[Cao Cao + Memes + Ambiguity + Comedy + Torture of Tang San's Group] Meng De transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens a sign-in system. As Bibi Dong's adopted son, Meng De follows the original plot and embarks on a path of interception! He intercepts Xiao Wu at the beginning, making Tang San faint with anger! He intercepts Ning Rongrong, making Oscar envious! He intercepts Zhu Zhuqing, making Dai Mubai furious! He intercepts Liu Erlong, making Grandmaster cuckolded! He resurrects Ah Yin and then intercepts her again, making Tang San call him "Dad"! He intercepts Empress Bibi Dong, and his filial piety turns sour! ... Many years later. Meng De, the Lord of the Spirit Empire, the Ruler of the God Realm, and the Number One Person in the World, looks back and says, "This Cao Cao only wanted to carry forward the legacy of Wei Wu." "I never expected that I would become the master of the God Realm in the blink of an eye."

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

(Everything is normal at first, but everyone goes crazy starting from chapter 88!)

"I, Qian Daoliu, a level 99 peerless Douluo, am willing to guard your door, only asking to have one more meal a day!"

The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall was willing to become a restaurant security guard for a mere bowl of fried rice.

Pope Bibi Dong emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury in order to obtain the right to have three meals a day for a month!

It all started with that mysterious restaurant called "Maple Dye Pavilion" in Wuhun City.

The protagonist, Lin Feng, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and opens a restaurant right under the nose of the Spirit Hall.

The rules here are strange:

Only Soul Masters are qualified to come in for a meal, and they can only eat here once a day.

A bowl of clear soup noodles costs one hundred gold soul coins. Ordinary soul masters will see their soul power increase on the spot after eating it!

Only a Soul King is qualified to order a plate of Mapo Tofu, and after eating it, one can actually draw a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring!

Ju Douluo Yueguan discovered the perfect match for the immortal herb "Qirong Tongtian Ju" during a meal!

Hu Liena, Yan, and Xie Yue became loyal fans of the restaurant, queuing up to eat there every day.

Here, skill determines your menu, and luck determines your future.

Soul rings, soul bones, martial soul evolution, immortal herbs... anything is possible.

When all the powerful figures in the Douluo Continent become regular customers of the restaurant, where will the continent's格局 (geju, a term referring to the overall situation or structure) go?

Tang San: "My hidden weapons and martial arts techniques... how did they all become prizes in the restaurant's raffle?!"

He was reborn in the Douluo Continent at the beginning, but was put into a slumber by the system for 100,000 years!

Ten thousand years later, he had just woken up when he saw Ning Rongrong walking towards him!

Ding! Perfect Douluo System quest activated!

Douluo World Tang San: This so-called Dragon Transformation Realm can instantly kill a God King?

Ye Fan from Shrouding the Heavens: I will pay back the money for the Mercedes rental contract, Brother Ye!

Perfect World brat: Milk is everything! Come on, Brother Ye, I'll take you to rob that fat woman!

Having unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of Huo Yuhao, the protagonist of the Douluo Continent II: The Peerless Tang Sect era, he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Just as he was worrying that his fate was being controlled by some hypocritical god-king, a mysterious notification sound brought him a surge of joy.

[Sensing that you are dissatisfied with the coverage area of ​​your original martial soul, the Spirit Eye, it has autonomously evolved into a full-body martial soul...]

[Sensing that you are dissatisfied with the color of your spirit rings, we have autonomously evolved the ability to change their color...]

[You sense an unknown divine bloodline suppressing you. Your bloodline must fight back. It has evolved the power of qi and blood, and can break through the bloodline suppression...]

......

Then, to his surprise, he discovered that his martial soul, soul rings, soul skills, soul bones, bloodline... all improved. Looking at his whole body shimmering with golden light, the nine divine-level soul rings on his back evenly arranged, and the nine great dragon souls swirling around him, Huo Yuhao smiled.

This time, it's his turn to make the plans...

Watch as he triumphantly advances amidst a series of encouraging notification sounds, ascending to the throne of a god-king, wielding the artifact of creation, and ushering in a new era of peaceful coexistence between soul beasts and humans... except for Blue Silver Grass...

Xia Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming one of the orphans adopted by the Spirit Hall. He initially intended to blend in and conceal his strength until he was sent away. Unexpectedly, Bibi Dong acquired a simulator that could simulate the future of those around her. The first simulation revealed that her disciple, Hu Liena, was love-struck. The second simulation showed that her daughter, Qian Renxue, actually cared deeply for her. The third, the fourth… Bibi Dong couldn't hold back anymore: "Is the future really this melodramatic?" Until she discovered that no matter who she simulated, she would always see Xia Yu in the end. Three-Life Martial Soul! Unparalleled Talent! Ascension to Godhood!

Su Yan transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and gains the cheat ability of a chat group, allowing him to continuously invite female characters from Douluo 1-5 to join. He starts with a critical hit reward—an advanced version of the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Six Meridian Divine Sword, and Lingbo Steps. Bibi Dong: Shameless group owner, you've slandered Xiao Gang! Don't let me find you! Qian Renxue: The blind Douluo upstairs, you're unworthy of being a mother! Liu Erlong: Bibi Dong, you old woman, you deserve to be unwanted! Xiao Wu: Stop arguing! Stop arguing! I really met Tang San, I don't want to sacrifice myself! Someone save me! Ning Rongrong: Brother Su Yan, quickly tell me where there are immortal herbs! Zhu Zhuqing: Su Yan, I will repay your life-saving grace with my body. Dugu Yan:

He transmigrated into Douluo Continent and awakened a blind box martial soul, which was indeed born with full soul power.

Everyone laughs at my useless martial spirit, but little do they know that the blind boxes I sell can contain rewards from all over the world.

Hu Liena, out of curiosity, spent a gold coin to open the box, and her soul power surged on the spot, shocking everyone present.

From then on, the Spirit Hall was in an uproar.

"A Title Douluo opened a box and all he got was an embroidery needle?"

"Don't complain about the quality; you only opened a level 10 Soul Master blind box."

"How much gold does it cost to open a level 90 blind box?"

"Not expensive, only about a million gold soul coins."

Hu Liena went on a shopping spree, Qian Renxue conducted a secret investigation, and Bibi Dong personally oversaw the operation.

When the war of gods broke out, I silently took out my blind box:

"Shall we open the box? This time, the guaranteed drop is a legendary item."

The World Government destroyed my dreams? Then I'll destroy the entire world! Awakening to his dark side, Luffy is no longer a free pirate, but the sole king of the sea! Marine Headquarters, destroyed! Marijoa, burned! The Five Elders, prostrating themselves at their feet, begging for mercy! Empress Hancock, captured, bearing the blood of the Black Emperor! Nami, Robin, Smoothie, Ulti... all the stunning beauties will ascend to the throne! -- When the Black Emperor Luffy reigns supreme, all who resist will perish!

Upon waking, Ning Chuan discovered he had traveled to the world of Douluo Continent, becoming a minor figure with mediocre talent and no one to be reckoned with. However, unlike all other travelers, he had not acquired any god-level martial spirit or heaven-defying system. Instead, bound deep within his soul was a garbage collection station connecting all the heavens and universes! Every day, "garbage" from different planes and universes was dumped there: broken artifacts, scrapped mechas, fragments of unknown techniques, depleted magic cores, and even the corpses of alien monsters... To others, these were all useless waste. But in Ning Chuan's eyes, these were truly coveted treasures! "Reclaim the shattered fragments of the imperial weapons from the world of 'The Great Ruler,' extract a wisp of the Mother Qi of all creation, and rebuild the foundation!" "Reclaim the Aoki from the world of 'Marvel'..."