[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...

Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...

Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...

Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife

Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...

Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...

Remos traveled to the world of pirates and activated the destiny simulation system.

As long as you follow the concept of destiny, the degree of fit will continue to improve, and you will walk on it and become a destiny traveler.

"My first destiny is hunting? Very good. From today on, I'm a sea ranger... Hey, that title is quite fitting."

Remos blew on the muzzle of his gun, threw the bounty order on the pirate's body, and said with a smile.

Good news: I traveled to the daily world of anime girls.

Bad news: The style of the daily world suddenly changed, and it became a doomsday place where cursed spirits are rampant and demons and monsters are everywhere.

Good news: It's stable. I got the flo card drawing system. At the beginning, I inherited the old sword spirit base, killed all the demons and ghosts, and turned them into nutrients for my own growth.

Is there any bad news?

No, there will be no bad news in the future!

Ye Ran, who has countless heroic spirit bases, opened the infinite sword system, used Wang Cai to knock down countless monsters, and made the two-dimensional girls fall in love with him and start a happy life.

Kasumigaoka Utaha: Do you want to touch it? I'm wearing black silk today~

Kitagawa Umi: Dear, my cosplay is only for you to see.

Mizaki Mei: Another yin and yang eyes, how many good sisters do you have?

Kirisu Mando: You don't even let the teacher go?

Kanono Beno: I'm enough for your girlfriend. ...

Having unified Britain and established the Fairy Kingdom, Shirou returned to Japan in 1993. "Fuyuki, what a peaceful city..." Shirou thought he could live out his remaining years in peace, but then he encountered an unexpectedly familiar figure. "Morgan!! When did you get here?" The blonde girl exclaimed, "Just now some madman mistook me for Joan of Arc, and now... how are you going to confuse me with my sister? I'm King Arthur!" Shirou scoffed, "Laughable. You're King Arthur? Then who am I?"

With the dark fruit ability to travel to the world of blood-devouring raids, with the dark fruit with the ability to swallow, you will become the fifth true ancestor in the Strike the Blood world!

“Strike the Blood series” – “Campione!” – “High School DxD” – “Date A Live” – “Naruto” – “Akame ga Kill!” – “Tokyo Dark Crow” – “Dragon Ball” – “Saint Seiya” …

Leon traveled through Runeland and became the Ruined King Viego.

Black fog swept across the Rune Land, and everywhere you looked was devastated.

Just as Isolde was resurrected and ready to stab.

Li Ang said righteously: "I want to divorce you!"

Isolde: "Huh?"

Li Ang: "I'm sorry, between licking and being licked, I still choose to be licked..."

Kaisa, Ahri, Lux and other girls came over immediately.

Lux: "Honey, let me massage your shoulders."

Kesa: "Baby, eat a peach."

Ahri: Um... I'm wearing Hi-Silk!

Isolde: "......"

Bright Sentinel: "Evildoer! You will be brought to justice!"

Li Ang: "Look behind you first."

Lucian: "What the hell! Why did you all betray me?"

Riven: "I can't help it. He is my man after all."

"Naruto Uzumaki!!! Why has everyone hated you since you were a child?"

Why does he always seem to erupt when he's in dire straits?

"Why can't I even walk on water when my chakra control is quite good?"

The Nine-Tailed Buddha threw his head back and laughed loudly: "There's only one answer—"

"So you are me! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago, the Jinchūriki of the strongest Tailed Beast, Kurama! Hahahaha!"

My name is Ling Yuan

At the beginning, a rushing type of collapse beast was summoned

Looking at the small charging Honkai beast, my first thought was.

It can evolve!

After unremitting efforts, it has evolved from the initial charging type Honkai beast to the current pure white dragon Belenus.

From the moment I summoned it, I instilled in it how to respect and love its master.

Until one day

She suddenly transformed...

Xia Qing, who came to the Fourth Holy Grail War [Fuyuki City], opened the theocratic system, and obtained the substitute [Platinum Star], and began his journey to the realm of God.

In the collision between the heroic spirit and the substitute, who is better?

Why was Mr. Jin who was passing by so frequently beaten?

How cowardly did Oniwu Tsuji Muzan become?

Sister Pao's safety pants mysteriously disappeared, who did it?

An unscrupulous brave man actually brought a young raccoon girl and drove her around wantonly. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?

What is the true purpose of the blue ribbon? The truth that makes the washboards angry is actually...

World: "Fate/zero" → "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba" → "A Certain Magical Index" → "Dungeon Encounter" → "Shield Hero" → "RE0" → "Blood-Eating Raid" - "God Killer" → To be determined…