[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

He was at Hogwarts, and had just become a Half-Blood Prince.

[Parent-generation; multiple female protagonists; no system]

…

In 1976, 16-year-old Severus Snape welcomed a new life.

That year, Voldemort had not yet split his soul into seven pieces.

That year, Nagini was still hiding in the forests of Albania.

That year, Pandora was still doing wonderful experiments at Hogwarts.

That year, Ms. Rosmerta was in her prime and very graceful.

That year, Snape decided to experience this wonderful world.

The labyrinth city of Orario—a vast metropolis encompassing a magnificent underground labyrinth (commonly known as a "dungeon"). The thrill of the unknown, the glory of splendor, and even a romance with a lovely girl. In this city where dreams and desires lie in wait, a young boy encounters a small "god." Rejected by all the "families," the boy, determined to become an adventurer, encounters a fateful encounter with a god with zero members. This is the boy's trajectory, the goddess's record.

Pick up girls in dimensions and travel through infinity!

The ability to collect comes to every world in an absolute manner.

Lin Mo, who was pregnant with the system, came to a chaotic world with a catalog of forbidden magical words, Qiong Mei, Misaka Mikoto, and Gabriel.

As time goes by, the chaotic heaven and the hell that covets the human world will come again!

The prelude to the war between science and the magic society in the forbidden word list is quietly beginning...

(Newcomer’s first work)

Current world progress: Supercar + Directory of Magical Banned Words (Main World) → Dating → Sword Art Online → Battle City → Seven Magicians → Blood Devouring Raid Season 1 and 2 (in progress)

Travel through Naruto and activate the harem skirt. All the women who enter the skirt will be his future harem.

Every day, you can make up a future video related to the skirt members, and the video will become true.

Mu Mu: So, if you want a certain ability, just make it up? If you want a certain woman, just make it up?

then–

Konoha Shika: What? We are going to marry Mu Mu together. What is his merit? … He is the hybrid of Senju, Uzumaki and Uchiha, and he has activated the three bloodlines at the same time. He is also the sixth Hokage! That’s fine. We are willing to marry him!

Xiyan: Jifeng is a tuberculosis patient, I like people who are strong and healthy!

Xihi Kurenai: Mumu is too manly, and that cannot be decorated with a beard.

Hongdou: Marry Mumu and you’ll have endless meatballs to eat. That’s great!

Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Samui…

As one after another entered the skirt, everyone gradually became dumbfounded.

Is this a way to capture all the beauties in the ninja world? Are his kidneys made of alloy?

Kushina, Mikoto, Nohara Rin, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Ji…

Unexpectedly, even the dead were not spared? !

Servant Lancer Remlia Scarlet... Queen of the Night, reigns here. From now on, I will be your master, servant, are you type B blood?"

"Servant Saber Akame, in response to our previous meeting, nice to meet again, Master."

"Archer Misaka Mikoto, eh, do we know each other? Hey, hey, hey! Master, your pick-up method is too old-fashioned."

"Servant Saber, I came here in response to the summons. Well, just call me Kirito."

"Servant Archer, my name is Tokisaki Kurumi. Ah, Koizumi-kun, we are also an accomplice who saved the world together. Why are you hiding from me like this?

The singularities that have been determined so far are:

First singularity: Prosperous Illusionary Empire · Imperial Capital

Second singularity: Land of Death-Inducing Nightmares · Westward Journey

Third singularity: Day of the Fall of Pure Thunder · Academy City

Fourth singularity: Day of the Awakening of the Crimson Devil · Romania

Fifth singularity: When the Swords Sonate · SAO

Sixth singularity: All Worlds Gather · Different World

Seventh singularity: Glow of Fallen Stars · Midzilda

Bai Chen, having just traveled through time, hadn't figured out what was happening when Siegfried usurped his throne. Expecting to bring shame upon the other traveler, Bai Chen suddenly heard a voice. "Chat invites you to join, yes or no?" "I'm dying, why are you here just now?" Huh? There's also a lottery feature? ... Tokisaki Kurumi: "I'm not allowed to post cards here. Thank you for your cooperation!" Bai Chen: "I just got this, newbie. Does it work?" Misaka Mikoto: "Damn you, stinking seal! I told you not to post your face!" Esdeath: "Seals don't matter, Bai Chen, will you be my boyfriend?" Bai Chen: "Huh?! Do I have a bright smile?" Makima: "Bai Chen, will you be my mistress?" Esdeath: "?" Matou Sakura: "Big brother is mine!" Shinobu Kocho: "Bai Chen-kun, you promised me you would take on the Demon King!"...

After being rejected by seven or eight families in Orario, Roy unexpectedly discovered that he could travel through different worlds, just like in a game panel. He could upgrade his attributes by clearing dungeons and beating bosses.

From then on, he embarked on a road of no return to kill monsters

and upgrade. When he came to his senses, Roy had already led the Astralia family to stand on the top of the heavens. The gods would retreat in front of them.

Standing in front of you is

the terminator of the dark faction!

The leader of the strongest family in Orario!

The world hero who defeated the black dragon!

The super adventurer who broke through the dungeon!

The first god killer in a thousand years!

The king of the harem that the gods would envy!

——Roy!

After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"