. Inside an apartment. A handsome young man stood silently before the bathroom mirror. Not long ago, inexplicable memories flooded back. Now, he had completely absorbed them, realizing he was no longer in the same world. There were no more dump trucks, no more divine favor.

Lin Beifan transmigrates to a world composed of countless urban web novels, becoming a minor villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day.

With the system's capabilities and his own unconventional tactics, he messed up all the main characters and threw the timeline into chaos.

Thus, fate repeated itself, and Lin Beifan was cursed again: whatever he wished for, his enemies would receive double the reward!

Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?"

"I wish that my body temperature would stay at 36.8 degrees Celsius!"

The main character's brain burned to 73.6 degrees Celsius, and he died!

"I wish that I could sleep 12 hours a day!"

The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!

"I wish I could be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!"

The third protagonist was crushed into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound fat girl and died!

And just like that, the plot got messed up again!

(The rating has just been released and will be raised later ╭(╯ε╰)╮) [Forced love + forced marriage and seizure + male protagonist is yandere and crazy + interspecies love + male is strong and female is weak + height difference + body shape difference + double purity + sweet pet and illogical] Nan Mianmian just came of age and went ashore to look for a spouse, and she found a man on the shore. She saved his life, but the crazy man locked her up. She was a mermaid who was inexperienced and had no understanding of feelings. He was the second master Si who was feared by the world in the north. She went crazy and wanted to escape, but was locked in bed by the man and had fun every night. She cried and begged, "Woo woo, I didn't mess with you, I just went ashore to find a partner, I will go back when I find one" The man was domineering and arrogant when he heard it, "Good girl, you are already mine, your partner is me" "You are mine from head to toe, but no one dares to be your partner" —— Later, she ran out, thinking that she would finally escape from the clutches of that madman and gain freedom. Unexpectedly, she lost her memory, and the madman fell from the sky and tricked him into thinking that he was her husband. They had been married for three years. "Darling, you won't leave me, right?" The man looked at her pitifully. Nan Mianmian's heart softened and she nodded ignorantly - he was mad and cruel, but he was willing to bend down for a fish. Only that fish dared to scold Si Ye, and only she scolded Si Ye. Si Ye didn't talk back. When the little darling cried out of grievance while being scolded, he had to squat in front of her and wipe away her tears. "Mianmian, after scolding me, you have to stay with me well." Mianmian can drop pearls of various colors! Main characters: Nan Mianmian, Qin Ye

A supernatural ability descends from the sky, transforming a goofy tough guy into a super-strong and beautiful girl.

A relaxed urban life, where superhuman strength overcomes all obstacles; life is nothing more than drinking, eating meat, and fighting little monsters.

What? It can even bewitch the masses!

Get away from me, you damn money!

Get out of here, you damned status freaks!

Everyone in the world knows me!

The peerless beauty Wang Tiezhu!

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"Brother Zhu, you might become Superman!"

"Superman? Which Superman? Ultraman!"

"No, it's the one who wears his underwear on the outside and wanders around everywhere."

"Oh, I know, it's the one where he fights Batman, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's him."

"I've seen it. In the middle of the fight, Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, and stuff like that all showed up. But I didn't see anyone wearing underwear..."

Lin Xuan transmigrated to a parallel world where novels were just becoming popular. He seized the opportunity and wrote a tomb raiding novel, which became an instant hit. However, one day, Lin Xuan was astonished to discover that the ancient tomb the archaeological team explored was exactly the same as what he found in his book! "This author is definitely a tomb raider! The porcelain, jade artifacts, and even the environment are all exactly as he described!" "So, Qingxuan was writing about his personal experience? You all insist on calling it a novel!" "Qingxuan, they found a tree with human heads in the ancient tomb, isn't that exactly the same as in your book?" "Quickly, ask a lawyer, is it illegal for me to go to ancient tombs to find inspiration?"

Ye Yue is a programmer who created and designed a character. Age: 18. Height: 188cm. Appearance: 666. Strength: 666. Speed: 666. Endurance: 666. Explosiveness: 666. Stamina: 666. Charm: 9999999999999999+. Occupation: gigolo. Money: 666666666 yuan. When Ye Yue woke up that day, she found herself in a parallel world—the Chinese-speaking world. And she had become the character she created. Because of her boundless charm, countless female celebrities cried and begged to be her sugar daddy. Yang Mi pinned her against the wall, declaring domineeringly, "Ye Yue, come to my studio, I'll be your manager, I'll support you!" Jiang Shuying pinned her to the bed, saying, "Ye Yue, I love you, I want to have your baby." Dilraba climbed into her bed in the middle of the night, pushing her against her, saying, "Ye Yue, I can't love you enough anymore."

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.