[Cao Cao + Memes + Ambiguity + Comedy + Torture of Tang San's Group] Meng De transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens a sign-in system. As Bibi Dong's adopted son, Meng De follows the original plot and embarks on a path of interception! He intercepts Xiao Wu at the beginning, making Tang San faint with anger! He intercepts Ning Rongrong, making Oscar envious! He intercepts Zhu Zhuqing, making Dai Mubai furious! He intercepts Liu Erlong, making Grandmaster cuckolded! He resurrects Ah Yin and then intercepts her again, making Tang San call him "Dad"! He intercepts Empress Bibi Dong, and his filial piety turns sour! ... Many years later. Meng De, the Lord of the Spirit Empire, the Ruler of the God Realm, and the Number One Person in the World, looks back and says, "This Cao Cao only wanted to carry forward the legacy of Wei Wu." "I never expected that I would become the master of the God Realm in the blink of an eye."
(Everything is normal at first, but everyone goes crazy starting from chapter 88!)
"I, Qian Daoliu, a level 99 peerless Douluo, am willing to guard your door, only asking to have one more meal a day!"
The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall was willing to become a restaurant security guard for a mere bowl of fried rice.
Pope Bibi Dong emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury in order to obtain the right to have three meals a day for a month!
It all started with that mysterious restaurant called "Maple Dye Pavilion" in Wuhun City.
The protagonist, Lin Feng, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and opens a restaurant right under the nose of the Spirit Hall.
The rules here are strange:
Only Soul Masters are qualified to come in for a meal, and they can only eat here once a day.
A bowl of clear soup noodles costs one hundred gold soul coins. Ordinary soul masters will see their soul power increase on the spot after eating it!
Only a Soul King is qualified to order a plate of Mapo Tofu, and after eating it, one can actually draw a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring!
Ju Douluo Yueguan discovered the perfect match for the immortal herb "Qirong Tongtian Ju" during a meal!
Hu Liena, Yan, and Xie Yue became loyal fans of the restaurant, queuing up to eat there every day.
Here, skill determines your menu, and luck determines your future.
Soul rings, soul bones, martial soul evolution, immortal herbs... anything is possible.
When all the powerful figures in the Douluo Continent become regular customers of the restaurant, where will the continent's格局 (geju, a term referring to the overall situation or structure) go?
Tang San: "My hidden weapons and martial arts techniques... how did they all become prizes in the restaurant's raffle?!"
A spirit whispered in his dream: "Do you wish to travel back in time?"
"Yes!"
And so Wang Shenmeng traveled to the Douluo Continent.
At that time, the Tang God King had not yet ascended to power, Grandmaster Yu was still in trouble, Pope Mei had not yet gone mad and destroyed the world, and the Thousand Saints were plotting to steal the kingdom...
Wang Shenmeng awakened his Butterfly Martial Spirit, a spirit worthless in the eyes of others, but capable of using the mind as a limit, feeding on dreams, cultivating truth through illusion, and attaining divinity within dreams.
Then Wang Shenmeng began to flap his butterfly wings, and the Douluo world became different...
Years later, Wang Shenmeng's left hand created, his right destroyed. The innumerable worlds swirled before his eyes, and the gods trembled beneath his feet.
[Master and Disciple are all reborn + extremely regretful + never looking back + extremely happy]
Chen Yang has six female disciples.
At first, the six female disciples had neither outstanding talents nor roots.
But with his help, the six female disciples were reborn and each of them became a peerless genius picked from thousands of people!
In the end, the six female disciples became emperors whose fame spread throughout the world!
However, what Chen Yang did not expect was that these six traitors would actually attack him together and put him to death!
Before his death, Chen Yang personally killed these six ungrateful people and cleared the house!
But he himself ended up dying of exhaustion.
Fortunately, when he woke up again, Chen Yang was reborn three thousand years ago.
This time, he looked at the six ungrateful people who were kneeling in front of him in regret and wanted to worship him as their master again.
Chen Yang said: I won’t accept it!
…
After Chen Yang was reborn, his six female disciples were also reborn!
In their previous life, they worshipped Chen Yang as their master, and with Chen Yang's generous teaching, they all became emperors in the end.
In this life, they firmly believe that they can become emperors without relying on Chen Yang.
However, they gradually discovered that without Chen Yang's help, they were just ordinary people. It would be extremely difficult for them to cultivate themselves into emperors by themselves!
Gradually, they regretted it...
However, when they wanted to worship Chen Yang as their master again.
But they discovered that this time, no matter how much they begged, the master who loved them in their previous life ruthlessly rejected them...
[The Sims Game] suddenly appeared in the minds of five contemporary female geniuses.
So, they were all confused.
Su Xiaoqi: "This game can actually predict the future!? Turns out he's the only one who can change my tragic fate!"
Gu Xianyue: "Wow! I actually fell in love with a game character!"
Jing Cheng: "I cannot live without Bai Jun's assistance, even if it means I have to retreat behind the scenes!"
Jiang Wangxue: "He is truly a genius in the immortal way. Each simulation is stronger than the last! He is a perfect match for a witch like me."
Mu Xiqiu: "Friend Bai in this life is mine!"
Without the knowledge of Bai Qi, the fairies' life simulation quietly turned into a love war...
So what are the consequences?
…
Traveling through another world,
Bai Qi discovered that there seemed to be a bug in his system.
Originally, the reward was supposed to be settled once in a lifetime, but now it is settled every few days, with seven or eight rewards given in a month.
Although the principle is unclear, the effect is outstanding!
Become a martial arts genius in three days, a potential emperor in a week, and a genius in cultivating immortals in a month?
Bai Qi: "Fuck, stop leveling up! The Novice Village isn't even warm yet, and I'm almost invincible!"
Chen Xuan traveled through time and space with the Infinite Altar and became the Chaos Demon God, but was accidentally pulled into a chat group.
Nie Xiaoqian: "Welcome newcomer (●ˇ?ˇ●)."
Mechanical Skynet: "Newcomer's photo jpg."
Looking at these familiar names, Chen Xuan took a photo of his Chaos Demon God's true form and sent it to the group, causing endless shock.
Then he typed: "I am the Chaos God, the King of Gods, the Supreme Lord. Those who recite my true name in the heavens will gain eternal life and immortality!"
Nie Xiaoqian presented the incomplete Six Paths of Reincarnation, triggering a billion-fold amplification and obtaining the Six Paths of Reincarnation Heavenly Art!
The Mechanical Skynet offers the faith of seven billion humans, amplified a billion times...
Main characters: Chen Xuan, Nie Xiaoqian,
"Dai Wei, a seemingly useless otaku, roams freely across various realms thanks to a gacha system. In the Douluo Continent, he dominates with divine skills from the Gold System Heroes, crushing natives, overwhelming Tang San, and establishing a new pantheon; in the Dou Qi World, he summons wind and rain with unparalleled techniques from the Storm Riders, transforming into the Formless Wind, suppressing the Soul Clan with the Boundless Power of the Magic King, and becoming the supreme Dou Di; in the Panlong World, he discovers a path to transcendence beyond the four elemental soul mutations of earth, water, wind, and fire… (Douluo Continent I has concluded successfully; the current world is Doupo; the next world is Panlong)."
The soul traveled through time and space to become Douluo and became Huo Yuhao?
He was beaten up in Qiankun Love Valley, and after they established their relationship, he couldn't get close to Princess Tang. After becoming a god, he was repeatedly bullied by Tang San...
When Huo Yuhao thought about his future, he almost vomited blood!
Fortunately, Huo Yuhao successfully unlocked the system and used the cheat!
He is madly rewriting his life!
When the God King Tang tried to trick him into joining the Tang Sect, Huo Yuhao flatly refused!
When Princess Tang tried to tempt him to become Tang San's son-in-law, Huo Yuhao was not tempted at all!
After years of hard training, he finally surpassed Tang San!
He kicked it off the altar and said loudly:
"The God King takes turns, and today it's my turn!"
"Tang San, your era is over!
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“What! The young master has married another concubine?”
After Gu Changge is bound to the system, sharing innate talent and even cultivation results with a Daoist Couple (wife) is possible. Whether it's consuming elixirs or treasures from heaven and earth, or from daily cultivation, everything can be shared!
“Just by binding with one partner, I went from a waste to a spiritual body. What if I had multiple partners?”
Since that day, he realized that working hard in cultivation was not as effective as taking in more spouses, and that taking elixirs himself was not as good as feeding his wives!
The aloof and warm-hearted sect's holy maiden, the playful imperial princess, the dragon race's transformed girl with white hair...
【Your Daoist Couple has cultivated through the night, shared cultivation progress!】
【Your Daoist Couple has grasped the essence of swordsmanship, shared insights!】
【Your Daoist Couple has consumed a supreme snow lotus, comprehended a law, shared!】
【Dual Cultivating with your Daoist Couple, rewards...】
As he feeds his wives every day with ease and pleasure, he unknowingly becomes a celestial being, perfects the holy body, and stands above all living beings!
(The story is focused on daily life, is lighthearted with a touch of humor, and does not stress the protagonist)
The Eye of Death descends upon Earth, ushering in an era of universal curses.
Strange and bizarre cursed spirits then appeared, and everyone had to live with the curse on their shoulders, without exception.
In order to avoid being targeted by the cursed spirits, the survivors deliberately touched the taboo, branding themselves with a relatively controllable curse.
"The price of groceries will definitely go up when your mom buys them."
"Your grandpa always gets criticized when he plays chess."
"Your grandma always sits in the last row when she does square dancing."
Such powerful causal curses have become highly sought-after objects.
On the day he turned 18, Lin Yi looked at the cursed mark on his hand and fell into deep thought.
"Reverse curse? All the effects of the curses received are reversed?"
All curses became beneficial buffs in his eyes.
The "curse of weakness" was reversed into "strength," allowing him to fight for three days and three nights without collapsing.
The reversal of "weakness" into "vigorousness" made him energetic, arrogant, and isolated.
The "lone star of destiny" also directly led to a constant stream of romantic encounters for him, which is beyond words...
Oh my God, it seems that having too many suitors is a tormenting curse.