Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense
I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.
As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.
While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.
The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:
"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"
When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?
"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)
Bai Qiong traveled to the Star Dome Railway and awakened the system of the other world.
It issued a series of extraordinary tasks, and the rewards were also incredible -
the baseball bat turned into a big baseball bat, the flame gun turned into a fire stick, the clock trick turned into hypnosis, and Mimi could stop time for a long time...
Gradually, the style of his Star Railway world began to be wrong.
Hua Huo: Please... please, don't burn me with the fire stick again, I won't dare to do it again...
March 7: Those photos in the camera must not be passed on, I don't want other people in the train group to know, please!
Jingliu: No, I have pleaded guilty and accepted the punishment. Do I have to wear a blindfold when I am chained?
Aglaya: Xiadie and I have apologized for that unreasonable trial, what else do you want? !
Bai Qiong: No, I didn't do anything! Why are you exaggerating?
...
This is a story about using the power of the other world to do serious things in the world of Star Railway.
My name is Lü Rui, an ordinary Chinese student studying abroad. I just wanted to spend a few peaceful years of my youth here, but why? Why did things turn out this way?
What does it mean to be in a band for a lifetime? What does it mean to make me forget everything?
What a strange thing, what an interesting girl...
Wait, what does all this have to do with me? I'm just here to have some fun. You guys, stay away from me, don't come any closer!
Mu Yun bermimpi. Di dalamnya, ia terjebak di ruangan gelap, terikat di kursi, tak bisa bergerak.
Sosok-sosok hantu bersinar dalam cahaya redup.
Unicorn yang telah lama tak terlihat, kapal pernikahannya, mengangkat kakinya yang menggemaskan dan meletakkannya di pahanya. Matanya kosong, dan senyum cerah tersungging di wajahnya yang gelisah.
"Komandan... apakah Honkai Impact 3 menyenangkan?"
...
Ini pasti mimpi, tidak nyata, tidak nyata.
Ia segera menutup matanya, mencoba mengusir ilusi. Ketika ia membukanya kembali, ia melihat Seele.
"Kapten, kudengar kau beternak keledai di Pulau Rhodes?" ...
Sepertinya ia terlalu lelah akhir-akhir ini, berhalusinasi...
Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.
"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.
This book is a comprehensive manga with horse girls as the main plot line, covering various games, movies, anime and other information. Please come and take a look, there will definitely be one that suits you~——————————"Another restaurant that was bankrupted by Oguruma has come to complain!" "What!? The Emperor of the East China Sea escaped again after getting vaccinated!?? Hurry up and contact her trainer to catch her back!" "Digital Ellie! You are stalking other horse girls again! I'm going to find your trainer and punish you with a month of solitary training!" "That's who! Fatty! Hurry and catch your grandson, otherwise our cafeteria will have to eat bitter melon with cilantro for the next month!!" Uozuka Saburo looked at the to-do list in his hand, sighed heavily, and helplessly opened his phone and dialed: "Hello? Brother Kiryu, can you help me find Raiden? Just ask his father Armstrong to sponsor another batch of teaching aids for Tresson. The previous batch is almost consumed and damaged!!!"
[GL Yuri] "Forced into a Contractual Marriage with an Iceberg Beauty (GL)" by Hu Yaoyao (Completed + Extra Chapters) Synopsis: Upon meeting again, the nanny has transformed into a dignified and aloof heiress. Armed with a valuable demolition compensation contract, she coerces the money-grubber into signing a 100% unequal marriage of convenience agreement— Su Yuxi: "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now." Ji Nancen: "This is a yearly contract, you'll have to pay extra~" Su Yuxi: "You dare ask for money after making me your nanny? No way!"