Hiratsuka Shizuka: "I say, Gokawa, you don't have any friends, do you?" Gokawa Shidou: "But I have a lot of Pokémon!" Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Shidou-kun, go on a date with me!" Gokawa Shidou: "Sorry! I have a girlfriend, there's no place for you, senior..." Eriri: "I heard you're writing a novel, it's not impossible for me to help you draw illustrations..." Gokawa Shidou: "No need! Nia can do it for me!" Yukinoshita Yukino: "Aren't cats cute!" Gokawa Shidou: "I prefer *, especially origami-like ones." Nakano Satsuki: "I... I'm a big eater!" Gokawa Shidou: "How about competing with Tohka?"

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

A: "Have you read Bleach?"

B: "Yes, I have. It's about Ichigo, a rare character in a long series whose personality remains unchanged, and who protects the world from beginning to end..."

A: "No, I'm talking about the tyrant Soul King Ichigo, who repeatedly assaults the world with his Soul Fist, pinning the strongest people from the three realms to the ground and humiliating them severely."

B: "What did you say?"

A: "Have you read Naruto?"

B: "... Uzumaki Naruto's odyssey through the ninja world?"

A: "No, I'm talking about the Emperor Uzumaki Naruto, who launches an eternal expedition against the Digital Evil God in the endless subspace."

B: "Don't you fucking melt down."

A: "Have you read Detective Conan? The story of Moriarty and Conan fighting super criminals?"

B: "Shut up, here's a link."

Reborn in Hokkaido, he is a wind band advisor and instructor.

As an underdog recent graduate, Kitahara Hakuba is in charge of the system and is full of confidence to make achievements here.

At first, he didn't care about the atmosphere in the band, as adolescent girls always have some sweet little thoughts.

But as the music festival came to a 'perfect' end, the atmosphere within the wind band became increasingly unsettled.

"Can you be my friend for life?"

"Please! If I don't have you to help me, Wadasi~~!"

"I've never been happy playing the oboe."

"Because the moonlit night looks like it's about to break down."

"You are a person who only thinks about yourself."

"The first trumpet is trying too hard."

"Moonlight, move."

"this...

(Single female protagonist ➕ gender-changing Sasuke ➕ cool article ➕ no conspiracy theory ➕ reborn Naruto ➕ light daily life ➕ make up for regrets)

Traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uzumaki Naruto!

I thought I would have to go through the old path of a passionate last-place counterattack, but I ended up awakening the [Bond System] at the beginning - as long as I establish a connection with the original character, I can get the opportunity to become stronger!

Flying Thunder God? Learn!

Wood Release? Practice!

Immortal technique? Cultivate!

Then secretly get a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and open a mysterious vest for fun...

Just as Naruto was ready to make up for the regrets of the original work and reach the peak of his life -

Fate gave him a big "surprise".

On an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing the tsundere little Uchiha girl with long black hair in front of him, feeling a lot of emotions in his heart:

"How adorable... Too bad in a few years, some 'filial son' will wipe out their clan. We have to find a way to save them."

But the next second——

[Ding! Congratulations to the host: forming an initial bond with the original character "Uchiha Sasuke"! ]

Naruto: "...What?!"

Sasuke? That cool, humming, humphing idiot?

But the one in front of me is clearly a Uchiha little loli with long black hair, tsundere and awkwardness!

Oh, now her name is Zuoyue.

Luo Zhen is a dedicated time traveler, an angel from Lateran. As a recognized good young man, Luo Zhen's life goal is to open a restaurant in Lungmen, marry a wife, and live a comfortable life. Until one day, a fallen angel named Mostima appeared in front of Luo Zhen. She smiled gracefully and knelt on one knee: "The three-year deadline has expired, please return to your position, Son of God." Luo Zhen turned to his accomplices and said: "Archangel, Texas, tie her up!" "OvO?" Mostima's head was full of question marks. Luo Zhen patted her shoulder and said earnestly: "Mo, my days in Lungmen taught me that angels have limits." "So I don't want to be an angel anymore, little Mo! Come to Rhodes Island to be an operator!"

Yun Mo died suddenly due to overtime work and was reborn, but came to a Pokémon world without Chiye and Zhiye. During his travels and growth, he unexpectedly met the Sinnoh champion Shirona and the new coordinator trainer Xiaoguang.

Xiao Mao: "Ask them why the three of them didn't get together? Most likely it's because of the punishment!"

Chibana: "I think it's probably because the three of them are too arrogant."

Lillie: "If you ask me, I'll take them all."

Everyone: "Please, stay together! I don't want to be fed up with this!"

Shirona Xiaoguang: "Yun Mo, why don't you confess to us?!"

Yun Mo: "I had no choice before, but now I just want you to confess your love!"

Main characters: Yun Mo, Sirona,

Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.

By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.

Let’s start with Lei Movie.

"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"

Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."

Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"

Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."

Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"

Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...

"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"

"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."

Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:

“He’s literally my best brother.”

………

"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."

Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.

"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."

………

Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."

"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."

………

Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"

"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."

………

Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."

………

Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.

"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."

………

Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."

"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"

………

Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"

Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."

"What? You've already told Hen?"

"It's over, someone is going to die..."

………

(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)

Chen: Becoming the leader of Longmen was your choice, and committing to you was my choice. So, can't I... fall in love with someone else? Tallulah: You've given the infected hope. The future of Reunion... and me, too, is in your hands. Exia: Ahahaha, boss, you're truly capable. Texas and I both want to be your... core employees. Me: I'm just a con man, full of nonsense. Don't take it seriously! This is the story of a genius con man who is embraced by young girls as their savior, and who truly becomes one.