Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
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Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
[Bengtie Fanfiction] [Contains many worlds, at least Genshin Impact, Juequ Zero, and Collapse III.] [New book by an old author, feel free to read] Ye Yun traveled through time and became a dying world tree. Fortunately, he obtained a system that allows him to invite people from other worlds to his world to help him fight monsters. Those who are invited will receive a task panel similar to that of an online game. Killing monsters can gain experience and obtain drops. At the same time, Ye Yun can also obtain divine power to restore himself, or exchange for magical functions in the system and props from all the heavens and worlds. Years later, Ye Yun vaguely remembered the two heroes he had summoned at the beginning. A little gray-haired boy and a silly Fu Fu.
"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.
【Mingchao】【Fanfiction】
You said you are the strongest Solaris sympathizer, then who am I?
—A white-haired adult man who wishes to remain anonymous
In the vast land of Kyushu, the Jianghu and the imperial court are clearly divided. Li Changan, armed with a check-in system for otakus, posted a rental advertisement at his doorstep. Then, while out shopping, he picked up a beggar named Huang Rong and brought her home to be his cook. He then took in a woman named Xiao Zhao to clean his house. Then, a pair of sisters named Yao Yue Lian Xing and a woman named Dong Fang Bai rented a room. Afterwards, Li Changan ate the delicious food cooked by the cooks and chatted with the beautiful tenants every day. When he had nothing to do, he would sign in to earn rewards and improve his strength. Just when Li Changan thought the good times would last, [Meet the Bear]
[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]
[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]
[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]
[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:
"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"
"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value.
Thousands of years have passed, and the Invisible Empire has returned. But before them stand three insurmountable mountains. ——The invincible numerical monster, the super hybrid, the "All-Killing" Captain of the Thirteenth Division, Ichigo Kurosaki. ——The Touching and Inspirational Emperor, the Lord of the Soul King Palace, the "Dream Collapse" God King Aizen Sosuke. ——The veteran time traveler, the System's favorite son, the "Fighting God" Second Generation Captain Shinomiya Takashi. ... "...I see, a nightmare? What a good omen." "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"
When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.
Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.
Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.