Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense

I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.

As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.

While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.

The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:

"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"

When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

[No cheat codes + no romantic pairing + beast taming + character development]

No funds to buy an initial pet? Filled in the wrong class type during class assignment? Detected no powerful talents? Even the artificial hill by the roadside is tripping me up?

Xu Qingge picked up a stone and smashed it hard into the lake.

Her journey of taming beasts begins here.

...

A brilliant and shrewd strategist living in the world? A treacherous demon king who manipulates people's hearts? These are just labels that others have given to Xu Qingge.

She just wanted to raise her pet animals properly.

The Barov family, a vast and mysterious clan of Arathor descent, possessed fiefdoms stretching from Brill in the north to Southshore in the west, from Tarren Mill in the south to Caer Darrow in the east. Reborn into such a family, Carlos was happy and content. In spring, he enjoyed the service of three thousand maids at Lakehold in Caer Darrow. Summers were spent escaping the heat in the apple orchards of Tarren Mill. Autumn brought vibrant red leaves to the maple forests of Brill. Winters were spent feasting on cod in Southshore. Whatever his needs, a simple ring of the Barov butler's bell would fulfill them. Such a life would make any trip to Azeroth worthwhile! If I hadn't played WoW, I almost would have believed it.

First, I want to write about a technological craze, but I'm not a sci-fi expert, so I'm a toxic person. Second, humanity has been suffering from collapse for a long time and needs a united and powerful fight. We need a strong leader to command the whole situation - this is the protagonist.

In a parallel world, a global upheaval unfolds!

Horrifying monsters appear across the globe, but some humans awaken their knight essence and are able to transform into Kamen Riders.

Thus begins the Age of Knights!

Jiang Che, having traveled through time, discovers he's actually a Muggle!

Expecting to draw upon his past life's knowledge, he's bitterly disappointed.

However, after Senior Wang falls for him, Jiang Che awakens the Knight Girls Pokémon System.

Subdue Knight Girls and light up the Pokémon System to earn rewards.

...

Kamen Rider Decade's Darkhearted Girl: Little Jiang Che, come to my room tonight and don't leave! Kamen

Rider Tanuki Junior: Thank you, Senior Jiang Che, for the upgraded Black General buckle. Come to my room tonight and see my new black stockings!

Kamen Rider W Twins (Twin Queens): Let's count your sins!

Water Officer Mezuru (Water Girl): I'm not a Knight Girl, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to be with you!

Apocalypse + Suspense + Wit + No System + Ordinary Flow + Mutant Beast + Cold-blooded + Beauty + Base + Humanity

This world does not have fancy superpowers, nor does it have the mountain-moving and sea-filling in the fantasy world, nor does it have the strange and bizarre ultra-modern civilization. What it has are crises everywhere, and what it tells is just the story of the little people struggling to live in the oxygen doomsday, acid rain doomsday, insect swarm doomsday, migration doomsday, poisonous miasma doomsday, evolution doomsday, and murderous doomsday...

Mu Yun bermimpi. Di dalamnya, ia terjebak di ruangan gelap, terikat di kursi, tak bisa bergerak.

Sosok-sosok hantu bersinar dalam cahaya redup.

Unicorn yang telah lama tak terlihat, kapal pernikahannya, mengangkat kakinya yang menggemaskan dan meletakkannya di pahanya. Matanya kosong, dan senyum cerah tersungging di wajahnya yang gelisah.

"Komandan... apakah Honkai Impact 3 menyenangkan?"

...

Ini pasti mimpi, tidak nyata, tidak nyata.

Ia segera menutup matanya, mencoba mengusir ilusi. Ketika ia membukanya kembali, ia melihat Seele.

"Kapten, kudengar kau beternak keledai di Pulau Rhodes?" ...

Sepertinya ia terlalu lelah akhir-akhir ini, berhalusinasi...

Note: The author rejects the yuri (girls' love) theme of Blue Archives (which is quite strange), so this article is not yuri.

This is a post-apocalyptic story, not about Kiwatos.

Also, this information was modified on January 30th. Have you participated in the All-Out War yet?

As the world entered the post-apocalyptic zone, Prana's Zero Cha chose to build an ordinary shelter and hide there in the early days of the apocalypse, where 10 years passed.

By chance, her refuge was discovered.

Perhaps... this was all preordained fate.