[Cao Cao + Memes + Ambiguity + Comedy + Torture of Tang San's Group] Meng De transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens a sign-in system. As Bibi Dong's adopted son, Meng De follows the original plot and embarks on a path of interception! He intercepts Xiao Wu at the beginning, making Tang San faint with anger! He intercepts Ning Rongrong, making Oscar envious! He intercepts Zhu Zhuqing, making Dai Mubai furious! He intercepts Liu Erlong, making Grandmaster cuckolded! He resurrects Ah Yin and then intercepts her again, making Tang San call him "Dad"! He intercepts Empress Bibi Dong, and his filial piety turns sour! ... Many years later. Meng De, the Lord of the Spirit Empire, the Ruler of the God Realm, and the Number One Person in the World, looks back and says, "This Cao Cao only wanted to carry forward the legacy of Wei Wu." "I never expected that I would become the master of the God Realm in the blink of an eye."

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

(Everything is normal at first, but everyone goes crazy starting from chapter 88!)

"I, Qian Daoliu, a level 99 peerless Douluo, am willing to guard your door, only asking to have one more meal a day!"

The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall was willing to become a restaurant security guard for a mere bowl of fried rice.

Pope Bibi Dong emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury in order to obtain the right to have three meals a day for a month!

It all started with that mysterious restaurant called "Maple Dye Pavilion" in Wuhun City.

The protagonist, Lin Feng, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and opens a restaurant right under the nose of the Spirit Hall.

The rules here are strange:

Only Soul Masters are qualified to come in for a meal, and they can only eat here once a day.

A bowl of clear soup noodles costs one hundred gold soul coins. Ordinary soul masters will see their soul power increase on the spot after eating it!

Only a Soul King is qualified to order a plate of Mapo Tofu, and after eating it, one can actually draw a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring!

Ju Douluo Yueguan discovered the perfect match for the immortal herb "Qirong Tongtian Ju" during a meal!

Hu Liena, Yan, and Xie Yue became loyal fans of the restaurant, queuing up to eat there every day.

Here, skill determines your menu, and luck determines your future.

Soul rings, soul bones, martial soul evolution, immortal herbs... anything is possible.

When all the powerful figures in the Douluo Continent become regular customers of the restaurant, where will the continent's格局 (geju, a term referring to the overall situation or structure) go?

Tang San: "My hidden weapons and martial arts techniques... how did they all become prizes in the restaurant's raffle?!"

He was reborn in the Douluo Continent at the beginning, but was put into a slumber by the system for 100,000 years!

Ten thousand years later, he had just woken up when he saw Ning Rongrong walking towards him!

Ding! Perfect Douluo System quest activated!

Douluo World Tang San: This so-called Dragon Transformation Realm can instantly kill a God King?

Ye Fan from Shrouding the Heavens: I will pay back the money for the Mercedes rental contract, Brother Ye!

Perfect World brat: Milk is everything! Come on, Brother Ye, I'll take you to rob that fat woman!

New book: Arceus's Pirate Journey

The cocoon of light tore through the sky, and a brand new life was born in the Starry Sky Forest. From then on, a little rabbit suddenly had an uncle.

Meanwhile, within the core circle, the sleeping Silver Dragon King awakened prematurely, and the power bank-like Tianmeng Ice Silkworm transformed into an otaku.

In the far north, the two emperors of ice and snow departed at the same time.

On the high seas, the Deep Sea Demon Whale and the Demon Soul Great White Shark signed a peace agreement. The Sea Princess in the Northern Ice Sea became friends with the Deep Sea Demon Whale, and Bai Xiuxiu and Lan Fuzi became best friends.

The Abyss Lord turned the Abyss Invasion into a Defense War, forcing the Crimson Mother to flee thousands of miles away.

On the Holy Demon Continent, Demon God Emperor Feng Xiu and the Holy Temple Alliance signed a ceasefire agreement...

The white tiger on Snow God Mountain lowered its proud head.

Other stars...

This book is also known as

Douluo Continent: Tang San is being played to a pulp by my system

Douluo Continent: This Summoning-Type Soul Master is Too Disgusting

Tang San, now bound to the system: Damn system, this is too much of a trap! The creator of this system is already courting death!

Qian Renxue, who is bound to the system: Why are these system tasks so shameful?

Bibi Dong, who is bound to the system: This damn system task! Don't I have any dignity?

Xiao Wu, who is now bound to the system...

......

I am Xu Changqing, the Changqing who promises you a lifetime of happiness.

Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, he awakens three martial souls across lifetimes. In his youth, he begins with a thousandfold increase in the power of ice and fire to temper his body. He becomes the disciple of the second elder, Golden Crocodile Douluo, and challenges Qian Xunji, the Pope of the Spirit Hall. Ultimately, he replaces him, becoming the new Pope of the Spirit Hall. As Pope, Fu Lang experiences both exhaustion and joy. Fu Lang isn't just rescuing his confidante; he's breaking the curse of fate on his journey to save her.

Wang Jie transmigrated to the primordial world, his tribulation clouds materializing, only to discover he had an older brother? He initially thought he could develop his strength discreetly, but his brother insisted on descending the mountain. Even more unexpectedly, this brother turned out to be the most benevolent and unlucky person in the primordial world—the Red Cloud Ancestor. Moreover, in his dying moments, he cried out to the primordial world that he had a younger brother—had he already exposed himself? During the Lich War, Wang Jie learned everything and descended onto the battlefield, only to find that he was already invincible! [Invincible trope, no system, Mozi's creation, playing dumb to outsmart others]

Transmigrating to the primordial world, Ye Fan became a river god who controlled a great river. The primordial world had existed for countless years, teeming with myriad races and fraught with danger. He initially thought that as a mere river god, he could only survive and develop, but he never expected that the river he controlled was a celestial river where the laws of the Great Dao intertwined and merged, and that its waters would wash away endless treasures from countless planes of existence! Thus, Ye Fan directly transformed into the primordial Heavenly Dao, possessing boundless Dao fruits, and with a wave of his hand or a step, he could annihilate countless saints…

The Eye of Death descends upon Earth, ushering in an era of universal curses.

Strange and bizarre cursed spirits then appeared, and everyone had to live with the curse on their shoulders, without exception.

In order to avoid being targeted by the cursed spirits, the survivors deliberately touched the taboo, branding themselves with a relatively controllable curse.

"The price of groceries will definitely go up when your mom buys them."

"Your grandpa always gets criticized when he plays chess."

"Your grandma always sits in the last row when she does square dancing."

Such powerful causal curses have become highly sought-after objects.

On the day he turned 18, Lin Yi looked at the cursed mark on his hand and fell into deep thought.

"Reverse curse? All the effects of the curses received are reversed?"

All curses became beneficial buffs in his eyes.

The "curse of weakness" was reversed into "strength," allowing him to fight for three days and three nights without collapsing.

The reversal of "weakness" into "vigorousness" made him energetic, arrogant, and isolated.

The "lone star of destiny" also directly led to a constant stream of romantic encounters for him, which is beyond words...

Oh my God, it seems that having too many suitors is a tormenting curse.