Why did Huang Da Mao chase and hack away for three blocks with a chainsaw? Why did Rosemary cry in the middle of the night? Why were the three leaders of the Lungmen Guard Bureau gritting their teeth and sharpening their knives? Why did the Rat King's daughter develop yandere syndrome? ...Lin Yu: That's right, I did it all! [Cracked Egg]

"Your sanity has returned to zero, please replenish it with pure Originium immediately." After hearing the system prompt, Bo tried hard to open the drawer, but his eyes went dark and he lost the ability to think.

A few minutes later.

Bo: "Little Platinum cutie, be my girlfriend!"

Bai Jin: "If it's the doctor, I would..."

Mr. Bo: "Great, let's change people!"

Bo: "Little Blue Poison Angel, I seem to have fallen in love with you!"

Blue Poison: "Actually, I'm also sorry about you, Doctor..."

Bo: "Done, keep going!"

Mr. Bo: "Little White Rabbit, please spend the rest of your life with me."

Little White Rabbit: "If that is your wish, then I will..."

Mr. Bo: "NICE, next one."

(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

At only twenty years old, Suzuki Ren has already experienced seventeen heartbreaks. Suddenly, a boy claiming to be the "God of Conquest" entrusts him with the mission of saving the world. And the specific method for saving the world is for him to win over a girl whose heart is possessed by a "spirit"?! A rock-and-roll girl with extreme social anxiety but a yearning for recognition and confidence. A genius painter trapped in his own world, lacking self-care abilities. A noblewoman born into a lavish family who has never been free. And the ordinary girl who has always silently watched him. Conquest and rescue, love and following. A story about their love and growth begins. --------------Hope every reader enjoys reading.

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~

Founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself to providing top-tier immortal cultivation talent for millennia. Currently ranked as one of the five most elite sects in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, its leader, Feng Yin Zhenren, serves as one of the seven executive elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the principles of peace and development, with its core values ​​centered on the pursuit of truth, kindness, and the pursuit of seed. To further expand the sect's strength and recruit new talent, a conference for immortality will be held soon, and elites from all walks of life are cordially invited to attend.

Still the original moral integrity

Still as funny

Bai Yue transmigrated to Arknights and became a Sarkaz succubus, a race extinct on this land. He awakened the [Succubus Training] system, gaining succubus points by absorbing the life essence of others. These points have many uses: extracting various Mickey Mouse gadgets to strengthen the body and mind, and awakening various succubus abilities. He lived with the charming police officer Chen Sir, occasionally giving massages to the little tiger at the shop, and providing free medical care in the slums every now and then, while also maintaining a relationship with Sister Yu Xia. Life was leisurely and carefree. However, the Reunion Movement wreaked havoc both inside and outside Lungmen, and no one could remain uninvolved. There was no escape, so he faced the challenge head-on! But he gradually discovered... Wait, what?! What does it mean to become the Sarkaz leader?! How did I start the Reunion Movement again?! And why is the Emperor of Ursus even trying to claim kinship with me?! How did I become a high-ranking noble?!

[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]

Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.

Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan

The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.

Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose

......

Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.

Crossover anime, crossover anime, crossover anime!

Although it's a crossover anime, it's so crossover that even the author doesn't know how to describe it. All I can say is that the author will probably write about the characters you want to see in the future.

The story will begin with GBC as the main plot, and other anime plots will gradually be introduced, such as Oregairu, Lonely Rock, and Lost Children. There are also some other anime whose main plots have ended, but they will be continued in this novel.

Don't worry too much about the location and time. The protagonist isn't Superman; he can't fly from one place to another every day or travel through time.

Multiple female leads, and other anime male leads with gender swaps, so just obediently endure the protagonist's abuse along with the female leads.

There may be out-of-character (OOC) content; please do not read if you mind. Thank you.

[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.