"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"

—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.

— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.

—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!

—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…

— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)

(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)

(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

Jiang Heng, armed with an arsenal of weapons from Honkai Impact 3, has opened a humble shop in Mondstadt. Foolish Teyvatians, we've released new artifacts, the 11th Original, and the new Stigmata Ice Herrscher set. Powers from another world bless you! How can you get them? You'll definitely have to draw a lottery. What? I didn't win a ten-draw combo in one try. Please, didn't you see that Amber, the Knight of Favonius, has already won three hundred draws, still wearing the Hannah set? Didn't she say anything? Keqing: I really want that Magnetic Blade you're using as a shovel, Qiuli Cream! Barbara: For the store manager's Judas Oath, Barbara will do anything. Barbara, go for it! Ningguang: Tell me more about Fu Hua's story. Her Yin-Yang method, the division of heaven and earth, and so on. I'm very interested. From the entire Qun Yu Pavilion, take whatever you want... What, me? There's really nothing I can do about you. We're getting married tomorrow! Paimon: Wow, Ying and the store manager are helping... The Jiemie Greatsword and Fire Stigma I got through friendship are really useful. I just used the fire element to defeat Master Lu for the 99th time, hahaha! Paimon is no longer a mascot! Xiangling, who was standing by and witnessing everything, said: Help, the ingredients are hitting me!

After traveling to the Star Dome Railway World, Wei Yi was accidentally involved in the war between the Fengrao people and the Xianzhou Alliance. He saved a fox man on the battlefield. Later, because of his good luck, he was favored by the Star God and became the Envoy of Fengrao.

The ancients were not deceiving me. It turns out that foxes can repay their gratitude.

In this way, Wei Yi got married. His wife is a white-haired and blue-eyed fox beauty.

After marriage, he opened a clinic with his own ability and lived a plain life. His wife went on business trips from time to time because of work.

But why is his patient not right?

The silver-haired female swordsman who is not mentally normal and shouts "Cut you to death, chop you to death" when she sees the evil creature of Fengrao

. A forgetful big sister who likes to eat peaches and makes the dead while shouting "I cry for the dead".

A beautiful silver-haired girl who said that she just wanted to live, but she made the enemy unable to live.

And the Edo netizen Hanabi who said in his ear, "You don't want your wife to know that you are the Envoy of Fengrao, right?"

Until one day, looking at his wife standing in front of him in military uniform...

what? My wife is actually a general of Tianji?

Thinking of his identity, Wei Yi was sweating for a moment.

[Reincarnation of a hundred generations, telling the story of Hu Walnut, tears in my eyes]

There are no twin "Thor sisters". It's just an old story made up by the dying Thunder Devil.

There is no such thing as a free [Bard]; it is just that the wind becomes the boy's eyes, allowing him to see the world outside the tower for him.

There is no such thing as an immortal [Zombie Qiqi]. It was just the humble plea of ​​an old man before his death, which was heard by the gods.

Li Mo has been reincarnated for hundreds of times in the original god, and he only needs to complete the last mission to obtain ten wishes.

In his hundredth life, he was the Liyue Storyteller.

"That day, the Thunder Demon split his heart in two and saved the dying sisters."

"That day, the wind changed into the boy's appearance and saw the world outside the tower for him."

"That day, the old man faced the dying herb-collecting girl and forcibly used the power of his wish to give Qiqi a glimmer of hope."

The emotions were deep and the whole audience cheered.

General Lei Dian, Shen He, Qi Qi...even the [Ice Queen] burst into tears.

Hu Tao's eyes were filled with tears: "Storyteller, is that boy really dead?"