Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby

Good news! I traveled through time! They named me Shinji!

Bad news! I've traveled through time again!

Good news! It seems like it's modern times! I can finally go back to playing games and ordering takeout!

Bad news! I was born in a country where life is pretty good! I heard that Antarctica is melting! This doesn't sound good!

Good news! I—the lifelong friend of the legendary Azeroth Paladin Marcus, the Light of Dawn, Holy Highlord of the Knights of the Holy Light, the Uncrowned King, Grand Mage of Tirisfal, High Priest of the Voidlight Temple, Archbishop of Light and Shadow, Titan Slayer, Maw Walker, Guardian of the Laws of the Universe, Conqueror of the Void (all perish together)—a disciple of the Imperial God of Cangjian Villa. I'm Ye Han, also known by my courtesy name Hehua, and English name John. You can also call me Jehovah—fearless!

New Book Release: Douluo Dalu: My Wet Nurse is Bibi Dong

Xiao Feng traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the cradle in Bibi Dong's arms. Due to the incident of Qianxunji being cheated on, he awakened the invincible salted fish selection system, the heart of the God King, and the innate full soul power of level 100.

One day, Bibi Dong suddenly discovered that she could hear Xiao Feng's inner voice.

Bibi Dong: Xiao Feng, you're awake. What's wrong? Are you unhappy?

[Happy? How can I be happy? He holds me in his arms every day while we sleep, and there's nothing fancy about it. I'm almost tired of it.]

Bibi Dong: Xiao Feng, what's wrong with you? How about I tell you a joke?

"Come on, you should just take a break. I've been hearing your corny jokes for years. I might as well just lie down and take a nap."

......

Let's see how Xiao Feng lies down, plays in the water, and enjoys life in Douluo Continent.

(The introduction is weak, please read the main text. There are old books, such as Douluo: Upgrading from Conquering the Goddess and Douluo: The Strongest Beast Spirit.)

My name is Mo Hong, and I'm an ordinary Penguin Logistics employee. My favorite thing is to slack off. Delivering packages is actually a part-time job. My real job is a cook, responsible for raising Angel and the wolf cubs... Occasionally, I help Rhodes Island with missions, help the Integration Movement improve its food supply, and help Saria Hummer take care of the children... But I'm really just a courier. Skirt size:

[Transformation] + [Female Protagonist] + [Scrappy Woman] + [System] + [Follow the Main Storyline] + [Ganyu, Hu Tao, Ling Hua, Ying, Yae Shenzi, Fu Fu, Servant]

Jiang Ning accidentally traveled to the continent of Teyvat and became a character in "Genshin Impact", and also a stunningly beautiful girl.

"Well, is it okay to turn yourself into your own wife?"

Jiang Ning complained helplessly about this.

But then the system appeared and told her that the higher her popularity, the stronger she would be in the game!

So Jiang Ning had no choice but to follow the traveler Yingmei and occasionally help out.

But the NPCs in the game were going crazy: "Could this woman named Jiang Ning be a hidden demon? How could she split an island in half with just one sword?"

Players outside the game also went crazy.

"Holy crap, why haven't I seen this character in the beta? He's so pretty!"

"Tsk, one person is a team. With Jiang Ning, even a dog can pass the Abyss! Who hasn't drawn Jiang Ning yet? Sorry, I don't know him!"

"I declare that from today on, I am Jiang Ning's wife's dog!"

"Swish, Jiang Ning's legs are so long and white, I can play with them for ten years!"

Jiang Ning just wanted to say: "Stay away from me, I'm scared!!"

Let’s see what my superpower is: Complete Self, Time Ability, Magnetic Field Power!

With both Time Power and Magnetic Field Power, plus something called Complete Self—am I not invincible?

What about other people’s superpowers?

World Reset, Human Superman, Dream Manipulation, Magical Girl Transformation, Isekai Transmigration, Fantasy Manifestation.

Wow… everyone’s abilities are so cool!

So, is it too much if I summon my adoptive father and brother with a Hell War God?

In the safest District 13, with a shout of "No one can take this!", Zhao Yao accidentally transmigrated again—this time with the Twelve Talismans already fused into his body.

A classic red orb beginning. A classic attack on the Pyramid of Light. But this time, the one being "boiled into soup" isn't Daigo.

In this new world, Zhao Yao encounters the GUTS team members—except something's off:

"Are you even sane?" Team Member Yamanaka

"Overly passionate" Team Member Sakuma

"Handcrafting light beams" Team Member Mizorogi

"Jeep Alien" Captain Moroboshi Dan

Thankfully, ace pilot Rena and beautiful inventor Yui help ease the tension.

But as missions progress, Zhao Yao realizes this world is utterly broken:

✓ God-tier teammates

✓ Stress-inducing weirdos

✓ Certified psychopaths

✓ Boss-level monsters from across the Ultraman multiverse

✓ Glitch-type kaiju appearing left and right

"Cheat codes are..."

Tags:

Isekai | Inventions | Beautiful Women | Overpowered | Hot-Blooded | Mysterious Organization | Missions

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

[The first few chapters are not very interesting, you can skip them without affecting your viewing experience] + [Behind the Scenes] + [Humorous] + [Lighthearted] + [Completely Illogical] + [Why bother with logic? Is having fun important?]

I, Changfeng, have a small system called the Vest System. As the name suggests, it allows me to have many aliases, but these aliases require emotional points to exchange for.

From then on, my aliases were everywhere in the ninja world.

...

My aliases have created an organization

"Light and Shadow"

But they accidentally became the strongest organization in the ninja world!

...

Gaara: Aoi-chan! I want a hug!!

(Anonymous) Aoi: Just because you're a guy, stay away from me!!

...

(Anonymous) Uchiha Yuki: My foolish younger brothers!!

Sasuke and Itachi brothers:………

...

(Anonymous) Hoshino Chinatsu: Tsuna, I like you, please be with me!

Jiraiya: Hoshino Chinatsu, you woman, stay away from Tsunade!

...

Nagato: Senior Fengxu, I, Nagato, have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have never encountered democracy. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to—become your godfather!

(Anonymous) Wind Deficiency: ? ? ?

...

[The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text!!!]

[I felt the subject matter of my previous book was quite good, but I wrote it in a way that relied on a thesis defense, so I hope this one will be better.]

(The points have just been released, I don’t know if they will increase in the future)

(sticky) (orange)

(Gender-changed Peter)

(Mainly based on MCU, with a small portion of comics)

(parallel universe)

(The year and details are different, but it does not affect the reading)

(The whole article is nonsense)

Harry Potter - ✔

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse -✔

So I Was a Spider-✔

League of Legends: Spider Queen (To be confirmed)

Spider-Man from Earth-618JK, Perni Parker: "Help! I just finished fighting the Hulk and the Abomination and ended up at Hogwarts. Urgent! Waiting online!"