The old man pointed to the flower-like woman and said, “Call her mother from now on.” He then pointed to a flower-bud-like girl and said, “This is your sister.”
My younger sister was not cute.
She was arrogant, taciturn and weird, but she knew how to please our parents.
She was two-faced and deceitful, but it seemed like she only treated me that way.
I cared for her, tried to please her as much as I can, but she still disliked me.
Until one day, I found out her secret, our relationship began to get a little bit weird…
My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.
I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.
After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.
The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...
So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?
Yes, that's what I thought at first.
Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.
Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.
The moment I put it in the mailbox...
I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...
Hongyu: Huh?
Name: Uchiha Sogen
Innate Skill: Magic Release (Fire)
Noble Phantasms: [Knight Undying with Bare Hands], [Samehada]
Target Noble Phantasms: [Amanuma Spear], [Tetsuka Sword], [Yata Mirror], [Uchiha Fan], [Kusanagi Sword - Sky Tachi], etc.
Life motto: What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!!! —by Fat Tiger
Chat group: 864707658864707658
"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"
"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."
"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."
"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"
The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said
"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."
"Then what?"
"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."
"Can't you beat him?"
"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"
"Then why did it fail?"
“I can’t pick ten thousand…”
When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.
Rowling travels through the world of Harry Potter and awakens to become a necromancer.
Having escaped Azkaban twice, he is famous (and infamous) in the wizarding world.
But he was hired by Hogwarts as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Dumbledore: "Letting Rowling become a professor at Hogwarts is the best decision I have ever made in my life. But Rowling, why are you sitting in my seat?"
Snape: "You are definitely the next Dark Lord. I will keep an eye on you. Wait, why did you expel me?"
Professor McGonagall: "Rowling, I've told you many times that Transfiguration can't turn your pile of skeletons into a catgirl!"
...
Many years later.
Some people call Rowling the greatest wizard in the wizarding world after Dumbledore.
Some people also say that Rowling has influenced the atmosphere of the magical world and is a sinner of the magical world!
Some even say that Rowling becoming the headmaster of Hogwarts is a disgrace to Hogwarts!
Rowling, surrounded by the Scourge, sat on the golden chair in the Hogwarts Great Hall, looking helpless:
"How did I, a prisoner of Azkaban, get hired as a professor at Hogwarts and eventually become the headmaster?"
"It can only be said that a person's fate..."
Dark cultivators wreak havoc, the three realms fall to demons. Faced with monstrous tides and strange seas, all beings tremble.
Only Su Cheng rises to the challenge. The system activates, and he alone suppresses the universe.
His might shakes the eight wildernesses; a sword prison forged from a hundred thousand demon corpses stuns the world.
He steps into the netherworld, where the filth of the Nine Abysses surges into a sky-high spiritual tide.
"Only today do they realize—one man is a sect—"
Before Su Cheng finishes his sigh, his right hand is tightly grabbed.
"What about us?"
"Uh, my lady, don’t misunderstand. I was just reciting a line to look cool..."
Alternate titles:
“One Man Enjoys the Sect Alone: All Sect Resources, Ten-Thousandfold Cultivation, Let Me Break Through!”
“One Man Forms a Sect, Two Marry, Three... Four... Five... All-Out Brawl!”
[Adventure Group + Reader Choice + Relaxation + Three Chapters a Day]
One day, a lightning strike brought Teren to the pirate world, and he was floating on a small coffin boat!
At the same time, the golden finger that comes with it only has the summoning function?
So when Tren summoned his first partner in order to survive... Li Jing, the concept god who can catch a knife with his bare hands 100% from One Hundred Thousand Jokes!
So when Hawkeye's black blade was about to behead him, Li Jing, the god of rules from 100,000 cold jokes, appeared from nowhere and said, "In my setting, I will definitely catch a blade with my bare hands—including sword energy!"
From then on, the style of the sea suddenly changed
The top war is a large-scale anime brawl!
Kaido, the beast, was shot through the dragon scales by Steve, the diamond-armored cube man
The Shadow Wolf King Gray Wolf's night attack made Zhan Guo's bald head fume: "What the hell is this animal-type mythical beast?!"
Looking at the increasingly outrageous lineup on the ship:
The Holy Lord in his perfect form, Po the Kung Fu Panda displaying his Armament Haki, Uchiha Tom and Thousand Hands Jerry fighting with hand seals...
Teren cried, "Where's the exciting adventure we promised? Why are all the summons based on stupid rules and aren't even human?"
Chen Xiao traveled through time and space, and ended up in the dangerous world of Marvel.
But……
He watched as his left hand drew talismans in the air, lightning flashed from his right hand, and golden light flashed on his body.
It seems like he is the most dangerous one...
Mu Yun bermimpi. Di dalamnya, ia terjebak di ruangan gelap, terikat di kursi, tak bisa bergerak.
Sosok-sosok hantu bersinar dalam cahaya redup.
Unicorn yang telah lama tak terlihat, kapal pernikahannya, mengangkat kakinya yang menggemaskan dan meletakkannya di pahanya. Matanya kosong, dan senyum cerah tersungging di wajahnya yang gelisah.
"Komandan... apakah Honkai Impact 3 menyenangkan?"
...
Ini pasti mimpi, tidak nyata, tidak nyata.
Ia segera menutup matanya, mencoba mengusir ilusi. Ketika ia membukanya kembali, ia melihat Seele.
"Kapten, kudengar kau beternak keledai di Pulau Rhodes?" ...
Sepertinya ia terlalu lelah akhir-akhir ini, berhalusinasi...
The final battle of the pre-era pitted eight Fusion Warriors against the Herrscher of the End. In the end, Kevin was the only one left standing, single-handedly delivering damage. Through my memory resonance, I saw Kevin slumped in a chair, weeping uncontrollably. This image will never be forgotten.
At that moment, I thought, if I could become a warrior against the Honkai, I would win. Now that the end is upon us, I must consider whether this is my only chance.
I believe Kevin has contributed greatly to the Fire Greatsword's return to its former supremacy. It's our duty to restore the Fire Greatsword's glory!
Kiana: But Xiaobai, you used a sword after entering the virtual space!
Bai Mo: Shut up! A four-foot-three-inch long sword can't be considered a Fire Greatsword? Look at the Divine Fire Trial and the Divine Falling Sword. Which one looks like a greatsword?!
The Fire Greatsword is supreme! With this blazing fire, I can slash through everything!
In short, this is the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, shattered by a time traveler known for "incredibly beautiful looks, unbelievably powerful strength, a stoic personality, and a gorgeous configuration."
Wings are not tangled, and the guardians of morality go around.
PS: Although the protagonist thinks he has taken over someone else's body, in fact, it is still his own body.