Albert has never had any big ambitions. He has always thought of himself as a salted fish. He was reborn and turned on the panel cheat sheet. This is the proper way to become a winner in life.

When Albert was planning to make a salted fish with a goal, the Owl sent an invitation from Hogwarts, and he realized that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter novels.

Now, Albert is considering how to be a dreamy salted fish in the magic world.

(Daily essays, fan-oriented, not dedicated to alchemy, please ignore the title of the book and see the work if you have any questions.)

[Rebirth + Auntie + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System]

Reborn in an auntie’s shared apartment, living with nine beautiful women.

[Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…]

Lin Yu: ???

I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect?

Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora] ?

Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs] ?

Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations] ?

A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer…

This system… is kinda interesting.

Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent.

Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends…

“They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards.

“The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!”

If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire.

If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later.

After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path.

This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!

[Villain] + [Invincible] + [School Beauty] + [Anti-routine]

Mu An traveled to a world consisting of multiple urban cool novels.

Even though he has the best looks, great wealth and power, he is destined to become a stepping stone for many protagonists to show off and get slapped in the face, and finally end up with his family broken up?

Fortunately, the destiny villain system was loaded successfully. As long as you cause the heroine's emotions to fluctuate, you can get countless rewards.

Even includes plots about the future!

The protagonist of the regretful article: "The treasure girl will be mine, and that rich second generation is nothing... No, why did he become the final winner? Even Bai Yueguang likes him?"

Crooked-Mouth Dragon King: "When I complete the test of forbearance and become the new master of the Dragon King Palace, I will destroy his family... What? He is the next master of the Dragon King Palace? I am just a Joker who loves to dance?"

The master came down the mountain: "I am the unparalleled doctor and martial artist, the personal master of the school beauty. It is your honor to slap you in the face... Damn it! I thought I was pretending well enough, but I didn't expect that he was the ancestor of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!"

Mu An smiled slightly.

Sorry, I'm a professional villain!

Courage means living honestly even when friendship has taken away love, hope has taken away light, and wisdom has kidnapped innocence.

Oh, even Mr. Honest has left the group.

Taichi: "So in the end, I am the only one left? I thought that at least there would be someone who likes me..."

"Oh, it's really troublesome. Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will reluctantly become your wife."

The six-winged beast's fair face showed a little blush. She stood on tiptoe and gave Taichi an infinitely gentle kiss on the lips.

——But I won't let this happen!

My brother’s phone is full of magical girl manga—guess he’s really hit puberty, huh? As his little sister, I can understand that he might keep a rare, priceless magical girl costume hidden in his closet. A special quirk of his, right? Sure, as his sister, I can accept that.

But when my brother actually transformed into an evil magical girl and showed up on the battlefield… that, I couldn’t understand at all! Just when did my silly brother fall to the dark side?!

Lu Xiaotian accidentally came to the world of food wars and found himself a useless kitchen helper in Hojo House. What's even worse is that he has a sister who looks pure but is crazy about erotic games.

Is this the rhythm of German orthopedics?

In order to save his sister who is addicted to erotic games, Lu Xiaotian, who is determined to become a chef, started his own vigorous journey of cooking with a soup spoon in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right hand. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) ...

The old man pointed to the flower-like woman and said, “Call her mother from now on.” He then pointed to a flower-bud-like girl and said, “This is your sister.”

My younger sister was not cute.

She was arrogant, taciturn and weird, but she knew how to please our parents.

She was two-faced and deceitful, but it seemed like she only treated me that way.

I cared for her, tried to please her as much as I can, but she still disliked me.

Until one day, I found out her secret, our relationship began to get a little bit weird…

All virgins, all collected. No NTR, no landmines, just a chill, slice-of-life vibe. No stock market-style emotional rollercoasters. Too many tags to count, verdict: Bulldozer route (refers to collecting girls).

This is a work of pure fiction, do not compare it to real life. If your worldview is still under construction, consider turning back.

In the later chapters, the "big car" (R18 content) goes full throttle.

Since this is a Benzi-style light novel, minors are strictly not allowed.

Cold on the outside but secretly a tsundere brocon — Cheng Yuan, the younger sister.

Possessed by a demon ring, twisted emotions, suspected yandere — Yuki the Snow Girl.

Devoted and doting to the extreme — Felsie, the Elf Queen.

Tried to pull a fast one, failed miserably, got trained into a slave girl — Xiao Ke’er, the sister’s bestie.

Elegant, noble, and alluring — Aunt Bai, the Mermaid.

Plus a lewd succubus teacher, an elf girl who traveled across lands, and even a dumb, clumsy beast-ear loli maid in white thigh-highs who showed up at the door.

Ever since Chu Xiunan put on an ancient and mysterious ring, his plain, dull life was turned completely upside down...

The main storyline follows everyday emotional development.

No power leveling, no endless monster grinding. No male side characters.

Only a few minor mob characters pop up briefly for plot needs.

[Multiple/Yandere Girls with Heavy Addiction] [Light Slice of Life] [Extremely Heavy Female Character] [No System] [Slightly Depressing]

Qi Cheng, an orphan in his previous life, was transported to another world by accident due to a car accident, becoming the only son of a prominent family in the capital.

With a distinguished family background and noble status, he should have enjoyed a life of wealth and happiness.

However,

Reality slapped him hard in the face—

Being treated like a tool by parents, living a high-pressure life every day, is not as free as in my previous life.

I was arranged to marry someone when I was a child, but my fiancée turned out to be a mentally ill freak!

Fed up with everything, Qi Cheng chose to transfer schools to escape, but little did he know that the trouble was just beginning—

Socially anxious and dependent sister: "Brother, please don't leave me, okay?"

The fair-haired, sweet-looking class monitor: "Qi Cheng, don't we count as lovers?"

Obsessive-compulsive literary girl: "You are my source of inspiration, it's enough for me to be by your side."

...

Qi Cheng broke down:

Why am I surrounded by troubled girls?! Can't there be any normal people around me?!