I'm a time traveler and a complete 2D otaku. My lifelong wish is to spend the rest of my life with a paper-faced wife, while also saying "no" to 3D women. Well, it seems half of my wish has come true. One day, I was pulled into a mysterious chat group. Glancing at the member list, I fell silent. [American Scythe]: Just blew up a building. If any jerk dares to say anything again, I'll be the next one to go. [Devil Kinniku Rin]: Damn it! I've spent all my gems this month! Anyone got a way to get some money? Urgent, waiting online! [Herrscher of the Rice]: Tonight's dinner is tempura, Kiana... Oh, sorry, I sent this to the wrong person. [Marin]: Ahhhh! Anyone got any new slimy girls? Such love! ...Looking at this group of friends, all with different styles, but all my wives from my past life, I fell into deep thought again. Wait, isn't this a "2D Beautiful Girls Chat Group"? Why was I, a man, dragged into this?

I'm in the Honkai world, having just traveled through time. The question is, what's with this strange narration? [Take off! Take off! Such a wonderful start! Looking at this opening, you feel like your life is about to reach its peak.] No, it doesn't feel like it's taking off at all. Besides, the Honkai world is notoriously unfriendly to ordinary people, right? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻. [There are many beautiful Valkyries to choose from.] [Even if you want to go big, there are Honkai Gods, Soulsteel Mini-Bishops, and Cyborgs as well.] [You feel like you're already fired up!] Not at all... Wait, Otto, you can do that? [Changkong City! The place where destiny begins! This is the perfect place for you to take your first step after traveling through time!] [Defeat the Herrscher of Thunder, then collect the Herrscher of Void and the future Herrscher of Reason into your crystal palace—the world is mine!] Wow, with this setup, you want me to go head-to-head with the Herrscher? I get it. You probably want me dead.

Aha, the star god possessing wealth, fame, and power, once said, "Want my treasure?" "Then go find it!" "I've left it all there!" Thus began the Age of Pirates! And our protagonist, Luffy, embarked on a series of exciting adventures! "I'm the Pirate King of the Universe!"

“From today onwards, you will become the Envoy of one of the Main Gods in the Dimensions of Gods. You will travel from one world to another and through that, you will attain what others will never obtain in their entire life.”

The moment these words echoed in Fang Li’s head, Fang Li’s life was destined to be extraordinary…

Yan Sagawa is the top academic master in the world of Conan, known as a national treasure talent.

No one knows that he is actually a time traveler, carrying the most powerful Xueba system.

But he also has troubles recently, and he has awakened a second system — the Great Onmyoji system.

Whether to believe in science and become the father of all mankind or believe in theology to become the god who controls reincarnation, this is a question

. . .

After thinking for a long time, he decided that he wanted them all!

Conan: This is impossible murder! Is there really a ghost?

Sagawa Yan looked at the shikigami flying in the sky and smiled without saying a word.

Kidd: What kind of magic is this, how could you hide it from my eyes.

Sagawa said: This is science, you scumbag

Leon traveled through Runeland and became the Ruined King Viego.

Black fog swept across the Rune Land, and everywhere you looked was devastated.

Just as Isolde was resurrected and ready to stab.

Li Ang said righteously: "I want to divorce you!"

Isolde: "Huh?"

Li Ang: "I'm sorry, between licking and being licked, I still choose to be licked..."

Kaisa, Ahri, Lux and other girls came over immediately.

Lux: "Honey, let me massage your shoulders."

Kesa: "Baby, eat a peach."

Ahri: Um... I'm wearing Hi-Silk!

Isolde: "......"

Bright Sentinel: "Evildoer! You will be brought to justice!"

Li Ang: "Look behind you first."

Lucian: "What the hell! Why did you all betray me?"

Riven: "I can't help it. He is my man after all."

Became the clown king Viego in the plot of the League of Legends event planner, and then traveled to a Terra continent full of beast-eared girls?

Isolde followed the travel, and then died again, breaking into countless pieces, scattered on beast-eared girls all over the continent?

There is no curse of ruin in the world of Terra, so if you want to survive, you must collect fragments?

As a last resort, Viego, who was full of disgust for the bad woman Isolde, embarked on a journey to collect fragments. After

going through untold hardships to find all the fragments and ensure that he would not die suddenly, Isolde, who had backstabbed him and was indifferent to him, was moved at this moment: "Viego, you actually did this for me..."

"Who asked you?" Viego looked puzzled, called W and Mudstone who were guarding the gate, and blasted Isolde out. "Bad woman, get out!"

How can women be more interesting than conquering the world?

I, Viego, don't want to be a licker!

Since Isolde was driven away, the attitudes of the beast-eared girls around Viego who had met him because of the fragments have changed.

Viego: "I treated you as my loyal subjects and led you to conquer the world. But you actually want to sleep with me???"

[Illyasviel completes the sign-in and is rewarded with a 1cm increase in height.] Illya: "???" [Tokisaki Kurumi completes the mission and is rewarded with a video of Tokisaki Kurumi's dark history. Please accept it!] Tokisaki Kurumi: "???" [Fate Testrosa completes the mission and is rewarded with a full set of Takamachi Nanoha's friendship bombardment flow!] Fate: "???" [Shirai Kuroko completes the mission and is rewarded with a lunch box of Misaka Mikoto's love!] Shirai Kuroko: "......!!!" Chu Chen silently watched these system hosts, who were mentally broken by the system he created, and drank his tea very calmly. "Your rewards are really not my fault. I'm only responsible for making and delivering the system. You blame me for being so cruel..."

In a parallel world without Pokémon, Jiang Bai unexpectedly acquires a mysterious Pokémon shop.

Inside are all kinds of high-tech gadgets related to Pokémon.

As a Pokémon merchant, he sets out to popularize Pokémon knowledge and—while he’s at it—make a bit of money on the side.

Jiang Bai:

“Pokémon Capsule Machine — 100,000 yuan per pull. You can get Pokémon from any region… though there’s a chance of failure.”

Popular female streamer:

“100,000 for one pull and there’s a chance of failure? Boss, do you think I’m an idiot?”

Faced with all the doubts and mockery, Jiang Bai casually shows off one of his legendary Pokémon. And then—

Same streamer (in awe):

“Boss… I think I might actually be an idiot. Can I do a ten-pull? Does the ten-pull come with a guaranteed legendary?”

Yakumo Yukari: "I am the founder of Gensokyo, a wise man respected by countless monsters!"

Scathach: "I am the queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, and I have killed countless gods!"

Aqua: "I am a goddess, a real one!"

...

Finally, everyone looked at Chen Xuan: "Who are you?"

Chen Xuan couldn't help but panic.

I just sneaked in to make up the numbers, do you believe it?