My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.
I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.
After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.
The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...
So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?
Yes, that's what I thought at first.
Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.
Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.
The moment I put it in the mailbox...
I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...
Hongyu: Huh?
Involving *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend*, *Oregairu*, *Kaguya-sama: Love is War*, *The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten*, and more—but not a self-insert fanfic.
Kasumigaoka Utaha, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiina Mahiru...
When these once-fantasy "waifus" suddenly appear before you in real life, could you resist the excitement in your heart and keep your distance?
No matter what others might do, Natsukawa Kanade certainly can't suppress his impulses.
And so, he takes the initiative—only to face defeat. He regroups—only to fail again. Again and again...
No matter what strategy he tries, no matter how many targets he switches to, it just doesn't work.
That's when Natsukawa Kanade finally realizes—these idealized versions of them never truly existed in the first place.
Since that's the case, maybe it's time for him to just be himself again...
—In short, this is a story about an "ordinary person" stepping into the world of anime.
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Requester's thoughts - A suprisingly wholesome book about a guy who, to impress a waifu trys to imitate their perceived ideal guy but gets rejected. Finally he gets tired and decides to be himself... and then those waifus are attracted to him.
[Novels are only for fun, don't take it too far]
A harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the virtual world.
But this dream is also banned in this world.
Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...
"Stop, stop, harem-oriented works!"
"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in real life?"
"...If you write about harem, I will report you in a minute!"
Harem party is hated by everyone everywhere.
"Harem party is not worthy of reading books, right?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
No...
I absolutely cannot just give in and admit defeat, I absolutely cannot lose to such an unreasonable world!
Reborn in the world of science, he was treated as a weapon since childhood, and gradually became a warm-hearted madman through gains and losses.
He spared no bullets when dealing with his enemies.
He treats his family with great tenderness.
Conan: Shiina Yuichi, please tell me about your organization.
Shiina Yuichi: I heard that you took a bath with Xiaolan last night...
Conan: Then let’s decide the outcome in the next case.
Shiina Yuichi: I heard that you took a bath with Xiaolan last night...
Conan: I didn't say anything...
Gin: Why didn’t you act according to the plan on this mission?
Shiina Yuichi: Is the target dead?
Gin: Dead...
Shiina Yuichi: Are you hurt?
Gin: No...
Shiina Yuichi: That’s it.
Gin: ...
Shuichi Akai: You call RPG a sniper?
Shiina Yuichi: Single shot, kill in seconds, if it’s not a sniper, what is it?
Miyano Shiho: I heard from my sister that you kissed me secretly when you were a child?
Shiina Yuichi: Really? I don't remember, can you let me recall it?
Traversing is happy. It’s naturally happier to travel to a single-player game that you are most familiar with and bring your own panel and system.
But why? Obviously it should be double happiness, but why update so many DLCs before crossing.
Fortunately, the main line is still at Hogwarts.
Lord Hogwarts, no superhero, magic to the comprehensive world view, comes with Crystal Lake Juvenile Shark Beach and so on.
I am Lin Fan and I’ve become a jack of all trades just because of a powerful Encyclopedia.
In the first ever competition organised for trolls, all the other contestants lost. The crowd exclaimed, “Brother, you’re so good at trolling.”
Lin Fan replied, “But I’ve never been trolling…”
【Pokémon】【Multiple Female Protagonists】【All Worlds】
The place where the children are stored.
Because of an accident, he traveled through the Pokémon world and found that the Pokémon world was not like the dream world in his mind.
It is full of unknown things and unknown spaces.
I have awakened the system since I was a child, but the system is a scam.
It has been absorbing the reward energy from the host's mission.
I thought he was the protagonist of the world, but I discovered that the world has never had a protagonist...
Looking back at his Pokémon, he discovered that his Pokémon was so special.
How come you, Psyduck, are not black at all? Celebi looked at the dark stripes on his body.
Dark Psyduck: My Psyduck is not dark at all!
Ancient Dragonite: Call me Dragon Emperor~
Rayquaza: You're talking nonsense! I am the only Dragon Emperor.
…
The boy brought his Pokémon and pointed directly at Wenjun.
[The Myriad Worlds] It's not just the world of Pokémon...
Mygo plus lonely rock — Kamikawa Saku obtains a galgame system. He also learns of one of his possible endings. [Single Ending]: During your three years of high school, you didn't have any girlfriends, but you happily spent your time with them… In the future, through your tireless efforts, you will possess immeasurable wealth, a group of like-minded friends, and ultimately live a happy life. Damn it, it's a galgame system, why is the single ending so tempting? Well then, single it is! Anyway, first step: become friends with them all! But… Takamatsu Akari: “Aren't we going to be in a band forever?” Kita Ikuyo: “Why are you always thinking about running away?”
[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]
Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.
Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan
The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.
Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose
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Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.