[Cao Cao + Memes + Ambiguity + Comedy + Torture of Tang San's Group] Meng De transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens a sign-in system. As Bibi Dong's adopted son, Meng De follows the original plot and embarks on a path of interception! He intercepts Xiao Wu at the beginning, making Tang San faint with anger! He intercepts Ning Rongrong, making Oscar envious! He intercepts Zhu Zhuqing, making Dai Mubai furious! He intercepts Liu Erlong, making Grandmaster cuckolded! He resurrects Ah Yin and then intercepts her again, making Tang San call him "Dad"! He intercepts Empress Bibi Dong, and his filial piety turns sour! ... Many years later. Meng De, the Lord of the Spirit Empire, the Ruler of the God Realm, and the Number One Person in the World, looks back and says, "This Cao Cao only wanted to carry forward the legacy of Wei Wu." "I never expected that I would become the master of the God Realm in the blink of an eye."
【【The first part is more daily, and the latter part will be involved in the plot
This book is rather original, so don't be confused if you find that the plot doesn't match.
Mo Nian traveled through time.
Inherited a small shop given by the system in a supernatural world.
I thought I could live a wealthy life by selling system products, but who knew that the customers who came seemed a little different.
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Ala Ala~ Little store manager, do you have a place for me here?"
Ikaros: "Master, what do you want to eat today?"
Saber: "Master, there's not enough food in the warehouse!"
Esdeath: "Superpowers? Interesting!"
Mo Nian: "Ah! Saber! You can't eat that!"
Then came the arrival and encounters of various characters.
Feng Baobao (dialect): "Manager, do you want this? I can take it away if Xu Si says he doesn't want it."
Yan: "Little boy, we are both angels, why don't you choose the more mature one?"
Sasuke: "Please teach me how to take revenge. I must kill that man!"
Luffy: "Ahaha, Manager, here I come again!"
And other people that Mo Nian knew and didn’t know who kept coming.
In this way, Mo Nian began an interesting life in the new world.
[Low-rating life-saving + multiple female leads + genius-type + disciple defying master + empress + empress dowager + aunt + national preceptor + no-system]
My name is Fu Huai’an. After cultivating under my Master for two and a half years, something strange happened.
Master suddenly brought home a stunning beauty and said she was my Master’s wife.
What’s even more unbelievable—Master actually wants me to spend the wedding night with her!
I don’t get it. Is Master really okay with c*ckblocking himself like this?
…………………………
My name is Pei Qinghuan, and I’ve taken in a ridiculously talented disciple!
He’s very filial.
And very rebellious.
Ling Yun traveled across the Douluo Continent and became a slime capable of shapeshifting.
Suddenly, a strange shift occurred in the sky, sending three consecutive golden lists down to the world.
Those who made it onto the three lists received supreme rewards, even the opportunity to become a god! This
attracted countless humans and spirit beasts, who flocked to him.
He topped two of the three lists, twice in a row, pushing Qian Renxue into second place for the longest time
. From then on, he earned the grudge of Qian Renxue and the Spirit Hall.
Using his shapeshifting abilities, he successfully evaded their pursuit time and again.
As his information was repeatedly exposed on the golden lists, he felt his true identity was about to be exposed!!!
Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, awakening the Book of Destiny martial soul, he carries his fate with the book and writes his destiny with the pen. By rewriting the protagonist's fate and shifting the world line, he can increase his soul power and ascend to godhood. Mo Xianyu wields his brush, starting by writing the Rebellious Disciple System for Tang San. "Teacher, if I just add some laxatives to Luo Sanpao's radish, my Blue Silver Grass can evolve into the Blue Silver King. You won't blame me, right?" From then on, having tasted the sweetness, Tang San triumphed, acquiring a new famous saying—"In this world, the accomplished are my teachers; everyone can be my teacher, even those who aren't human."... Later, the Azure Bull Python bowed its head to the ruler of soul beasts; war and peace crowned the Empress of Star Luo; wealth...
[Western fantasy + sweet romance + slice-of-life + farming + kemonomimi (animal-eared girls) + chaotic love triangle]
Su Chen, a white-collar worker, dies suddenly and transmigrates.
He became the most impoverished Black Iron Lord in this other world.
They started with a field and not even a dog.
Just as he was preparing to give up and wait for death, the [God-level Farm System] awakened!
[Level 1 Vitality Apple]: Brings the dead back to life and heals all wounds!
【The Three-Tier Wisdom Pear】: The fool is enlightened, the wise attain divine understanding!
[Level 6 Blazing Dragon Fruit]: Swallowing it allows one to unleash dragon breath, capable of burning mountains and boiling seas!
All Su Chen wanted to do was farm and raise animal-eared girls.
When they started their early retirement, they found that the things they grew seemed a little off.
The injured wolf princess, the shrewd fox tycoon,
Adorable cat-girl, sleeping dragon queen...
They all stayed on his farm.
Years later, when the Abyss God led his army down, the world was plunged into despair.
Su Chen yawned and got up from the recliner: "Ugh, this is so annoying, it's disturbing my nap."
The next second, he casually tossed out a [Level 9 World Tree Fruit].
A dazzling light enveloped the continent, and the demon army was instantly annihilated.
The whole world: "??? You call this... farming?!"
When Huo Yuhao fused with Ice Emperor, an accident occurred at the last moment, transporting him to the real world. From a third-person perspective, he learned about his life and realized he had been living in deception, his life almost entirely manipulated by Tang San. Three years later, he found himself back in Douluo Continent, but this time in Tang San's era, ten thousand years ago, and he gained a system for rewriting the story. Having experienced the influence of modern thinking, Huo Yuhao naturally understood what the system was and decided to take revenge on Tang San. Moreover, being from the same era, even without the system, he was confident he could surpass Tang San. (Later, he will return to the Douluo II timeline, but without changes.)
[Daily intelligence + seizing opportunities + ruthless decisiveness + multiple female leads]
Transmigrating to a fantasy world and becoming the ninth prince of the Great Xia Immortal Dynasty, Wu Xiaofeng thought it was a perfect start, but he found himself to be a cannon fodder villain who wouldn't survive more than three chapters.
His fiancée, Luo Qingxue, is the future empress of the Yaochi Immortal Dynasty, but she is determined to break off the engagement.
There's also a reborn chosen one, who's preparing to rise to power by stepping on his face.
Fortunately, the [Daily Intelligence System] has awakened!
[Blue Intelligence: The female swordswoman 'Li Qingqiong,' a Heavenly Prisoner in the Demon Suppression Prison, possesses an 'Azure Lotus Sword Heart' that is not broken, but rather sealed away. In three days, she will be poisoned, causing her sword energy to spiral out of control and sever her own heart meridian. Saving her will grant you the Eternal Azure Lotus Sword Scripture and allow you to share the cultivation effects of the 'Azure Lotus Sword Heart'!]
[Purple Intelligence: Princess Luo Qingxue of Yaochi was ambushed by her nemesis at the Fallen God Abyss and is critically injured. She carries the ancient artifact 'Taihao Divine Mirror' with her. Saving her will earn you Luo Qingxue's favor and grant you the inheritance of the Taihao Heavenly Emperor!]
Wu Xiaofeng suddenly realized that the system was designed for him to be a friend of women!
Slay the executioner, break out of the Heavenly Prison, and rescue the peerless sword immortal;
Brave the perilous land, vanquish your enemies, and awaken the enchanting princess.
When his former enemies, who had looked down on him, came seeking revenge with immense influence, they were horrified to discover:
The newly crowned empress mobilized a million-strong army on his behalf!
The Holy Maiden of Alchemy, enraged by him, banned the sale of all spiritual pills in the world!
The Iceberg Sword Immortal, who had just emerged from seclusion, directly cleaved their mountain gate in two with a single sword strike!
Wu Xiaofeng spread his hands, saying helplessly, "I don't want this either, but they're giving me just too much. I'm just an ordinary friend of women."
Ning Liu awakens the most useless Glazed Pagoda and is banished by the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect to a remote town, where he takes over the Soto City D-Class Auction!
The sect demands a monthly turnover of one million gold soul coins, or he'll be expelled!
In desperation, Ning Liu activates the auction return system, returning a ten-thousandth of rewards on auctioned items. Initially, he's forced to auction off Xiao Wu's bunny-ear pajamas!
When Tang San charges, his eyes red, Ning Liu kicks him away. "Tang Sect hidden weapons? Just my auction items! "
From then on, the D-Class auction scene undergoes a dramatic shift: Hundred-thousand-year-old immortal herbs are sold by the pound, and Tang Sect martial arts are offered as gifts!
When the auction listings for "Sea God's Trident Experience Voucher" and "Goddess of Life's Fitted Silk Dress" appear, the gods descend overnight, declaring, "Please! No more auctions!"
Decisive and ruthless
[Dark in tone]
A chaotic world
【Cool???::】
With a cheat code, Lin Zhan transmigrates and becomes a lowly mountain bandit with his simulator.
That year, I stood with my hands in my pockets, like a lackey.
[Simulation Start]
[This simulation has ended. You have achieved the peak cultivation level of an Emperor, obtained the supreme divine sword, awakened the Nine Dragons bloodline, and awakened the Supreme Body of Heaven and Earth. Do you wish to inherit these attributes?]
"inherit!"
Lin Zhan lay on the bed and nodded contentedly.
One simulation a day, I suppress everything.
Even bandits can do big things; I'm not just a background character!
A year after his time travel, Lin Zhan looked around and realized that he was utterly invincible in the past, future, and present.
"Tch, there's not a single one who can fight."