I can't sign, I really can't sign!"

In the corner, Yin Lan was holding a roll of marriage registration forms from all over the world, squatting with her knees hugged and trembling.

"I once had a life that exuded the fragrance of being single, but I didn't cherish it. It's not until now that I'm entangled in love that I regret it."

"Signing one will mean a world war, not signing is a scumbag, signing both is a dead scumbag, if you delay for too long, you might even be divided into five equal parts by them."

He raised his eyes to look at the golden king in front of him, and under the urging of the desire to survive, the flame of gay love gradually ignited in his lifeless eyes.

"Ji, Jill, how about the two of us..."

"Get out!"

What is Godzilla? He is the perfect interpretation of Darwin’s theory of evolution! Humanity? goat? NO, NO, NO, these are too weak, not on Godzilla’s recipe at all, he only eats those big devil in your nightmare! …

[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

"Naruto Uzumaki!!! Why has everyone hated you since you were a child?"

Why does he always seem to erupt when he's in dire straits?

"Why can't I even walk on water when my chakra control is quite good?"

The Nine-Tailed Buddha threw his head back and laughed loudly: "There's only one answer—"

"So you are me! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago, the Jinchūriki of the strongest Tailed Beast, Kurama! Hahahaha!"

Ye Fan traveled through Douluo and obtained a BUG-level golden finger, which allowed him to modify the plot.

Tang San was awakening his spirit, and Ye Fan turned the Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer into the Blue Silver Hammer and Clear Sky Grass. When Tang Hao saw the two spirits, he didn't know whether to use the hammer to protect the grass or use the grass to protect the hammer.

Tang San was fooled and was about to kneel down and worship Yu Xiaogang as his teacher, but Ye Fan made a change...

The bigger Ike gets the more he sails the world.

The awakening of the trading system made him the most untouchable businessman on the sea.

"Want power? Sure, just pay with your lifespan!"

"Not strong enough? No problem, you have to pay more!"

"Want to live a long and healthy life? I have a variety of longevity packages for you to choose from!"

When pirates and nobles indulge in trade...

Ike's eyes were again on Nami, Robin and even many beautiful girls from other dimensions.

These are not what the entry-level package can satisfy!

(Opened world: Naruto - Kill Akame -?)

[Villain + Not a saint + Decisive in killing + Pirate + Doesn't care about Luffy]

The protagonist encounters Empress Hancock at the beginning of the game and defeats and captures her.

Sun Mingzhe: Hahaha, Hancock, you truly deserve the title of the world's number one beauty.

Hancock: You rude man, release me right now!

Momonosuke: Did I do something wrong? Why do you want to kill me?

Douglas Barrett: You want to be my captain? Sure, just beat me.

Earl Redfield: Give up, kid. I've long seen through the hearts of men and will never be your crew.

Garp: Kid, you're playing with fire and getting burned, you know that?

Luffy: I'm going to be the Pirate King! I'm going to beat you to a pulp!

Sun Mingzhe: So what if I'm a Marine Admiral? So what if I'm one of the Four Emperors? I'm the only Pirate Emperor in this world.

With the arrival of this man, the world's greatest evil villain pirate was born.

(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

[Daily Life] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Make Up for Regrets] + [Love] + [Haunted by Evil Spirits]

Talos, a lost boy from a distant alien world, accidentally landed in this strange world full of magic, monsters and cruel fate.

What's more special is that he hides within him a super dangerous species (complex personality) named Tyrande who devours many souls and memories. Maybe he can bring you some fun?

In this cruel world, he just wanted to keep a low profile and survive, but he couldn't help but lend a helping hand to girls in trouble:

He saved the poor girl Elsa Gransild, who was starving and cold and had to rely on stealing to survive, and melted her tongue with warmth as she licked her wounds.

He entered the world of Emilia, a silver-haired half-elf feared by the world, and became the light in her lonely journey with understanding and protection.

He saw the inferiority and tenacity of Rem, the ghost maid hidden under perfect disguise, and became her most solid support with trust and affirmation.

There are many more. They may be candidates for the King's Election who bear a fate, or they may be the previous generation of Sword Masters who failed in the subjugation of the White Whale...

In the face of an inescapable fate, Talos changes his own and their future with his untimely tenderness and tenacity.

This is a story about protection, redemption, and weaving daily life in another world together with the people who matter most to you.

Emilia: Talos, your cooking skills are really good! I like it a little bit, what should I do (〃'▽'〃)

Elsa: (▼へ▼メ)

Rem: I ran away first (￢_￢)