[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

Lin Jin, who transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovered something amiss with his dreams. In one dream, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Ran, but the next day, she lost her match due to a muscle strain. He dreamt that Eri Kisaki was investigating a case of female assault, and he offered to help, cooperating in reenacting the case, which gave Eri a breakthrough the next day. He dreamt that he trained with Sun Wukong, and the next day he had eight-pack abs. "It's a pity dreams are random, otherwise…" Lin Jin felt quite regretful. If he could, this thing would be far more useful than time stop.

(Harem! Harem! Harem! I've repeated it three times, please just take a look.) Question: What's the specialty of Izu? Answer: Flammable oolong tea! To overcome his fear of the sea, Hachiman Hikigaya came to the coastal city of Izu to attend university. He thought that with his solitary personality, he would only spend four years peacefully, but unexpectedly, he encountered many strange people. Kitahara Iori pointed at the pink-haired guitar girl and the decadent JD next to him, incredulous: "You actually have so many female friends?" After learning about his experience, Imamura Kohei covered his head and shouted: "And you also have a high school harem club that used to belong to you, and a super cute little sister even calls you Onii-chan?" "Scumbag! God punish you!!!" x2 Today is still very peaceful. [Grand Blue + Lonely Rock + Dark JK, maybe a bit of a transformation, anyway, I'll sew and sew, I'll write whatever comes to mind (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)]

[Godslayer + Role-Playing + River God + Conceptual God + Comedian + Scene-Stealing + Semi-Invincible + Emotionally Stable Jerk]

He Fan transmigrated to the world of Godslayer.

The bad news is that they encountered a masked man and almost got killed.

The good news is that he awakened the [God-Level Role-Playing System].

At the start, I played the role of the "River God".

By achieving a certain percentage in the role-playing process, one can acquire some of the abilities of the "River God".

He Fan, an actor by training, instantly got into character and frantically stole the spotlight from the lead actor.

[Current Role: River God]

[The Inherent Deities: Gods Who Control Rivers]

[1% Ability: Spell - Accumulated Water]

[5% Ability: Divine Ruins - Gold, Silver, X. Who knows what you might find when you pull something out of the river?]

[10% Ability: Conceptual Divine Power - River. What you deem reasonable, is from the river.]

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(The rating has just been released and will be raised later ╭(╯ε╰)╮) [Forced love + forced marriage and seizure + male protagonist is yandere and crazy + interspecies love + male is strong and female is weak + height difference + body shape difference + double purity + sweet pet and illogical] Nan Mianmian just came of age and went ashore to look for a spouse, and she found a man on the shore. She saved his life, but the crazy man locked her up. She was a mermaid who was inexperienced and had no understanding of feelings. He was the second master Si who was feared by the world in the north. She went crazy and wanted to escape, but was locked in bed by the man and had fun every night. She cried and begged, "Woo woo, I didn't mess with you, I just went ashore to find a partner, I will go back when I find one" The man was domineering and arrogant when he heard it, "Good girl, you are already mine, your partner is me" "You are mine from head to toe, but no one dares to be your partner" —— Later, she ran out, thinking that she would finally escape from the clutches of that madman and gain freedom. Unexpectedly, she lost her memory, and the madman fell from the sky and tricked him into thinking that he was her husband. They had been married for three years. "Darling, you won't leave me, right?" The man looked at her pitifully. Nan Mianmian's heart softened and she nodded ignorantly - he was mad and cruel, but he was willing to bend down for a fish. Only that fish dared to scold Si Ye, and only she scolded Si Ye. Si Ye didn't talk back. When the little darling cried out of grievance while being scolded, he had to squat in front of her and wipe away her tears. "Mianmian, after scolding me, you have to stay with me well." Mianmian can drop pearls of various colors! Main characters: Nan Mianmian, Qin Ye

This is the world of Naruto. Clans, bloodline limits, systems… none of these matter to Xue Ge. He transmigrated to this world, but before he could even process what was happening, he lost an arm, a leg, and an eye. His lost limbs could only be replaced with prosthetics; taken in by Danzo, he experienced hellish training. “I won’t die… I can’t die! Roar, Dragon Vein!” “That’s enough. Here we go, Urashiki!” “Uchiha Madara, are your White Zetsu reserves enough?” “Sage Art!—” Xue Ge has nothing. Bloodline limits, clan power, cheat codes… his starting point is negative one. He will stir up the entire ninja world step by step.

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.