He's the Honorary Chairman of the Shinigami Women's Association.

He's the owner of the Yorozuya Shop in District 38 of West Ryuhun Street, handling everything from Hollow-killing to tracking down people.

10% off for women, 20% off for female Shinigami, 30% off for female officers, 40% off for female vice-captains, and 50% off for female captains... everything!

...

"Unohana Retsu's favorability +1, and 1500 experience points."

Duanmu: "That much!?"

The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles… or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world.

Take what I’m saying seriously…

Not.

Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.

Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. With the aura of a stay-at-home dad, he is nothing but a middle-aged man who adopts a group of lolis… and an army of freeloading aliens that came out of nowhere. Er, what?

Ahem. Really though, this is a super-serious story… a super-mega-ultra-serious sci-fi story.

For the Empire!

Golden Finger: The system will activate after retirement.

You think the above is already a scam? Let me tell you, this isn’t even the worst scam yet.

Yamabuki Ditang: “Yamamoto, I think the Gotei 13 should have a retirement system. After a Shinigami has served in the Gotei 13 for a certain period, they should be able to apply for retirement.”

Yamamoto: “Of course, that’s a good thing.”

Yamabuki Ditang: “Then when can I retire?”

Yamamoto: “In a thousand years.”

“…”

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

[Slow-Paced Shura Field + Co-Living Slice of Life + No System]

Chen Luo thought he had found the deal of a lifetime when he rented a cozy riverside courtyard in Jiangcheng for only 500 yuan a month. He was so excited he paid three years of rent upfront.

But after moving in, he realized—

all his ex-girlfriends lived there too.

On the left was his first love, the campus beauty.

On the right was his former college advisor.

Downstairs lived a bad-girl senior with ties to the underworld.

Upstairs was a top-tier movie star.

In the shadows, there was even a mysterious mastermind pulling strings.

Before he knew it, Chen Luo was surrounded by exes.

Not only was he trapped in an endless harem drama,

but every day, they were plotting new ways to win him back.

Chen Luo:

“I’ve turned over a new leaf. I don’t want to be a scumbag anymore.”

The low rating was due to improper description before, and it was mistakenly believed that it was suppressing the protagonist's combat power, but in fact it really was not.

Thanos snapped his fingers and half of the Earth's population disappeared.

King Murdoch, then a state senator, announced his candidacy for the next leader of the United States and published his campaign slogan: Bring back half of the missing population and make the United States great again.

Directly morally blackmailing all voters.

You don't choose me? What do you mean?

Don’t you want your significant other to come back?

You are so cruel.

No matter whether you are from a blue state or a red state, as long as you don’t vote for me, you cannot be called a human being. You are the scum of society and a beast.

Candidate Ross: Young people have no martial ethics!

"Chi Xiu traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the young master of the Purple Star Sect.

Since he was six years old, Chi Xiu discovered that whenever he woke up, he would be randomly teleported to the side of a certain Douluo female character, and he would gain different benefits based on the strength of the female character!

Teleport Bibi Dong at the beginning!

Obtain the god-level martial soul Shura Sword, with innate full soul power!

From then on, Chi Xiu lived a life where he could wake up to become a beauty in Douluo... oh no, he could become stronger!

Advanced skills, natural treasures, god-level martial spirits, everything is available!

Seize Tang San's opportunity, punch Yu Xiaogang, KO Dai Mubai with one sword, and give every Douluo character a warm home!

…

He spent ten years like this, becoming stronger whenever he woke up. When Chi Xiu, wearing a mask, was about to show his talent in the Continental Youth Soul Master Competition, he was finally discovered by Bibi Dong, who had been searching for him for ten years!

Bibi Dong: So, your name is Chi Xiu!

“Dad, if you don’t take this chance to win Mom’s heart, I’ll disappear because history will change!”

Wu Shen thought he was destined to live a lonely life…

Until one day, he wakes up to find several girls appearing in front of him—each claiming to be his daughter from the future!

Wait—how did I suddenly become a dad?!

Huh? I think you’ve got the wrong guy...

What’s that? Your mom is Kasumigaoka Utaha?

You’re saying your mommy is Shiina Mashiro?

Your mother is Yukinoshita Yukino??

And your mom is Yakumo Yukari?!

And so, in order to save his adorable loli daughters from vanishing,

Wu Shen sets out on a grand romantic conquest across timelines.

Due to a series of major events, Huo Yuhao, who was about to give up his godhood and travel to the lower realms, was ambushed and killed by Tang San from behind, and was reborn back to the time of his birth.

After his rebirth, Huo Yuhao originally planned to survive until he became a god, reversing his past tragedies along the way.

In the God Realm, he exposed Tang San's actions on Douluo Continent and stripped him of his godhood.

But unexpected events disrupted his plans.

Ma Xiaotao had actually become a loli?

Why were Ling Luochen and Ma Xiaotao inseparable, like best friends?

Tianmeng Bingdi was acting strangely towards him, always leaning on him...

Snow Diva even called him "Dad" the moment they met!

Most outrageous was Teacher Tang Ya, who had joined the Chuanling Pavilion, aiming to relegate the Tang Sect to the dustbin.

And then there was the Silver Dragon King, who, upon meeting him, demanded that he fall in love with her within three years or else she would kill him.

It seemed as if everything had been shattered by the storm stirred up by this butterfly.