"Everyone in the Bond Band and the angels in the light music club, and of course, my many wings, although you may not know it, but I hereby declare that you are all women I have gotten!" "What, you don't believe me? Then let me use your little secret to prove what I said..." Bang! "It hurts! What are you doing, manager." "Hurry up and work! You salary thief!" "Yes~ Ah, manager, where is the real salary thief!" "Afeng, you guy!" A blue short-haired girl who was sleeping with the support of a mop. Bang bang! Lonely Rock of K-ON!

(Purely joyful, focusing on daily life, a slow-paced plot, high-sugar, no-slasher plot, a harem of witty rants and goofballs, a hilarious story that'll make you smile.)

Chu Li thought that as a man devoted to love, a virgin who'd been single-handedly solo for 20 years, he'd have a happy ending when he met his destined partner.

But...

"Li, I know, everything now is a lie." The cook, with her EX-level housekeeping skill, glared.

"Damn Chu Li, actually... you're the most delicious~" a certain white-haired idiot said with a goofy grin.

"Chu Li, don't forget tonight's Sword Heart Jue," said the Red Kite Immortal.

"Uncle, the white-cut duck isn't tasty!" a certain fake "Three-Nothing" shuddered.

And Chu Li...

"Seven minutes of redemption, even if it's fake, I'll definitely find you again, but only if... you stop fighting! (Insane)"

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist who wants to be devoted but faces immense difficulties as he's pursued by the girls.

Kaneki Ken: What should I do if I meet a beautiful big sister, but she turns out to be a ghoul?

Waiting online, very urgent!

Leng Mo: Miracles and magic do exist! Shout "Aba Aba Aba" and the magical girl will transform! Just use the power of magic to defeat the ghoul! (dog head)

Kaneki Ken: Thank you, stranger! The magical girl is really useful, I beat the ghoul away! Um...how do I cancel the transformation?

Leng Mo: ??? ??? ??? ...

Homura Akemi: How can I save Madoka... Leng Mo: Take a bottle of Coke, draw a magic circle, and shout "Bala La, the fairies are coming" to summon me

Years later, Yang, surviving only on the hot springs of Mount Shirogane, watched the female trainers who came to challenge him cry out in despair: "I beg you female trainers to pay me after your defeat!" Yang, originally planning to explore a new life in the nearest fan-made Pokémon game world, unexpectedly landed in the authentic Pokémon world. As compensation, he gained certain traits similar to those found in the fan-made Pokémon world... PS: This Pokémon fanfiction is based on the Pokémon game setting. Some anime and manga elements may be added at random. Initial Pokémon: Bladeblade.

Lu Ze, 24 years old, a straight-through bachelor’s and master’s graduate from Peking University, thought he’d become an excellent teacher after graduation.

But…

“Lu Ze, tomorrow you’ll go to No. 3 High School’s Rocket Class as a temporary homeroom teacher. Remember, you’re going undercover. Your mission is to mislead those students.”

To carry out the mission, Lu Ze is forced to make a series of morally questionable moves:

“Our class gets a full weekend off. No morning or evening self-study.”

“Phones are allowed.”

“No dating in front of me.”

“Teachers aren’t allowed to assign any homework.”

“…”

Everything he’s doing is being livestreamed 24/7 on a reality show called Model Teachers.

The show also features rocket classes from two other high schools:

A strict 1980s-born homeroom teacher who enforces discipline with military-like precision.

A 1990s-born homeroom teacher who relies on emotional coaching and daily motivational speeches.

And then there’s Lu Ze, born in the 2000s—who lives by one motto: “Enjoy life while you can.”

At first, no one had any faith in Lu Ze’s class. But…

Two months later…

“Lu Ze, what the h*ll happened? Why did your class do so well on the midterms?”

Lu Ze: “Maybe their foundation was too good. Just wait—by finals, their scores will definitely drop!”

End of the semester…

“Lu Ze, what’s going on?”

Lu Ze: “Hang in there—next semester, their scores will fall for sure.”

One year later…

“LU ZE!!”

Lu Ze: “Don’t worry…”

Many years later…

“You were supposed to go undercover at No. 3 High School—how did you end up as principal?!”

Transmigrating to a martial arts world, Li Guan discovered he could modify the traits of his own body parts. His brain, with the trait [I'm a True Little Genius], boosted his comprehension; his lower limbs, with [Iron Shirt], made their hardness instantly off the charts.

However, Li Guan soon realized this "Human Body Trait Modification" seemed to have a serious flaw. He'd use his hands for 'Divine Steps', and his torso for sliding tackles...

Gradually, he found more and more absurd traits appearing, and in increasingly bizarre locations. [Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force] appeared on his upper limbs, [Human-Dragon Fist] on his legs, and [Alluring Beauty] on his torso...

"Though I'm invincible, this invincibility is a bit ridiculous," Li Guan, entangled by a myriad of traits, said with a touch of helplessness.

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

——

In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

~~~

P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!

[Mind reading + eating melons + warm and light + CP]

Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water and traveled through time, bound to the melon-eating system. Before she could eat the melon, she knew she had traveled through time and space! In the book, she was a vicious female supporting role, and even her mother and brother became cannon fodder.

How can this be!

Gua Gua: Host, the emperor’s true love is the queen, his precious treasure is the prince, and you have been granted marriage and become the crown princess!

Shen Mingzhu: What? Meiqiang is my fiancé?

Watch me turn him into a heartthrob!

Gua Gua: Host, your grandfather and two brothers are going to sacrifice!

Shen Mingzhu: No! Watch me uncover the traitor and sweep away the enemy!

Gua Gua: Host, Princess Chaoyang’s consort is having an affair with a maid, and a cat has been substituted for the princess.

Shen Mingzhu: Princess Chaoyang is so miserable, if I hadn't...

【There is no zero in the 23 iron fields】

Bai Lu, who is a three-good student and a five-good citizen, unexpectedly encountered the legendary time travel!

As a necessary system for time travelers, this system is even more painful for Bai Lu, who has terrible luck, and the plug-in for this system is actually!

Mi's world, Mi's system! Sure enough, the mastermind behind this world is Mi Huyou!

After traveling back to the place where the Collapse Dream began, Bai Lu, as one of the thousands of captains, must also change his previous regrets.

This book has three no products: no sword, no brain, no invincibility

(There are many templates, but they are mainly Hu Tao, Seele, and Theresa. There are fewer male templates.)

(It may be a bit of a pressure in the early stage, but it won't be a problem later.)

(This is my first time writing a book, so there may be many things that are not well written. Please forgive me, readers. If you have any questions, please leave a comment and I will do my best to correct them.)

"Why do you think the first sword used by the hero was called the Village Sword?" "As the name suggests, it was the best iron sword in the village." "What if the village had a better iron sword?" "Then add +1 after the name." "But the number is +9527. Are you really not just trying to ride on the hero's popularity?" "Innovation and striving for excellence are my duties as a craftsman." ... "Weiner, we have received a report that you are mass-producing counterfeit and shoddy products. A large number of users have experienced damage to their equipment during battle." "That's nonsense! There is absolutely no problem with the weapons I forged!" "Then how do you explain this fact?" "That's easy. They used my spear to pierce my shield, and the shield went through. Is it because my spear is of good quality or my shield is of poor quality?"