If we were to rank the difficulty of a time travel, there's the Extremely Easy difficulty, where you're born a sage; the Easy difficulty, where you can become a second-generation immortal; the Medium difficulty, where you're mediocre, with cheats; and the Hard difficulty, where you start as an orphan and are deeply in debt. Misfortunes often come with blessings, and blessings often hide misfortunes. Luo Yu, who traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, was unfortunate, as his starting difficulty was hellish—he was born in the women's restroom. But Luo Yu was also fortunate, as he immediately achieved the only achievement in the observed universe—being simultaneously observed by the three Star Gods. Star God of Joy! Star God of Wisdom! Star God of Memory! Please grant me strength! Climbing out of the women's restroom and regaining my life—this is just the beginning of Luo Yu's gaming universe. Watch how Luo Yu manipulates the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and turns the tide! The main world of Starry Sky Railway is interspersed with the sub-worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.
[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"
After traveling to the Star Dome Railway World, Wei Yi was accidentally involved in the war between the Fengrao people and the Xianzhou Alliance. He saved a fox man on the battlefield. Later, because of his good luck, he was favored by the Star God and became the Envoy of Fengrao.
The ancients were not deceiving me. It turns out that foxes can repay their gratitude.
In this way, Wei Yi got married. His wife is a white-haired and blue-eyed fox beauty.
After marriage, he opened a clinic with his own ability and lived a plain life. His wife went on business trips from time to time because of work.
But why is his patient not right?
The silver-haired female swordsman who is not mentally normal and shouts "Cut you to death, chop you to death" when she sees the evil creature of Fengrao
. A forgetful big sister who likes to eat peaches and makes the dead while shouting "I cry for the dead".
A beautiful silver-haired girl who said that she just wanted to live, but she made the enemy unable to live.
And the Edo netizen Hanabi who said in his ear, "You don't want your wife to know that you are the Envoy of Fengrao, right?"
Until one day, looking at his wife standing in front of him in military uniform...
what? My wife is actually a general of Tianji?
Thinking of his identity, Wei Yi was sweating for a moment.
Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.
By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.
Let’s start with Lei Movie.
"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"
Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."
Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"
Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."
Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"
Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...
Jiang Xuan traveled to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and awakened the inventory system!
In order to get the reward, he chose to take stock of the crazy characters in the Mijia universe——
When it comes to going crazy, every character in the Honkai series is a talent!
In Honkai Impact 3rd, the mythical Nana slaughtered all civilizations and killed her own lover by herself!
Kevin in Honkai Impact 3rd is even more crazy. He carries the fate of the whole world on his shoulders and is willing to become the end of the world in order to defeat Honkai Impact 3rd.
Bishop Otto has been planning for five hundred years, making countless calculations, even deceiving the God of Honkai, and even attacking the Tree of Imaginary Numbers just to resurrect Kallen. He is crazy for love!
Just when Wanjie thought this was the limit, Jiang Xuan smiled slightly——
The First Emperor of the Immortal Boats created nine immortal boats to sail across the sky and sea in pursuit of immortality. The Antimatter Legion carried out the will of the God of Creation and destroyed countless civilizations. Zandar of the Genius Club was even more crazy and wanted to destroy the galactic multiverse.
Is this the limit?
The star gods are more crazy than each other.
Pluto: "In front of these crazy people, I seem normal!"
Holy Kesha: "Ultimate fear is but a joke before these crazy star gods!"
Wanjie's scalp is tingling!
"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"
Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!
If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"
System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"
System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."
Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"
"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"
- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"
So, what the hell am I now?
And that Star God... will it taste different?
[Multiple female leads] [Slightly brainless] [Fun]
(This book has undergone several major revisions, so most of the targeted negative reviews can be ignored.)
I unexpectedly found myself transported to the Starry Sky Railway, experienced the hardships of being a corporate slave, and met Aha, a street hustler in the Starry Sky Railway world. I don't want to admit that I was happy.
But what can you do when someone has their eye on you? You can only follow along and do pleasurable things. But please don't get the cause and effect wrong. It's because Aha has his eye on you that you start having pleasurable things, not because your mind is full of pleasure and you've been targeted.
Now that I have the ability to implement the ideas in my mind, I realize that the original sad ending was not good. So I hope to add a little bit of dramatic reinterpretation to the original ending. It may become a bit childish, but at least the ending is better, right?
Before this, I liked to share that every world has its own unique local products.
Belleberg has a giant mecha to play with; you can use it to scare the train crew!
Luofu has fermented mung bean juice; you can sneak it onto the train and share it with everyone!
Pinocchio... has 500,000 sleeping banana monkey plush toys, so... let's get Seele too.
A side note
Because Aha is a street urchin, I was helpless when he inexplicably wandered off to other places. It's all Aha's fault.
However, since there was no currency on Earth, I used the fastest way to make money: I asked for a small amount of money by claiming that Lao Yang had been kidnapped.
Therefore, it's not my fault that Lao Yang got hit by Tesla. Lao Yang's wish was to return to Earth and see his old friends. I just gave him a push.
Because I profited from the kidnapping, when my playful antics caused the train to crash into the Teyvat continent, I chose to kidnap Fynne first to scare her...
Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.
After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.
While studying.
Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!
When I was eight years old...
Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!
Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...
Since then.
In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.
A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.
One day.
Silky's training in the abyss has ended.
He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!
The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.
I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!
The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.
Lu Li happened to return from outside.
Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!
"Master! What are you doing here!?"
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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!
Many years later.
Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?
............
After Teyvat became invincible.
Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.
They also taught him cooking skills.
I was feeling a bit bored one day.
Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."
Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.
"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"
{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}
Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.
Name: Walnut
Height: 150cm
Weight: 40kg
Measurements: No more
Price: 0.1 yuan
Delivery method: same day delivery.
Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.
Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.
After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.
Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.
The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.
Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.
Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?
Many years later,
Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:
"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."
Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"
【Female leads: Ningguang and Beidou】【Mild and warm slice-of-life】【Child-rearing in the early stages, romance in the mid to late stages】
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xieyang was picked up and brought home by a child named Beidou.
How does one raise a child? Who has experience with that?
……
Thousands of years later, Ningguang and Beidou cornered Xieyang against the wall.
Xieyang: “Uh, what are you two trying to do?”
“Hmm, what do you think?”