Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.
Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."
After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.
Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"
Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"
"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."
This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".
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As an ordinary puppeteer in Sunagakure Village, Shimizu's greatest hobby is making puppets.
If you don't let me make puppets peacefully, then I will have to make you into a puppet.
It's just...
Why is my avatar a patient in Arkham Asylum when I just released it?
[System Message: World Line Initializing... Alteration Rate: 0.001%]
Su Li stared at the scene unfolding on the massive public monitor, a stream of curses catching in his throat. Of all the places to be thrown into, it had to be Island Iffish—right at the dawn of the One Year War. Was this some kind of cosmic joke? Was fate itself trying to get him killed?
But then he discovered a secret: he could alter the very fabric of this world line, reaping incredible rewards for every change he made. From that moment on, the legend of the "White Devil" was destined to be rewritten.
His enemies could only cry out in disbelief, "What in the world is that Zaku?!"
Su Li would just grin, his voice cutting through the comms. "Hey, Red Comet! You think you're three times faster? Then prove it and get over here!"
He opened his eyes and found himself back in 2010, as an Arsenal youth player on the verge of being eliminated. Fortunately, he had a proficiency panel to rely on.
From 【Strength lv1】 to the earth-shattering 【Muscle Maniac lv5】;
From 【Running lv1】 to the absolutely overwhelming 【Lightning Speed lv5】;
From 【Long Shot lv1】 to the brutal 【Tomahawk Cannon lv5】!
In this era of shining stars, where Messi and Ronaldo were about to become the absolute best, he joined hands with Professor Wenger, destined to write a new footballing legend.
Years later, when he looked back, he found that he had grinded his way to a full-fledged, peerless, and glorious Grand Slam!
He was known as – The Football God
【Welcome to Nikki's world! 】
Commander—The Ark is full of insects!
Limp, who had just finally drawn Dorothy, traveled through time after paying in front of the fruit stall!
"What do you mean? Where did you get me? Did this commander travel through time?"
Looking at the deserted ruined city, Limp felt as if the sky had fallen!
[Ding! Your command system is online!]
[Please wait patiently for the game to launch! It's still 100 years away.]
"ah?!"
【You have received a communication, please check it as soon as possible! 】
"I'm Dorothy, the acting captain of the Goddess Corps."
"The Goddess Troops and several mass-produced Nikkis are stationed at a temporary outpost at the entrance of the Ark."
“…We are facing a crisis.”
I just want to be a human, is that so difficult?
Aoki traveled to the Demon Slayer world, obtained the system, and honestly worked hard to improve his "professional" level. Suddenly, Muzan came to him and forced him to become a demon.
After that, he had two more goals.
First, eat the scum boss, and second, find a way to turn back into a human while retaining the power of a demon.
(Genshin Impact) (No CP) (Multiple avatars) (Small knife in the early stage, perfect in the later stage) (Card pool character) (The avatar will be resurrected in the later stage)
In order to save his sister, Jiang Mumu came to the continent of Teyvat and let the seven clones grow up freely. When the plot began, he frantically collected emotional feedback from players and game characters.
- Mondstadt, she is Diluc's only biological sister, a non-staff member of the Knights of Favonius, the favorite of all Mondstadts, and even has a good relationship with ladies...
- Liyue, she is the youngest Liyue Qixing in charge of the Thousand Winds Army, and she works hard for the security of Liyue, and has close relationships with Ningguang, Ganyu and others...
- Inazuma, she is the biological sister of Shinobu Kuki, who is naturally thick-skinned. She followed her sister to join the Aragaki faction, but everyone in Inazuma likes her very much...
- Sumeru, she is the scholar who is most opposed to the Great Sage in the Order Institute, and has always wanted to knock the Great Sage out. She is also Alhaitham's student...
- Fontaine, she is Funina's bodyguard and best friend, and has good cooking skills...
- Natlan, she is the sister of Big Kinic, the first choice of the Great Spirit of the Hanging Wood People, and has extraordinary martial arts...
- Snezhnaya, she is Tartaglia's biological sister, joined the Fatui, and is under the command of the [Captain]. Tartaglia has always wanted to poach her...
They are all her, because of the flapping wings of her butterfly, they all have a bad end, becoming the white moonlight of players and characters...
After traveling to Inazuma, Su Hao has a chat group.
But the members who joined his chat group are a little strange, aren't they?
Raiden Zhen joined the chat group.
Ruo Tuo Long Wang joined the chat group.
Fu She joined the chat group.
Lei Yingying: "Sister... I didn't expect to communicate with you again in this way."
Zhongli: "Old friend, long time no see."
Xiao: "Fu She..."
Fang Xun accidentally transmigrated to Teyvat and discovered that the timeline was twenty years earlier.
At this time, little Ningguang was still a pitiful barefoot girl hawking goods on the street, and little Qiqi was sealed in amber.
Lonely at heart and longing for friends, little Beidou wandered from place to place, endured countless cold stares, and was regarded as a bringer of misfortune.
There were also little Shenhe, little Ayaka, little Keqing, and little Zhuluo.
Fang Xun met these little ones and began a heartwarming story.
From then on, Teyvat had one more kindergarten.
“Training is really tiring, but with Brother Fang Xun by my side, I don’t feel tired.”
“Brother Fang Xun is the best brother in the world.”
“Brother Fang Xun, are you going out? Can you take us with you? Because if not…”
Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!