“Hello everyone, I am the God of Cookery. A few days ago, “The Spirit of Medicine King” was on fire. After watching it, the Emperor of Heaven wondered all day about how I applied the medicine to his concubine’s dishes?”

“Hello everyone, I’m the Lucky Boy. A few days ago, the Lord of Wealth in my family watched “The Fairy Girl Ilya”, and he hasn’t gone out to throw coins these days. What should I do when I’m done?”

“Hello everyone, I’m still the God of Cookery, and I’m dying! The Emperor actually saw the “God of Cookery” comic! Now his eyes are getting more and more wrong when he sees me, will he knock me out of the mortal world to do peeing? Urgent! Wait online!”

“Hello everyone, I’m the judge of the prefecture, yes, the one in charge of the life and death book, the king of my family watched “A small book falling from the sky” a few days ago, and recently I always wanted to add a BUFF to my head. Is it too late to hand the book to him? Urgent! Online djskdfhkjsdhfkjdksl”

(new book seeking collection and recommendation)

After traveling to the Tivat continent, Lin Mo became a jar merchant, and since then he has embarked on a journey of selling jars.

Lin Mo: “Let’s open a jar. Whether it’s the Eye of God or the magic weapon, you can buy everything you need. You may earn blood, but I will never lose!”

Ningguang: “As long as you sell unlimited quantities, I am willing to give you all the money, and people can also give it to you!”

Hu Tao: “Golden Emperor Fen Tianyan? Or only ranked fourth on the Yihuo list? I can’t imagine the Yihuo in front of me.”

Ke Qing: “Sword Twenty-Three? Hey, what kind of terrifying swordsmanship is this!”

Yae Godko: “Touch your tail more, can you sell me an extra jar?”

Ayaka Kamari: “How can this Zanpakutō, Xiu Baixue, be so strong!”

…..

A few years later, everyone in the entire Tivat continent was looking for the jar left by Lin Mo.

Lin Fan, a social animal, dies suddenly and travels across Douluo Continent, only to start at the bottom of Shrek Academy? By binding to the [Anti-Routine Counterattack System], playing against the grain can earn incredible rewards! While others cultivate for ten years, he ascends to Soul Master status with a single nap; while others risk their lives to seize treasure, he can catch a 100,000-year soul ring just by fishing. While Tang San is still worried about Xiao Wu's identity being exposed, Lin Fan has already managed to lure Zhu Zhuqing home by simply lying down. Facing the exasperated Tang San, Lin Fan says, "Don't worry, the fun has just begun. I just want to be a quiet, handsome man, and by the way... seize all opportunities."

Good news, Lin Dou traveled to Douluo Continent!

Bad news, Lin Dou, whose martial soul is the Dirty Earth Wooden Coffin, was rejected by Shrek Academy and regarded as an evil soul master!

Just when Lin Dou was about to be killed by the Shrek Inspection Team, the strongest sect system was activated.

After this, a new generation of Spirit Hall rose up in the world of Douluo Continent!

…

"Ju Douluo, can't you be a little more masculine?"

"Ghost Douluo, you are simply allergic to ultraviolet rays, just take some allergy medicine!"

"No, Bibi Dong, I told you not to come to my room all the time! My room is very clean, there's no need to clean it!"

"Bibi Dong! Watch your daughter! She ran onto my bed again!"

…

From then on, Shrek Academy never regained its former glory.

What is the Body Sect, what is the Mingde Hall, what is the Holy Spirit Church... In front of the Spirit Hall, all living beings are equal!

"Everyone, are you willing to submit to this Pope?"

PS: The timeline of Douluo Dalu 2 is both good and evil, with many female protagonists.

Su Xin traveled to the Wuhun Continent and awakened the Wuhun, which is known as the most powerful attacking spirit - the Thousand Blades of Demonic Sword.

Just attack—unparalleled in the world! The Seven Killing Swords and Clear Sky Hammer all seemed weak in front of the Demon Blade's various strange soul skills.

At the age of eighteen, Su Xin reached the realm that countless soul masters dream of - Titled Douluo

It was also in this year that he awakened a stupid system.

(Ding! Newbie guide mission released)

(The Wuhun Continent is full of dangers. As a rookie soul master, please join Shrek Academy immediately.)

Su Xin fell into deep thought as he looked at the task rewards behind him.

I, Su Xin! The youngest Titled Douluo, you want me to join Shrek?

(Multiple female protagonists) (Struggle for opportunities) (Torture three to death)

Good news—Ma Hongjun has traveled across Douluo Continent, and beside him lies a young girl waiting to be developed!

Bad news—it seems his spirit isn't the Evil Fire Phoenix, and he's a pawn of the gods.

Ma Hongjun, having traveled across Douluo Continent and become one of the Shrek Seven Devils, thought it was a perfect start, clinging to the God King Tang's leg to godhood. Unexpectedly, he discovered his spirit wasn't just a mere chicken-turned-phoenix, but the Ancestral Phoenix, a formidable enemy of the gods, standing shoulder to shoulder with the Dragon God.

Fortunately, there's always a way out: the Infinite Evolution System has arrived.

[You stole Tang San's spirit bone, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 30 evolution points.]

[You stole Xiao Wu, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 300 evolution points.]

[You gained the favor of the Silver Dragon King, significantly twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 3,000 evolution points.]

But as he constantly disrupted the plot, the entire Douluo World was torn apart.

[Your admirer, Xue Ke, forced Qian Renxue to abdicate in order to please you. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 500 evolution points.]

[Your secret admirer, Zhu Zhuqing, seized control of the Xingluo Royal Family and launched a war to gain your attention. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 700 evolution points.]

...

Bibi Dong: If Ma Hongjun is willing to join the Spirit Hall, he will be the next generation of Holy Son.

Poseidon: Sorry, Sea God, but I have a new god who is more worthy of my faith.

Di Tian: Although I'm a dragon, it's okay to occasionally play the role of a dog... ahem.

Gods of the Divine Realm: Please, Dragon God, please come back! We would rather be ruled by you!

Lin Feng accidentally traveled to Douluo Continent and awakened the random entry system!

Every seven days, the entry is refreshed.

The first refresh revealed the [Good Luck] entry! !

"Hehehe."

With such great luck, what can't you expect to come true?

“Ding! Your entry has been upgraded. [Minor Talent] is refreshed to [Extreme Talent]!”

“Ding! Your entry has been upgraded. [Advanced Martial Soul] is refreshed to [Twin Martial Souls]!”

[Good Luck (Purple): No matter what you do, you will have very good luck. Small misfortunes will automatically avoid you, while big misfortunes will bring both good and bad luck, and you will get corresponding rewards after you suffer the misfortune. 】

【System】【Cool article】【Torture three people and hard men】【Happy】【Relax】

Due to a series of major events, Huo Yuhao, who was about to give up his godhood and travel to the lower realms, was ambushed and killed by Tang San from behind, and was reborn back to the time of his birth.

After his rebirth, Huo Yuhao originally planned to survive until he became a god, reversing his past tragedies along the way.

In the God Realm, he exposed Tang San's actions on Douluo Continent and stripped him of his godhood.

But unexpected events disrupted his plans.

Ma Xiaotao had actually become a loli?

Why were Ling Luochen and Ma Xiaotao inseparable, like best friends?

Tianmeng Bingdi was acting strangely towards him, always leaning on him...

Snow Diva even called him "Dad" the moment they met!

Most outrageous was Teacher Tang Ya, who had joined the Chuanling Pavilion, aiming to relegate the Tang Sect to the dustbin.

And then there was the Silver Dragon King, who, upon meeting him, demanded that he fall in love with her within three years or else she would kill him.

It seemed as if everything had been shattered by the storm stirred up by this butterfly.

Ye Jianyu traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the young master of the Ye family, one of the seven major families behind the Douluo Soul Field.

I thought it was a lucky start, but my parents met with accidents one after another and the old man went crazy and died.

Without high-end combat power to protect the huge interests, the Ye family is in danger and extermination is imminent.

Fortunately, Ye Jianyu's golden finger has arrived, and he has many children and good fortune...

A certain God King; you have already sought death!

Why did I travel to Douluo Continent? To help Tang San deal with the stunning Bibi Dong? You're kidding! Only a fool would do that. Of course, I'd hold Liu Erlong in my left hand, Bibi Dong in my right, with Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing in between. If I don't get along well with all the beauties on Douluo Continent, wouldn't that be a complete waste of time? Everyone on Douluo Continent, I, Bai Qinchen, am here!