Xu Yuan, originally from a wealthy family, became a debtor due to his stepmother's extravagance, leading a miserable life worse than that of a beast of burden. Reborn at the age of eight, at the scene of his father and stepmother's first meeting, Xu Yuan cleverly outwits his spendthrift stepmother, who dreams of marrying into his wealthy family. This unexpected encounter also leads him to meet the aloof, high school beauty who died there, and the future pop star. At this time, they are still pitiful little girls collecting bottles to sell after banquets. Having experienced the hardships of his past life, Xu Yuan understands that in this materialistic world, people are treacherous, and only the bond between childhood sweethearts who know each other well is worth protecting and cherishing. Although he didn't have any childhood sweethearts in the past, in this life he has the advantage; why not cultivate a few himself? There will always be one suitable to develop into...

My name is Xu Zhouzheng, an ordinary psychology graduate, but due to an accident, I became the first male psychologist at Sugar Heart Women's Prison.

This place holds the most dangerous female prisoners:

The beautiful murderer

The mature female doctor who was imprisoned for framing

They were irritable, dangerous, and disobedient, giving the two female wardens a major headache.

Until that day, I awakened the [Female Prisoner Correction System]:

"Ding! Reward: Female Prisoner Intelligence Skill"

"Ding! Successfully evacuated the prisoners, gained X-ray vision."

Gradually, the rules of the prison began to change, and the once violent female prisoners began to line up voluntarily for "psychological counseling".

The aloof warden knocked on my office door late at night: "Dr. Xu... could you do a psychological evaluation for me?"

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

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Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...