[Daily life + Campus + Funny + All-inclusive without stock speculation + Super sweet love + Bad friends pitting each other]

Lao Lu, the head teacher of Class 3, Grade 3, proposed that Nan'an No. 1 Middle School add a new school rule:

It is forbidden to date the person sitting in front of you, your deskmate, or the person sitting diagonally in front of you at the same time!

Add one more:

It is forbidden to hook up with graduated seniors!

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There are no bitter and vengeful heroes and villains, only the purest school days.

This book contains vulgar language, because the author's student days were full of vulgar language, so please do not read if you mind.

So far, -1 person has learned the skills of picking up girls through this book and got a beautiful girl. Come and try it too!

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

Original title: "Rebirth of a Free and Easy Journey" [Copyright] In a previous life, Meng Yuan traveled to the immortal realm and cultivated for five hundred years, ultimately failing to overcome his tribulation and perishing. Unexpectedly, after death, he traveled back to the modern world, where the five hundred years passed like a dream. In this modern society, where spiritual energy is scarce, cultivation seems impossible, but Meng Yuan never forgets his long-cherished wish: to achieve immortality and freedom. — Urban Immortal Cultivation, Daily Life. The author is motivated by love and has cut off some of her own leg flesh. If you don't like this article, please leave it untranslated. I'd be grateful! — Recommended by a gay friend, female food writer id 7560582. "Grandma's Little Restaurant [Food]" Copy: Qin Qingqiu, a top-tier quick-transmigration salesperson, completes all the tasks assigned by the main system and without hesitation returns to the small, 18th-tier city deep in her memory. Her grandmother, who raised her with great difficulty in her previous life, passed away due to illness after being mistreated by her uncle and aunt. This time, Qin Qingqiu takes her grandmother to live with her without hesitation. Huai County's relaxed pace of life makes it a perfect place for retirement, so Qin Qingqiu started thinking about opening a small private restaurant. On the first day, the restaurant's lack of business had her grandmother worried, fearing it would fail within a few days. But then, seeing the room full of diners clamoring for their orders, her grandmother adopted a new kind of anxiety: "Don't let all those diners tire out your little Qiuqiu!" A heartwarming foodie post, check it out!

We only auction off gold fingers, each of which can change your life and propel you to the pinnacle of your life. To win the auction here, your bid isn't money or any other material possessions. It's your body, your lifespan, everything that belongs only to you.

Introduction: A hundred years after the revival of spiritual energy, the world has changed dramatically, class solidification, and the strong prey on the weak!

Lin Ye was an ordinary college student, but he was tragically murdered because of a delivery.

When he was on the verge of death, he accidentally fused a mysterious broken crystal and awakened the [Brain of the Universal Godhead]!

Only then did they discover that the true source of power in the world was hunting and transplanting - "divine organs"!

The eye that sees everything, the hand that wields thunder, the stomach that devours everything...

Every organ is a path to becoming a god!

Others have a narrow escape from organ transplantation, and the rejection backlash continues;

However, his brain can perfectly analyze, infinitely optimize, and even... devour and evolve!

From the Claws of the Thunder Wolf to the Immortal Heart, he transformed into a glutton on earth, growing madly stronger by stepping on the corpses of countless powerful enemies!

However, as he gradually uncovered the truth about the world,

The disappearance of my sister, the mystery of my parents, the frenzy of global awakening...

They all point to a cold conspiracy that covers the whole world——

"The so-called God's legacy is nothing more than bait in the hunting grounds!"

"Since you regard all living beings as ants—"

"Then I will use the remains of billions of gods as fuel to ignite my mortal body..."

"Kill God!!!"

#system #summon #megacorporation #angeltech #villain #female protagonist all anime characters

Lin Bai, a social animal, an orphan, has no background, no connections, no girlfriend, and his only interest is the two-dimensional world.

One day, he was inexplicably bound to an inter-dimensional fantasy summoning system.

From then on, Yui, dressed as a witch, sat on him and called him "Lord Reed Tooth";

Shinonozuka established Valkyrie Heavy Industries and started research on the reverse engineering of materials and combat adaptation of the real-life IS machine.

Daedalus, Synapse's strongest scientist and creator of artificial angels. Rin Tohsaka and Tohsaka Tokiomi? A Magic Association that builds reality.

That body, resembling an inflatable doll costume, conceals a surge of immense power. Its dark eyes reveal a terrifying depth and evil. Within its comically vibrant form lies a power beyond human comprehension and resistance. Fall Guys, the guardian of girls and Tokyo's most powerful supernatural being, is a shadowy, expressionless, round creature. "Although I hunt sneaky creatures and slay demons, I know I'm still a lovable Fall Guy." "Of course, besides supernatural, I occasionally play the role of a weirdo, like giving a new knight a hard time." "What's it to me if girls like me? I'm just a Fall Guy. What does Shura Field have to do with me?" Determined to achieve ultimate victory, Fall Guys joins the hunt. Normally a delinquent, he transforms into a towering monster at night, conquering supernatural forces. Fall Guys Tokyo is a grand series! Extremely raw, just enough to entertain you. The true synopsis: In a world of entertainment to death, this story uses raw themes to tell a moving story.

【Homeland】【I Don't Eat Beef】【Unlimited Enhancement】

Lin En travels to the Marvel world and becomes a New York detective. He starts out with the ability to be immortal, and as long as he helps the undead resolve their obsessions, he can absorb the power of death and infinitely strengthen his body.

Since I have a second chance to live, I should enjoy life.

While solving cases and strengthening your own strength, you can also increase your charm and enjoy delicious food and beautiful women.

As for saving the world, leave that to the superheroes!

Tony Stark: Damn it, why are all those supermodels and the most beautiful Hollywood actresses lying next to you?

Captain America: Lin, stop wasting time. How about I give you the shield?

Thor: Uh... am I the only one who can see the skeleton next to Lynn who calls himself Death?

[A slow-paced, lighthearted, urban Pokémon story featuring a single female protagonist with no talent, but not a brainless, invincible character] Just as Li Xiaoyan was striving to reach the top 100 in the Pokémon Vermillion Master Ball, he was transported to a parallel world where Pokémon lived. Furthermore, Li Xiaoyan activated a system that allows all things to be seen... By chance, Li Xiaoyan obtained the Light Stone, the form of the True Dragon Reshiram after its physical body was destroyed! Furthermore, he encountered and enjoyed a variety of Legendary and Mythical Pokémon, including the glutton Victini, the scapegoat Palkia, the tsundere Latias, the good-natured Dialga, and the energetic Cosmog (Nebula). —————— A few years later. "Why are my Pokémon so unique?" My Blaziken turned out to be Heizi?! Stop eating Blaziken! You're already strong enough! Flare Ace, don't kick my God's Keepsake! Vulcan Moth, what? You want to have water attributes? Doron Barto, you're already fast enough! Latias... huh? You said you're not hungry? If you don't want to eat, then I'll take it away! Little Nebula, don't run! - Finally: The Light Stone can actually communicate with its own mind! "Do you have the courage to approach the truth in your heart?" "What is your truth?" "Your courage will become reality!" "My power will help you reach the top!"

[Comprehensive Anime] [Invincible from the Start] [Absolutely Amazing] [Time-Stop Ability] [Decisive Killing] [The protagonist begins as a powerful, arrogant, and conceited trash king, but a few dozen chapters later, he becomes the trustworthy and invincible Lord of Heaven] Lin Chuan gains his opponent's abilities by killing them. He gets his first kill, only to discover he's a loser. Fortunately, the newbie offers a reward. Draw the unknown protagonist's abilities, or the loser's abilities from a future timeline! Lin Chuan doesn't hesitate, and successfully draws the protagonist's abilities! Star Platinum! Starting today, the world of Jujutsu welcomes the King of Time! "It's useless, Gojo Satoru! You will never be able to stand on the same level with me! The distance between us is the distance in time!" "How is it possible! You actually have such a terrifying ability to stop time!" "Linchuan! You actually killed the entire Zenin family! Not a single person was left." "Linchuan, he is the real king! The king of the whole world, the so-called strongest, is nothing but a joke in front of him." "I, Ryomen Sukuna, do not admit that I was the strongest a thousand years ago. In front of the king, I am just a loyal cook." "The field is unfolded, the demon is subdued and the chef is protected." "Brother Sukuna has good knife skills, the tofu is cut into such fine strips." Kill! Kill! Kill! All the abilities that Linchuan likes will be killed without a single one left. "Haha, trash like you don't even have the qualifications to die in my hands." "You are still okay, I allow you to die in my hands."