I, an ordinary person, inexplicably ended up in a place called Terra. But this time, I seemed to be born okay, and my family was quite well off. I had an older sister named Theresa and a cousin named Tracy. They cared deeply for me, giving me a house where I could enjoy myself and have fun. My dream of being a parasite had finally come true! (Happy.jpg) My older sister took care of my food and drink, and my cousin brought me video games from the East to keep me entertained. They even sent guards outside my door. From then on, I completely abandoned socializing, ignoring the commotion outside and never leaving the house! At most, I'd deal with the tutor my sister hired. Her name was Kal'tsit, and she was also a doctor, constantly trying to get me to study medicine! I refused! I was losing my mind to playing around! I'd go abroad and have fun! I'd leave the domestic affairs to my brother and sister! I was just planning how to get away when suddenly a large group of people rushed in. "The throne is vacant and the tribe is divided. Please inherit the throne!" "What does it have to do with me? I want to go abroad to study." Shining: "It seems that you didn't pass the exam." "......"

"Heh! You don't even have the strength to hit me, yet you have the nerve to say you want to kill me?"

He Dan is bound to the Endless Heavenly Show System, obtains the Undying Divine Body of Pinduoduo, travels to the Douluo Continent, and can unlock a new system every 66 days.

Unlock the [Heavenly Beast Taming System]! Tame Xiao Wu as your bunny maid, tame the Silver Dragon King as your dragon maid... and build a soul beast army that can be summoned at any time!

Activate the [Amazing Doctor System]! Treat Bibi Dong's illness, and from then on, you'll be entangled with His Holiness the Pope...

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“Blast it! The world! Break it! Reality! The Eye of Death! Open!”

The girl pulled off the blindfold of her left eye, and a dazzling light suddenly appeared in her pupils, making people unclear.

The girl’s expression gradually became mad, and she turned to the sky and smiled.

“Ahahahaha! Surrender to…”

Snapped–

Immediately behind his head, he encountered a hand knife.

“Wow”

The girl covered her head, her eyes streaming with tears and she looked aggrieved.

Kakashi clutched his forehead and looked at the second girl with a headache.

“Don’t fool people with your luminous eyes, okay.”

Kai next to him was still in a stalemate with a shocked expression, as if he hadn’t recovered yet, he looked at Kakashi stiffly with a dazed look.

“what?”

Shen You accidentally traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and was unexpectedly reincarnated as Emperor Zhongli.He also awakened the fertility system.

Each additional child grants a special ability.

Just as he was delighted, a system notification came: [Make a baby with Hu Tao and receive a bonus of the ability to make a nuclear bomb!]

"Hu Tao, you don't want to see Wangsheng Hall go bankrupt, do you?"

"It's okay, I'll use the young master's money to support you!"

Ganyu: Calm down, you, the Inazuma netizen. [Make a baby with Ganyu and receive a bonus of the ability to make a steam engine.]

True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must have his reasons for doing this.

Yaren woke up and traveled to the world of Naruto. At the same time, his identity changed from a programmer to a member of the Nara family of Konoha.

Fortunately, I brought the plug-in that I made for others in my previous life.

A data package with top-tier pirate combat power.

The timeline is the 32nd year of Konoha, two years before the Second Shinobi World War, and the ninja world is turbulent.

A deadly start, early graduation, and the Pig, Deer, and Butterfly combination all failed.

He's also been targeted by Danzo's sixth brother!

There is no classic I am angry and you regret dialogue!

It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others. Yaren can only save himself!

Become Orochimaru's disciple and become the largest faction!

"Naruto Uzumaki!!! Why has everyone hated you since you were a child?"

Why does he always seem to erupt when he's in dire straits?

"Why can't I even walk on water when my chakra control is quite good?"

The Nine-Tailed Buddha threw his head back and laughed loudly: "There's only one answer—"

"So you are me! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago, the Jinchūriki of the strongest Tailed Beast, Kurama! Hahahaha!"

(Single female protagonist, the system is the female protagonist, the female protagonist is: arrogant + sharp tongue + honest, myth revival, prehistoric, sweet story)

"Fuck? I'm dead? I was playing a game in the middle of the night and died suddenly?"

[Ding! That's right, so follow me to Salem and travel through time. ]

"Is it so sudden? Or let me prepare."

[You can go or not, I don't have time to waste with you! ]

Two concise conversations, an 18-year-old confused boy opened his eyes again.

[Ding! Please ask if you want to bind... Forget it, the binding is successful! ]

[Congratulations to the host for binding the Gods Strategy System. The world you are currently in... Oh, it's so annoying, you can find out by yourself. Anyway, I am a strategy system. Find someone to attack, get love points, exchange props with me, sit on the harem of three thousand beauties, and reach the peak of life! 】

"Gods capture system? What does that mean? Capture gods?"

[Yes, the host's world currently has female gods: Athena, Freya, Amaterasu, etc., but considering the difficulty of capturing the target, it is recommended to find an ordinary person to capture first, and then capture the god according to the situation after obtaining a certain amount of love and props. 】

[Why are there so many trivial things? I met a weirdo like you for the first time as a system. Hurry up and choose! 】

"Are there any restrictions on the target to be captured?"

[No! Anyone who can talk, even gods are fine! Hurry up and choose your target! 】

"Then I will capture you."

[Huh? 】

"I want to capture you."

[Detected that the host has selected a capture target, please start your capture. 】

[Asshole! Why are you capturing me? ! 】

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.